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Proof of bin Ladenís Demise Not Needed Says Prez
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 7 May 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/08/2011 2:21:00 PM PDT by John Semmens

Declaring that “we must not make the mortal remains of a worthy adversary into some sort of ‘big game trophy,’” President Barack Obama declined to provide any material proof to verify that al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden was the person killed by US forces in a raid on his “safe-house” in Pakistan on May 1.

“The President of the United Stateshas assured the world that Osama bin Laden is the person we killed,” said Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney. “To demand more than his word is an insult of enormous magnitude. Besides, it’s easy to doctor photos, falsify documents, and rig DNA tests. Why would any of these that the President might release be considered any better than his word?”

Carney labeled former President Bush’s displaying of the bodies of Saddam Hussein’s two sons “the kind of insensitivity you’d expect from the man,” but allowed that it “might have been necessary given the low level of trust the general public and the media had for him.”

House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer (D-Md) said he concurred with the President’s decision to withhold what he dubbed “mere paper proofs.” “The President’s word is all that anyone needs in this or any other matter. What does it say about our country if we distrust our leader and demand he cater to doubters? Didn’t we already go through that circus with the birth certificate? I think it’s time the American people unite behind a great decision by a great man.”

Of course, not everyone agrees that the Seals got the right guy. Progressive Radio talk show host Mike Malloy thinks former President Bush would’ve been a more appropriate target. “By my count, Bush was responsible for more innocent victims than bin Laden was, if bin Laden was the one who authored the 9-11 attacks,” Malloy argued. “Why didn’t the Seals take him out?”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/05/06/president-almost-single-handedly-kills-bin-laden/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: 72versions; humor; obltermination; satire; shiftingstory; spikingthefootball

1 posted on 05/08/2011 2:21:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Just like no proof of him being born.


2 posted on 05/08/2011 2:26:08 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens

You got me again, John.

Curses! (jk)


3 posted on 05/08/2011 2:26:12 PM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: John Semmens
“To demand more than his word is an insult of enormous magnitude. Besides, it’s easy to doctor photos, falsify documents, and rig DNA tests. Why would any of these that the President might release be considered any better than his word?”

I'm speechless. We demand it because Obama is a professional liar and can't be trusted. But then he brings up the possibility that documents can be falsfied - hmmm? Was that a freudian slip?

4 posted on 05/08/2011 2:35:17 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: plain talk

That . . . was satire. :-)


5 posted on 05/08/2011 2:42:02 PM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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To: John Semmens

Next: Did you know that Osama bin Ladin was really born at Kapiolani General Hospital in Oahu?

His COLB has been posted at the White House web site.


6 posted on 05/08/2011 2:50:03 PM PDT by Cicero
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To: Genoa

well I fell for it. :-)


7 posted on 05/08/2011 3:11:58 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: John Semmens

Translation... Osama is not dead, the raid was fake.

Proof or it didn’t happen.


8 posted on 05/08/2011 3:14:33 PM PDT by BCR #226 (02/07 SOT www.extremefirepower.com...The BS stops when the hammer drops.)
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To: John Semmens

“Demise Not Needed Says Prez”

Then why did the prez risk the lives of americans when he could have sent in an unmanned drone and laid waste to the compound.

If proof of death was required for BHO why not share that proof?


9 posted on 05/08/2011 3:23:09 PM PDT by MCCC
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To: freekitty
Look for the scar on his head where the birth mark of three 6s was removed. He was whelped by a jackel, which was buried. The name on the stone is Stanley Ann Dunha...

Oh, you mean OSama...Sorry, never mind.

After eight years of "chimpie," it seems fair, somehow. Besides, "The Original Gorilla" was used on Lincoln, and I doubt many people would make the connection.

10 posted on 05/08/2011 3:43:03 PM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: John Semmens
Besides, it’s easy to doctor photos, falsify documents, and rig DNA tests. Why would any of these that the President might release be considered any better than his word?”

Just axe any liar if he's lying!

11 posted on 05/08/2011 4:04:51 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
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To: John Semmens

“To demand more than his word is an insult of enormous magnitude.”

RACIST! Against his black half.


12 posted on 05/08/2011 4:52:09 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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