Posted on 12/07/2010 9:58:50 AM PST by toma29
Obama was taking a walk around the White House grounds when he entered the garbage dumpster area where a janitor was dumping crates of food into the dumpster.
Obama asked, "Why are you throwing away all this food?"
The janitor replied, "We throw everything away that's past its expiration date. No exceptions."
Obama peeked at the next dumpster, which contained a huge pile of documents.
He asked, "What are these documents?"
The janitor replied, "Those are every speech you've ever given."
Obama asked, "And you're throwing them away? Why?"
The janitor gave him a funny look and said, "We throw everything away..."
Obama interrupted, "...that's past its expiration date."
The janitor added, "No exceptions."
eh
Can someone post a link to the joke?
please.... stop
you’re not funny
Please... stop... not... being... able... to... control... your... obsessive-compulsive... urge... to... show... others... that... you... are... the... decider... of... what’s... funny... and... what’s... not.
How do you get Obama off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
It’s original and it was written by me. I challenge you to Google it.
A bit of advice: deny authorship.
A bit of advice? Does that mean you suffer from the liberal tendency to know what’s best for others than they themselves do?
Don’t tell anymore jokes, please. The recovering liberals here aren’t yet fully recovered and they only know how to show their supremacy by leaving disparaging comments.
I don’t get it.
this is a play on a joke that was going on when Reagan was President.
A Brain Surgeon from Russia, Heart Surgeon from India and a Proctologist from Illinois are discussing the advances made in there respective fields in their respective countries.
in russia we can take the brain from another man and put in another man and that man is than in a position of political leadership and within 1 year 90% of the country will be gainfully employed.
in india, we can take the heart of a baboon and and put it in a man and than that man is than put in a postion of leadership of a auto company. within in a matter of months that man has purchased jaguar, land rover and has purchased automobile manufacturing plants in America, so within a year America will have cars made in India and exported to the US.
The proctologist from Illinois is really stretching on what he accomplishments that they have achieved. It dawns upon him about one of his patients. In America you can take a junior US senator whom is truly a real butthole. Get him elected to the office to the president and the real butthole can achieve a lot - he increases the debt of the nation by 10 trillion dollars and increase the unemployment from 4.8% to 9.8% all within his first two years.
The Russian brain surgeon and the heart surgeon from India agree that the lowly profession of being a proctologist has achieved the greatest success in medical history - a protcologogy patient with a significant case of hemorrhoids applies Ben gay all over hi sentire body and he shrivels up becomes darker in complexion and he wins the election to become the first black president in the history of the US and he causes widespread destruction and devastation within his wake. The Russian and India surgeons pay homage to the Proctologist - he has achieved what neither Lenin, Stalin and Gandhi could ever achieve - making America a laughing stock because everyone knows you only put Preparation H on Hemorrhoids not the entire country.
Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.
“What is your name?“ asked the teacher.
“Mohammad” answered the kid.
“You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny” replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammad returned home. “How was your day, Mohammad?” asked his mother.
“My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny.”
“Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” and she beat him. Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammad returned to school... When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, “What happened to you little Johnny”?
“Well ma’am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs.”
He takes not funny to a whole new level.
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