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DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-11 (State of the Eunuch: DUmmies nix Obama's Nudnik Moment)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/26/2011 10:06:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

Good speech for a Rethuglican. That's the consensus of the DUmmies on the Compromiser-in-Chief and his State of the Eunuch snoozefest last night. It was Obama's Nudnik Moment: The erstwhile Anointed One has become the Annoying One.

Many threads to choose from; for now we'll go with . . .

this THREAD, "So far, it's a super-progressive speech." and

this THREAD, "Well DU has become quite the Obama bash fest...." and

this Pitt THREAD, "Is this as bad as I think it is?"

There's more where those came from, so if PJ wants to do a SOTU DUFU later, he'll have plenty of material.

So let us now walk across the aisle and take a seat next to a DUmmie, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who should have watched the speech last night to help him get to sleep, is in the [Barackets]:

So far, it's a super-progressive speech.

[Prepare to be shot down, Obamabot impik!]

Progressive? . . . Progressive? That's a freaking laugh!

[DUmmie Go2Peace is having a Jim Mora Moment: "Playoffs? PLAYOFFS??"]

this is DU, unless Obama goes Karl Marx this speech will be panned.

[DUmmie Uzybone, this is your Kewpie Doll Moment! Congratulations!]

Well DU has become quite the Obama bash fest....what the hell happened to DU, seems to have merged with freerepublic.

[Merging Traffic: Troll Booth Ahead]

Some unwelcome guests have infiltrated.

[Undocumented lurkers.]

I think it was a pretty good SOTU. Not the most inspiring and lofty. . . .

[Damning with faint prez.]

I thought the speech was brilliant then came to DU to rave about it...and yikes.....! . . . It's not meant to be a recitation of the Liberal Manifesto. . . .

[Of course not! It's supposed to be a recitation of the COMMUNIST Manifesto!]

Idiots have taken over this place. . . .

[This is news??]

Locking. This post focuses on DU members, not the discussion of ideas.

[OK, let's discuss our ideas ABOUT the idiotic DU members. . . .]

[Speaking of idiots, let's check in with Pitt . . .]

Is this as bad as I think it is?

[Whatever Pitt thinks it is, that's what it is. Pitt starts this thread simply to have people agree with him.]

I have been known on more than one occasion to defend the President even when he didn't necessarily deserve it. I've also kicked him in the ass more than once.

[Yes, Pitt, you have established your credentials as the Opinionator of Record. . . .]

This is an excellent Republican speech.

[Well, it WAS long and boring, Will, so you must have liked that.]

There were a few belly-rubs - new energy policy, and oh we love the children - but he has been kissing GOP ass from beginning to end.

[Even benburch would not stoop that low!]

Please tell me I'm just an insane person.

[You're just an insane person.]

what is this crap? . . . Total poop grenade. Sh*t everywhere.

[Obama believes in defecate spending.]

Ugh.

[Unnngh.]

Yup. Bone to the left. Bone to the right. Bone to the center.

[Boehner in the back, falling asleep.]

Sadly, I can't bear to watch or listen to him any more.

[That makes all of us!]

Maybe Obama should have had backup dancers and strobe lights to make it more "exciting."

[Barry Obama and the Golddiggers! Yes, I can see it now: Babs Mikulski, Big Sis Nappy, Bawney the Dancing Queen, all shaking some serious booty!]

I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!

[This is your Titanik Moment.]

It is certainly not inspiring. Of course I have had 4 shots of Canadian Mist. So it's back to FarmVille and DU for me.

[Stuck on Stupor: The State of DU-nion.]

Talked for well over an hour, didn't say a damn thing

[It's a gift!]

It was boring. . . .

[Barack Obama puts the BO in BO-ring!]


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 01/26/2011 10:06:06 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Blue Jays

Good one! Very funny.


2 posted on 01/26/2011 10:07:08 AM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: Charles Henrickson

first?


3 posted on 01/26/2011 10:07:25 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (m Ò_ó m)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here’s the short and sweet: Can the AnnointedIdiot talk any longer without saying a damn thing?! =.=


4 posted on 01/26/2011 10:08:59 AM PST by cranked
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


5 posted on 01/26/2011 10:08:59 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In


6 posted on 01/26/2011 10:09:14 AM PST by listenhillary (20 years in Reverend Wright's church is all I need to determine the "content of his character")
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To: Charles Henrickson

10


7 posted on 01/26/2011 10:09:21 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Touch my tagline and I'll have you arrested)
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To: Charles Henrickson

8 posted on 01/26/2011 10:10:21 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


9 posted on 01/26/2011 10:12:43 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Nothing sharpens the mind like not being able to get a job. /Nonstatist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

10?


10 posted on 01/26/2011 10:15:39 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Maybe Obama should have had backup dancers and strobe lights to make it more "exciting."

Well in the first two he had Pelosi cheerleading behind him! She was up and clapping and expected the Dems to follow her lead, which they did. Big Ego boost for the Ego in Chief!

11 posted on 01/26/2011 10:17:31 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TWELVE!


12 posted on 01/26/2011 10:23:23 AM PST by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 15!


