DUmmie FUnnies 01-26-11 (State of the Eunuch: DUmmies nix Obama's Nudnik Moment)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 26, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Good speech for a Rethuglican. That's the consensus of the DUmmies on the Compromiser-in-Chief and his State of the Eunuch snoozefest last night. It was Obama's Nudnik Moment: The erstwhile Anointed One has become the Annoying One.

Many threads to choose from; for now we'll go with . . .

this THREAD, "So far, it's a super-progressive speech." and

this THREAD, "Well DU has become quite the Obama bash fest...." and

this Pitt THREAD, "Is this as bad as I think it is?"

There's more where those came from, so if PJ wants to do a SOTU DUFU later, he'll have plenty of material.

So let us now walk across the aisle and take a seat next to a DUmmie, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who should have watched the speech last night to help him get to sleep, is in the [Barackets]:

So far, it's a super-progressive speech.

[Prepare to be shot down, Obamabot impik!]

Progressive? . . . Progressive? That's a freaking laugh!

[DUmmie Go2Peace is having a Jim Mora Moment: "Playoffs? PLAYOFFS??"]

this is DU, unless Obama goes Karl Marx this speech will be panned.

[DUmmie Uzybone, this is your Kewpie Doll Moment! Congratulations!]

Well DU has become quite the Obama bash fest....what the hell happened to DU, seems to have merged with freerepublic.

[Merging Traffic: Troll Booth Ahead]

Some unwelcome guests have infiltrated.

[Undocumented lurkers.]

I think it was a pretty good SOTU. Not the most inspiring and lofty. . . .

[Damning with faint prez.]

I thought the speech was brilliant then came to DU to rave about it...and yikes.....! . . . It's not meant to be a recitation of the Liberal Manifesto. . . .

[Of course not! It's supposed to be a recitation of the COMMUNIST Manifesto!]

Idiots have taken over this place. . . .

[This is news??]

Locking. This post focuses on DU members, not the discussion of ideas.

[OK, let's discuss our ideas ABOUT the idiotic DU members. . . .]

[Speaking of idiots, let's check in with Pitt . . .]

Is this as bad as I think it is?

[Whatever Pitt thinks it is, that's what it is. Pitt starts this thread simply to have people agree with him.]

I have been known on more than one occasion to defend the President even when he didn't necessarily deserve it. I've also kicked him in the ass more than once.

[Yes, Pitt, you have established your credentials as the Opinionator of Record. . . .]

This is an excellent Republican speech.

[Well, it WAS long and boring, Will, so you must have liked that.]

There were a few belly-rubs - new energy policy, and oh we love the children - but he has been kissing GOP ass from beginning to end.

[Even benburch would not stoop that low!]

Please tell me I'm just an insane person.

[You're just an insane person.]

what is this crap? . . . Total poop grenade. Sh*t everywhere.

[Obama believes in defecate spending.]

Ugh.

[Unnngh.]

Yup. Bone to the left. Bone to the right. Bone to the center.

[Boehner in the back, falling asleep.]

Sadly, I can't bear to watch or listen to him any more.

[That makes all of us!]

Maybe Obama should have had backup dancers and strobe lights to make it more "exciting."

[Barry Obama and the Golddiggers! Yes, I can see it now: Babs Mikulski, Big Sis Nappy, Bawney the Dancing Queen, all shaking some serious booty!]

I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!

[This is your Titanik Moment.]

It is certainly not inspiring. Of course I have had 4 shots of Canadian Mist. So it's back to FarmVille and DU for me.

[Stuck on Stupor: The State of DU-nion.]

Talked for well over an hour, didn't say a damn thing

[It's a gift!]

It was boring. . . .

[Barack Obama puts the BO in BO-ring!]

[Condor51]

I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!

Oh-oh. A DUmmie left his Pizza Box Fort in mommy's basement and actually went out into the real world. Welcome to reality, bonehead.

And get out of that Life Boat. Its Women and Children first. And DUmmie, 26yo isn't a 'child'. No matter what Barry and your commieRAT Pols say.

So start swimming, or drown with the rest of us taxpayers.

[Condor51]

DRAT! ALL my Dancing Girls disappeared.

They all showed in preview, and before I refreshed this page.

(Thanks for the heads up.)

[Mr. Silverback]

De nada.

[Arrowhead1952]

Locking. This post focuses on DU members, not the discussion of ideas.

But, but, but. It's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!

[This is your Titanik Moment.]

Well, if this were Kook spinach posting, he would be feel like he was on his "mothership".

[wjcsux]

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[Charles Henrickson]

I have just ordered Sarah Palin to be arrested for being Sarah Palin.

LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

There's more where those came from, so if PJ wants to do a SOTU DUFU later, he'll have plenty of material.

For example:
Poll: What did you think of Pres. Obama's SOTU speech - ?
Worst Democratic SOTU Address ever?
FAIL.
***Check in if you're proud of President Obama and his SOTU tonight***

[mikrofon]

Barry SOTERO

(State of the Eunuch: Rethuglican Obama)

[Budge]

What a blast you are, Charles!

These little communists will never be happy. They’ll be the first to go when comrad obummer takes complete control.

[mowowie]

Does that freak benburch still post over there at insanity underground?

[Charles Henrickson]

Does that freak benburch still post over there at insanity underground?

I don't think so, but his legacy lives on.

franksolich can give you a Fat Che update.

[bitt]

WTF? spinning the future, not ‘winning the future’...