Conservitan

jam ustigran

[Therapsid]

Hello

Ive decided to be a Conservitan...The Republicans are not conservative enough...and the Constitutionalists.. well we are All supposed to be one of them alreaddy...right?...That document is.......... THE government blueprint...for a happy healthy free country...

Im a Conservitan...nice to meet you...well I believe

In God In Honesty, In Freedom, In the Constitution,

If we cant get along ...You should probably leave.

[shibumi]

It’s after 10PM. Gunner’s probably on his second six-pack.

By the time he sees this there’ll be nothing but burnt fur and singed feathers, lying next to an unused spellchecker.

[lefty-lie-spy]

I suppose he’s got a wife named Incontinentia too.

[GSP.FAN]

IBTZ but i guess the kitties will play with you for a little while...

[dynachrome]

Since u are still here how ‘bout esplainin’ this:

GLTUA

[libertarian27]

Think you are correct - here’s his last post before this one...
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Move to cut NPR funding is defeated in House
Thursday, November 18, 2010 10:38:07 PM · 30 of 31
Therapsid to Carl LaFong

Agreed...
I have decided that I am really too conservative to consider myself republican anymore....

I think ill be a conservitan instead...I still might vote republican...Ill think about it.

Ok if they abide the Constitution ...show me they stand for Freedom...and practice Honesty.

Conservitans like Republicans....but regressive..lol

[GOP_Harley_Guy]

"Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya!"

That was fun!!!

[50mm]

Hello!

[50mm]

Good Luck To You(U) All.

[dynachrome]

Thanks. Hadn’t seen that one before.

[50mm]

I’m guessing you’re a retread who was ZOTted on a Crevo thread. Am I close?

[MS.BEHAVIN]

[wheresmyusa]

IBTZ!

[smokingfrog]

Good Luck To U All (trying to figure out what the heck I’m talking about)

[abigailsmybaby]

[Kevmo]

My standard IB4TZ post

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Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30

[vigilante2]

You fall off the wagon?

[Defiant]

You know what must really suck? To write an opus that you are proud of, a big “FU” to the Big Guy, and then you are so insignificant and overly subtle that you don’t get zotted. It must be what purgatory is like.

[Semper Mark]

[Huck]

The smoker you drink, the player you get.

- Joe Walsh.

[Darksheare]

What the hell is a conservitan?
If you can’t spell it, then you definitely are not one.

And is GLTUA something with Gays, Lesbians and Transgendered?