13 posted on 01/26/2011 10:29:20 AM PST by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: Charles Henrickson

I was (fortunately) at a meeting for most of it. Julie had it on when I came home, but I picked up my pocket reader instead. She kept mumbling and I kept ignoring it.

From what I read, I didn’t miss a thing. More spending, disguised as “investing”.


14 posted on 01/26/2011 10:32:51 AM PST by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20! Bow, lesser posters!


15 posted on 01/26/2011 10:33:15 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Maybe Obama should have had backup dancers and strobe lights to make it more "exciting."

Uh... okay Dummie. You mean like THIS:



16 posted on 01/26/2011 10:46:17 AM PST by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: Condor51

Whoa...that’s a lot of red Xs.


17 posted on 01/26/2011 10:47:45 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
I thought the speech was brilliant then came to DU to rave about it...and yikes.....! . . . It's not meant to be a recitation of the Liberal Manifesto. . . .

[Of course not! It's supposed to be a recitation of the COMMUNIST Manifesto!]

Admit it, Charles: This one wrote itself, didn't it?

18 posted on 01/26/2011 10:51:10 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The only thing that would make the Dummies happy is if Barack Obama made the following speech:

Dear Fellow Comrades and Communist Party members and fellow travelers at Democratic Underground,

I have just signed an executive order dissolving the House, have arrested all Republicans in congress and sent them to concentration camps, and made Nancy Pelosi the new permanent head of the politburo, former House, for life.

I have just signed an executive order to dissolve Fox News and have arrested every conservative talk radio host in America, as accessories to attempted murder of our fallen comrade and martyr, Gabrielle Giffords.

I have just ordered Sarah Palin to be arrested for being Sarah Palin.

I have just signed an executive order banning all guns in America.

I have just signed an executive order making Keith Olberman, propaganda minister in chief, for life.

I have just signed an executive order putting anybody who makes over $75000 a year in the 95% tax bracket and have made all government employees, Hollywood liberals and campaign contributors exempt from all income taxes, and have made Alec Baldwin the head of the new IRS.

I have just signed an executive order outlawing Christianity and have made Islam the new official religion of the United States.

I have just signed an executive order to turn the American Southwest back over the Mexico to resolve once and for the injustice of the Mexican-American war.

I have just signed an executive order to make every illegal alien an automatic citizen and permanent members of the Democratic Party.

I have just signed a permanent alliance with Iran, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela and have declared war on Israel, which shall be destroyed by a nuclear strike as I make this speech.

Only a speech like this would make the Dummies happy.


19 posted on 01/26/2011 10:57:04 AM PST by radpolis (Liberals: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Talked for well over an hour, didn't say a damn thing

Ha!
20 posted on 01/26/2011 10:57:09 AM PST by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!

Oh-oh. A DUmmie left his Pizza Box Fort in mommy's basement and actually went out into the real world. Welcome to reality, bonehead.

And get out of that Life Boat. Its Women and Children first. And DUmmie, 26yo isn't a 'child'. No matter what Barry and your commieRAT Pols say.

So start swimming, or drown with the rest of us taxpayers.

21 posted on 01/26/2011 10:59:09 AM PST by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: Mr. Silverback
DRAT! ALL my Dancing Girls disappeared.

They all showed in preview, and before I refreshed this page.

(Thanks for the heads up.)

22 posted on 01/26/2011 11:03:05 AM PST by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: Condor51

De nada.


23 posted on 01/26/2011 11:04:31 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Locking. This post focuses on DU members, not the discussion of ideas.

But, but, but. It's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!

[This is your Titanik Moment.]

Well, if this were Kook spinach posting, he would be feel like he was on his "mothership".

24 posted on 01/26/2011 11:51:01 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

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25 posted on 01/26/2011 12:15:08 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: radpolis
I have just ordered Sarah Palin to be arrested for being Sarah Palin.

LOL!

26 posted on 01/26/2011 12:22:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........)
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To: PJ-Comix
There's more where those came from, so if PJ wants to do a SOTU DUFU later, he'll have plenty of material.

For example:
Poll: What did you think of Pres. Obama's SOTU speech - ?
Worst Democratic SOTU Address ever?
FAIL.
***Check in if you're proud of President Obama and his SOTU tonight***

27 posted on 01/26/2011 12:40:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Barry SOTERO

(State of the Eunuch: Rethuglican Obama)


28 posted on 01/26/2011 3:09:50 PM PST by mikrofon (POTUS' SOTUS)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a blast you are, Charles!

These little communists will never be happy. They’ll be the first to go when comrad obummer takes complete control.


29 posted on 01/26/2011 3:29:00 PM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Does that freak benburch still post over there at insanity underground?


30 posted on 01/26/2011 4:24:33 PM PST by mowowie
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To: mowowie; franksolich; PJ-Comix
Does that freak benburch still post over there at insanity underground?

I don't think so, but his legacy lives on.

franksolich can give you a Fat Che update.

31 posted on 01/26/2011 4:52:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........)
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To: Charles Henrickson

WTF? spinning the future, not ‘winning the future’...


32 posted on 01/27/2011 8:20:36 PM PST by bitt ( "..not WINNING the FUTURE but SPINNING THE FUTURE".)
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