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Is Pelosi Auditioning For Comedy?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 11-12-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 11/13/2010 11:29:28 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

In the latest from the Wall Street Journal she says she's not the reason Dems lost the midterms...(my comments are in BOLD)

“We didn’t lose the election because of me,” Ms. Pelosi told National Public Radio in an interview that aired Friday morning. “Our members do not accept that.” WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE NOW IN OPEN REBELLION AGAINST HER

Instead, the California Democrat attributes the loss of at least 60 seats to high unemployment and “$100 million of outside, unidentified funding.” AND HER LEADERSHIP, OR HER STUPIDITY....DID I JUST REPEAT MYSELF?

“Any party that cannot turn (9.5% unemployment) into political gains should hang up the gloves,” she said.....

Among those rooting for Ms. Pelosi to stick around are Republicans, who are giddy Giddy? Really? It makes Republicans excited enough to crap Ecstacy pills and all they have to say is "giddy" at the prospect of reprising in 2012 the attacks they used in the past election cycle Her face wont change, why should our arguments?, tying Democratic incumbents around the country to the liberal from San Francisco. WHICH IS REDUNDANT...LIKE SAYING PIN NUMBER...THINK ABOUT IT...

Ms. Pelosi’s reply: Bring it on. “The reason they had to take me down is because I’ve been effective in fighting special interests in Washington, D.C.,” Ms. Pelosi said, citing the health insurance and financial services industries. “I’m effective. They had to take me out. I’m also the most significant attractor to support for the Democrats.” DOES SHE MEAN TO SAY THE DEMS LOST ONLY 60+ SEATS BECAUSE OF HER?


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Read the entire article here

It's clear liberals don't realize that the voters figured out Democrats were really just a rebound after a 12 year relationship with the GOP that ended badly because they were cheated on. 2009 was when the Dems finally pulled back the curtains revealing the light of day so they could get a good look at who they voted for and realized the Perfect 10 they thought they went home with was really a big fat 0.


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Voters: Ugh, why do I have a bad taste in my mouth?

0: Good morning

Voters: AAAHH a talking butthole!

0: Want some breakfast?

Voters: Thisisajustadreamthisisjustadream...wake up...WAKE UP!

0: You were SO drunk last night

Voters: YEAH NO KIDDING!....oww my head

0: Headache? Here, let me get you some stimulus.

Voters: I don't think that works on headaches

0: It does when you take it with ObamaCare, this glass of higher taxes should wash it down.

Voters: Don't tread on me!

0: They're also suppositories!


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...or something like that....Anyway we're pulling for you Nancy!


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; minorityleader; pelosi

1 posted on 11/13/2010 11:29:33 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hence, my tag line.


2 posted on 11/13/2010 11:32:42 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: The Looking Spoon
“The reason they had to take me down is because I’ve been effective in fighting special interests in Washington, D.C.,” Ms. Pelosi said, citing the health insurance and financial services industries. “I’m effective.

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AstroTurf holds up better than botox.

3 posted on 11/13/2010 11:39:10 AM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Bigh4u2

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4 posted on 11/13/2010 11:42:51 AM PST by FrankR (Don't let the bastards wear you down!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
"Good morning

Voters: AAAHH a talking butthole!

Yeah....

and that wide eyed look is because she was just told they Botoxed her Butt in mistake...

5 posted on 11/13/2010 11:44:24 AM PST by spokeshave (Islamics and Democrats unite to cut off Adam Smith's invisible hand)
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To: The Looking Spoon
It makes Republicans excited enough to crap Ecstacy pills and all they have to say is "giddy" ..

My favorite part!

8-)

6 posted on 11/13/2010 11:51:27 AM PST by plinyelder ("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: FrankR

Believe it or not, I can actually see that picture of her in a few more years.

She is definitely ‘bat-shite’ crazy!

Just like Dennis Miller said.


7 posted on 11/13/2010 12:04:13 PM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: The Looking Spoon

The best kind of comedy is that which is unintended or that which purports to be drama. Nancy excels at both. Henceforth this deluded bitch is on par with the likes of Carol Burnett and Lucille Ball. Keep it up Nanc, yer killin’ ‘em!


8 posted on 11/13/2010 12:06:31 PM PST by jmacusa (Two wrongs don't make a right. But they can make it interesting.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Much to my surprise, I find that I can’t enough of Pelosi. Let’s bring her back for the main act all next year.


9 posted on 11/13/2010 12:48:49 PM PST by PaleoBob
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To: Bigh4u2

I can actually see that picture of her in a few more years.

Think of what she really looks like. She is 70, after all. (Ah, think Michael Jackson as he was found after his death, bald, without his wig.)

10 posted on 11/13/2010 2:03:27 PM PST by norge (The amiable dunce is back, wearing a skirt and high heels.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
“We didn’t lose the election because of me,”

That's a stretch.


11 posted on 11/13/2010 3:37:39 PM PST by clearcarbon
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