Posted on 03/17/2011 7:02:58 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
St. Patrick's Day is the perfect time to tell some liberal limericks!
The lefties think that they're progressive
You probably notice that I didn't touch Obama. Last June I came up with a limerick about Obama (here), and was given a few good ones from friends here at Free Republic (here).
So I focused on the rest of the gang this time.
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A name change thats really obessive
Liberalism ain't right
Socialism shines a light
That the devil would find more impressive
Joe Biden has said "see you later"
To anything resembling good behavior
It's a big effing deal
That he outsmarts a wheel
But he's not smarter than a 5th grader
Pelosi used to be the House Speaker
With eyes that bug out like tweeker
Her sense of disgrace
Is as loose as her face
When her botox is watered down weaker
Anthony Weiner's a name one should pity
But he's perfect to rep New York City
He's speaks so wrongly so loudly
And he does so quite proudly
'Cuz his namesake is so itty bitty
Chuck Schumer is a big freakin' dork
No wonder he hails from New York
He's full of lib thoughts
'Cuz his parents never got
His brain delivered from the stork
Nevadans can gamble and be merry
But their Dem senator is pretty scary
He's kind of Clint Eastwood
In one sense 'cuz he should
Actually be called "Turdy Harry"
The U.S. runs trillions in deficit
Then Dems wanna know "where's the rest of it?"
They don't get that we're broke
'Cuz they're morons and jokes
Thinking money's like milk from a mother's tit
MSNBC is like a sad person single
The public just doesn't wanna mingle
There's much better choices
Than watching men act like boys with
The president causing them tingles
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I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker, Nan ,
I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN.’
I do not like this spending spree,
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!
There was a young lefty named Hunt
Hmmm, that won’t do, not at all.
An old lefty who dressed like a lass,
Had wee testicles made out of brass.
..When they tinkled together
..They played `Stormy Weather’
And lightning shot out of his
That won’t do either. Not at all.
The left lacks venereal graces;
They have sex in the funniest places.
..Any orifice handy
..Is thought to be dandy
Including the one in their faces.
Faith, that will have to do I’m thinking.
There once was a man named Obama
Who really went in for the drama
If friends kick up a fuss
They go under the bus
Even his dear sweet old Granmma.
There once was a man named Soetero Pretending to be hetero He met a dude named Sinclair Inside a john of a county fair So much for the straight caballero
That Obama-man, That Obama-man, I do not like that Obama-man.
"Can I tax you here or there? Can we save a Polar Bear?"
You must not tax me here or there? Don't take my fuel to save a Polar Bear
That Obama-man, That Obama-man, I do not like that Obama-man.
A Negro dude named Obama Who wasn't from Alabama Claimed to hail from Honolulu Most likely was a Zulu Caused major US drama.
There once was a man named Barack Half white he was, half black He had a prescription For every national conniption As good as one from a quack
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