Hillary Clinton's New Job At Al Jazeera

jenkuznicki.com ^ | 03/11/11 | Jen Kuznicki

[jenk]

The powers that be at Al Jazeera have offered Secretary of State Hillary Clinton a job.

Ever since she gave them a free commercial on the floor of the Senate, they began development of a signing package for her talents at the "real-news-even-if-you-don't-agree" station.

Sources familiar with the package have been able to disclose the conditions of her employment.

First of all, the former First Lady will have to cover her face. She may not agree with that, but that's really one of the most important things.

Secondly, she will be the travelling road reporter that reports exclusively on honor killings and mutilations. It will be her job, for example, to....

[paulycy]

rant about this site everywhere in the blogosphere and call you two out.

Sounds like word is getting out. People are learning.

Communications are succeeding as planned.

[humblegunner]

Humble and you could have private messaged me, but no, you want to exert your control or whatever you call it by trying to piss me off.

I asked a simple & polite question:

"Why not just post it here?"

[jenk]

and I answered it