This Mortal Coil: Up Yours, An Exploration of the Nether Regions (WARNING: MATURE SUBJECT MATTER)

JohnQuincy ^ | 04/30/2011 | WizKid

[wizkid]

When they first discovered them, the slender tubes perplexed the Ivy League Archaeologists exploring the ancient Mayan ruins. Nothing in their experience would have prepared them to contemplate an elite whose highest rites included pumping fermented Lonchocarpus tree bark up their anuses. At the time, our society still held to the ancient covenants that prohibited inserting foreign objects up our rectums. Imagine how surprised these same academics would have been if they would have known that thirty years later the health services and administrators of the universities where they worked would be promoting such practices.

[wizkid]

Anal *** is considered a high risk behavior for HIV and other STI transmission. So, have fun and be safe! -Go Ask Alice, Columbia University Health Services

LAST WARNING: MATURE/ADULT SUBJECT MATTER. PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 AND DO NOT APPRECIATE A FRANK DISCUSSION ON ADULT SUBJECT MATTER

[max americana]

Butthead: “um hehehehe you said anal”

[bigbob]

“I’m Bawney Fwank, and I appwooved dis thwead”

[Bernard Marx]

ADULT SUBJECT MATTER

It seems profoundly adolescent and decadent to me. So does our current "culture." We're teetering on the brink of collapse. I've studied what happened to the Mayans.

[Ronin]

Paging Richard Gere!

[21twelve]

Awhile back their was a thread on kids doing this with booze “so it doesn’t show up on their breath”. Sounds like a real easy way to overdose if you ask me. And probably damage some parts at the least.

Although the method can be a plus sometimes. There was a family that was shipwrecked on an island that only had mucky, tainted water. The dad knew enough about survival and they all took the bad water as an enema and survived for quite a long time as I recall. Clever.

[43north]

Seems to me as if these were the ancestors of the current inhabitants of San Fransicko.

[labette]

: )

[wizkid]

I was worried that, if I put ADULT at the very top, people would think this was a porn site.

I did put ADULT in the second warning.

It is a serious subject with serious consequences. Liberals think that the old covenants where put in place to oppress people. They were not. They were there to protect society. We break them at our peril.

[wizkid]

While researching this subject, I have become a reluctant semi-academic NOT practical expert on inserting things in the wrong orifice.

It is a mistake to put anything up your special place. Since nature did not intend this to be an entry point, your body has virtually no defenses against tainted objects put there.

If they would have swallowed the water, at least any microbe would have had to face their stomach with its high acid content and liver which is designed to attack them. Your body is also designed to vomit out any tainted object orally swallowed. When inserted directly into your colon, they get absorbed into ones blood stream rapidly.

[1066AD]

Suppositories have their place in medicine, sometimes preferred if the oral form of the medication produces nasty side effects on the stomach or perhaps can’t be taken at all.

[Bernard Marx]

My post was meant to be ironic. We’re both commenting on the deplorable state of current American society. Traditions of behavior exist because they’re species survival strategies.

[RichInOC]

This Mortal Coil: Up Yours, An Exploration of the Nether Regions

[RegulatorCountry]

Whatever you do, don’t pour water on that thing. It’s already pissed.

[Lurker]

It is a mistake to put anything up your special place

Really. I guess the entire modern medical industry has made a terrible mistake making suppositories of any kind.

[Lurker]

It is a mistake to put anything up your special place

Really. I guess the entire modern medical industry has made a terrible mistake making suppositories of any kind.

If they would have swallowed the water, at least any microbe would have had to face their stomach with its high acid content and liver which is designed to attack them.

Never heard of Gardia or cholera have you?

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Mooooon River... you usin' the whole fist, Doc ?"

[Melas]

Actually, that’s totally false. Everything from the rectum to the end of the large intestine is highly specialized tissue that by design does a terrific job of isolating microbes from the rest of the body. It has to, over a thousand different types of flora live in your gut and colon. A great many of them could be fatal if they found their way to the blood stream. Streptococci lives in everyone’s colon and intestines, but Streptococci in the blood stream is the most common form of sepsis and it’s deadly.

[wizkid]

In a medical setting there are some legitimate reasons for inserting items such as medicine and diagnostic equipment up ones anus under supervision of a qualified medical professional.

We were not discussing that setting. We were discussing laymen being encouraged by medical professionals and administrators to engage in highly dangerous sexual practices and drug abuse with no medical purpose. We were also discussing the merits of giving oneself an enema with foul water.

Again, ones body is virtually defenseless against any object inserted up ones rectum. By the time items reach your colon orally, they have passed through several layers of defense designed to protect you from disease and poisoning. Items shoved up the rectum face virtually no barriers and are in a position to be rapidly absorbed in the blood stream.

On the sexual front, anal sex significantly increases ones chance of contracting diseases such as AIDS or Hepatitis.

On the drug abuse front, pumping drugs and alcohol up your rectum is a good way to kill your self. People do not appreciate the effort that your liver expends every day protecting people from themselves. Beyond the liver, there are other methods that your body uses to protect one when items are ingested orally such as nausea induced vomiting of harmful substances or dangerous quantities of drugs. Due to the much slower absorption rate for most orally ingested items, people have a much better chance of passing out instead of OD'ing.

[Erik Latranyi]