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DUmmie FUnnies 10-05-10 (DUmmies Already Preparing 'Stolen Election' Excuses)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 5, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/05/2010 1:36:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

We are now exactly four weeks away from the historic Nov. 2 election and the DUmmies are already preparing their excuses in advance for losing. And what is their big excuse? We all know the answer. STOLEN ELECTION. Yes, whenever the Democrats do good in elections, it was conducted fairly. However, when the Democrats lose then it is time for the DUmmies to trot out their all time favorite excuse about a STOLEN ELECTION. This time they aren't even waiting for the election to take place as you can see in this THREAD, "Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now." If their wailing with their favorite excuse has started this early, you just know the post-election DUmmie threads are sure to be a laugh riot. So let us know watch the DUmmies crybaby about the "stolen election" that hasn't even taken place yet in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has just adjusted the settings on the local Diebold machine, is in the [brackets]:

Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now

[Then how about NOW standing up and melodramatically revealing your real names like you did when Kerry lost in 2004?]

The foundation is being laid for votecount fraud on election day, to be followed up by Final exit polls that are always "forced" to match the state-reported and House-clerk recorded vote-count on a lying presumption the vote count is correct.

[Naw! It's a lot more FUn to have the exit polls announce a huge Democrat victory like in 2004 and then watching you crybabies when you lose. So much more entertaining.]

In 2008 the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report of its own contracted exit-pollster that would have revealed -- via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls and three un-forced preliminary-national exit polls -- the truth that Obama won by 13 million more votes than the official recorded 9.5 million margin.

[No. He won by a TRILLION more votes but we only allowed him to win by a normal landslide.]

Obama has warned numerous times that Democracy in America is threatened by the Citizens United Supreme Court decision, by justices nominated by a fraudulent-elected president. That same fraud condoned torture in the name of America, war crimes in an illegal war, and the exposure of an undercover CIA operative. 80,000 New Yorkers signed a petition in 2009 for a ballot initiative to re-investigate 9-11 -- it was stifled by NY right wing trash politics. It's all tied to systemic election fraud, a sure reflection of which is found here for those with eyes to see.

[You really need to include UFOs in your vast conspiracy theory. And now on to your fellow crybaby DUmmies...]

The push is on to steal everything they can steal. Impeach the liars on the SCOTUS!

[Why do you hate Kagan, Sotomayer, Ginsburg, and Breyer?]

The only way it can be countered is if the Democrats ascend on the polls in records numbers like they did with Obama. I think they tried it with Obama but they didn't realize he would get so many votes. They didn't have the totals set up on the machines to overcome his votes. And I also said...I just wonder how big a landslide he would have gotten if he had gotten all the votes that were really cast for him.

[He would have gotten a GAZILLION dead Chicago votes but the EVIL Republicans stole that from him.]

True Vote analysis for Obama: 22 million vote margin (official recorded 9.5m margin is fraudulent)

[True vote margin for Obama: 22 Quadrillion.]

NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

[And I raise you another 100 BAZILLION!!!]

We won't stand a chance if this isn't fixed.

[We already made a reservation for you at a Walmart Detention Camp.]

Thanks! I'm in Shelby County in Memphis TN - I KNOW we have voter fraud here, and it needs to be exposed. The GOP will do whatever they can to win 2010 and that will include voter fraud. This election should be watched very carefully.

[You may start by watching the lint in your navel very carefully.]

Until investigations and cooperation happen on election fraud AND immediate changes are made regarding the counts, we are doomed except and only if there are such great numbers in favor of the peoples' choice it overcomes their cheating and fraud, like the last 2 times.

[You're DOOMED. So don't even bother to vote on Election Day, November 3.]

I take a picture of every ballot I turn in as a vote. Luckily, Tennessee still has paper ballots where I live. But even if we had digital voting, I would find a way to take a picture of that as well.

[Do you carry those ballot photos around in your wallet or do you frame them for the wall?]


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KEYWORDS: conspiracy; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; election2010; howtostealanelection; zogbyism
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To: PJ-Comix
after Kerry lost and the Democrats screamed about “verifiable paper ballots” we went to a simple ballot where you filled in an oval with a pencil. Low-tech and I hate it.

Low tech but at least Rats can't stack them up and ram a nail through a bunch of ballots, invalidating some (republican) ballots (with an "overvote for 2 or more candidates in a race), manufacturing ballots (Democrat) for some unvoted races, and dimpling the chads in some ballots (where the nail does not go fully through the stack).

To fill in a black oval, someone must physically fill in that oval, one at a time, slowly and within the lines.

21 posted on 10/05/2010 2:04:54 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now I know they saw the pathetic turnout at their big commie rally last weekend. They were all crying and whining and gnashing their teeth about the epic fail witnessed and laughed at by all of us.

So now it is the voting machines.

