The Obama Seal Team 6 Action Figure!

The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-13-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

Someone has never seen a picture of Obama shirtless, and thus decided it would be great to make him into a Seal Team 6 action figure.

Some of the features on it include the following:

When it fires the gun from a pitchers mound the bullets don't reach home plate.

The hands cling to the gun with an adhesive that tastes really bitter.

The parts of the toy are easy to detach so it can be spread around to kids whose parents can't afford one.

Can only be played with if other Seal Team 6 figures are around, since it refuses to be anything but lookout.

As a promotional gimmick to sell more of them there is a compartment in the butt, and 1 in 1000 toys has an ObamaCare waiver in it.

Can double as a human shield for the version with Biden.

A bit of trivia, the artwork on the shirt was the original logo for Obama's presidential campaign.

Last, but not least, it can also talk...





See the rest of what it says over at American Glob.

[imjimbo]

obama wouldn’t make a pimple on a real SEAL’s @ss-!!

[Bean Counter]

[DJ MacWoW]

Why Yes, Mr Obama, We DO Want A Moat Filled With Alligators

Alligators at Fort Pulaski

Support FR

[UCANSEE2]

"Let me be clear. I need a BILLION DOLLARS to run for re-election and win."

[baddog 219]

Don't you feel safer?

[Kozak]

Toy won’t provide documentation of where it was manufactured..

[newheart]

[Salamander]

[2ndDivisionVet]

Courage? Mr. Obama still shows none

Almost every American is relieved that justice has come to Osama bin Laden. However, the praise for Mr. Barack Obama has reached nearly ludicrous extremes from worshipful Obots.

Let us consider reality honestly. The intelligence information making the mission possible came from the CIA and included “enhanced interrogation,” both of which Mr. Obama condemned in the past. The SEAL teams have been under development for years; no credit is due Mr. Obama, who has no military expertise whatsoever.

In past dealings with Iran and other Muslim autocracies, Mr. Obama has been apologetic, manifesting a servile demeanor and a flexible spine. His position on Libya was vacillating and tardy, and has been characterized as “leading from behind.” There has been no detectable policy at all on Syria. He has refused to acknowledge the threat of militant Islamism, and will not use the word “war” nor label “terrorism” for what it is.

The SEALs exhibited courage of the ultimate degree, facing death. What personal threat was posed to Mr. Obama from his decision to order the action? What made it “courageous”? The militant Islamists already hate us, and have for decades.

The mission the SEALs carried out was a brilliant success, but the administration, in disarray, has issued at least four different recounts describing it. Egocentric to the end, in his short speech to the nation announcing the achievement, Mr. Obama used the first person singular pronoun 12 times.

I am delighted and relieved that this country has developed the intelligence and the technical means to carry out the mission. I am grateful that the administration displayed long-overdue decisiveness in ordering it to proceed. However, I fail to see that as an act of courage.