Poor DUmmies


22 posted on 10/05/2010 2:07:19 PM PDT by dforest
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To: PJ-Comix
. . . . And I also said...I just wonder how big a landslide he would have gotten if he had gotten all the votes that were really cast for him.

[He would have gotten a GAZILLION dead Chicago votes but the EVIL Republicans stole that from him.]

zero got more dead voters to the polls that LBJ ever thought about waking from the dead for a day.

23 posted on 10/05/2010 2:09:00 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

The $25 certificates sell for $10 to $15 each but people rarely pay that price. Instead they wait until they sell for 80% off or, in the case of last week, 90% off. My two $25 certificates have an official price of $15 but with the 90% off, only $1.50 each. The certificates usually stipulate minimum purchase of $35 plus 18% gratuity. You can also buy $50 and $100 certificates at big discounts. The $100 certificates were selling for $4 each last week. Minimum total restaurant purchase of $200 so it a $200 restaurant bill would cost you $100 after using the certificate (plus gratuity.)


24 posted on 10/05/2010 2:09:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

LFT!

25 posted on 10/05/2010 2:09:52 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am Derek Fenton! (me) Enjoying freedom ourselves requires tolerating it for others. (Jedidah))
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To: PJ-Comix
In 2008 the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report of its own contracted exit-pollster that would have revealed -- via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls...

Hmmm. Wonder why they fell 6 short of the Obama 57...

26 posted on 10/05/2010 2:10:14 PM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks! I'm in Shelby County in Memphis TN - I KNOW we have voter fraud here (cause I do it), and it needs to be exposed. The GOP will do whatever they can to win 2010 and that will include voter fraud.

Yes, huge amounts of GOP fraud in Dem/Ford family owned Memphis. However, I'm sure it was right about the voter fraud there.

27 posted on 10/05/2010 2:11:50 PM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

All areas of the country covered by Restaurant.Com. Just go to the site, enter your zip, and click for 5 or 10 mile radius to see the restaurants accepting those certificates. I’m sure Chicago area has plenty of such restaurants.


28 posted on 10/05/2010 2:13:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
In 2008 the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report of its own contracted exit-pollster that would have revealed -- via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls and three un-forced preliminary-national exit polls -- the truth that Obama won by 13 million more votes than the official recorded 9.5 million margin.

Cause, y'know, exit polling is always 100% reliable and never biased.

29 posted on 10/05/2010 2:17:48 PM PDT by denydenydeny ("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Why, that would be about the same number as turned up at the One Nation rally on Saturday!

And precisely the reclining population of Resurrection Cemetery in Bedford Park (home of Resurrection Mary!)


30 posted on 10/05/2010 2:17:48 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: PJ-Comix

The left are the only ones trying to steal elections


31 posted on 10/05/2010 2:19:40 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; bcsco

I’ve checked that site off-and-on for about 8 months and have never seen a discounted certificated.

Do they disciount them if they aren’t moving or get “stale”?

A $25 cert for $1.50 at Giordano’s would be mighty thrifty. Just ask Jim or Charles.


32 posted on 10/05/2010 2:21:38 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
A $25 cert for $1.50 at Giordano’s would be mighty thrifty. Just ask Jim or Charles.

The closest Giordano's is Rockford. They're not listed. Two "local" restaurants (Rochelle)are. They're both $25 gift certificates for $10, or $10 for $4.

33 posted on 10/05/2010 2:35:08 PM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

The 80% discounts are quite common. Several times a month. The 90% discount much less often. It isn’t hard to buy a $25 certificate for $2. I don’t know if Giordano accepts Restaurant.Com certificates. You have to check on the site and then you order the coupon SPECIFICALLY for that restaurant. Then just print it out after paying.


34 posted on 10/05/2010 2:35:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

You have to sign-up for their daily e-mails. The amount of that day’s discount and the coupon codeword for the day is in the e-mail. Plug in the word at checkout and you can see the discounted amount. This done before you give them your payment info so it’s no risk.


35 posted on 10/05/2010 2:36:31 PM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: mplsconservative

Thanks, TC-con


36 posted on 10/05/2010 2:38:26 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: bcsco
They're both $25 gift certificates for $10, or $10 for $4.

Except almost no one pays $10 for a $25 certificate since 80% discounts are usually offered a few times per month. Therefore that $25 certificate will usually cost only $2.

37 posted on 10/05/2010 2:38:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

You’re welcome! Here’s to cheap eats!


38 posted on 10/05/2010 2:40:26 PM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now.

Yes, it’s called polling double the number of DemonRats compared to conservatives in most polls, standard operating procedure of the left.


39 posted on 10/05/2010 2:40:56 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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To: PJ-Comix

He’s right about voter Fraud in Shelby county (Memphis). But it’s those dead Democrats that keep voting.


40 posted on 10/05/2010 2:42:35 PM PDT by DannyTN
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