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Bin Laden’s Son to Sue over Wrongful Death
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 14 May 2011
| John Semmens
Posted on 05/14/2011 11:00:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Boo-hoo, it's just not fair. The rules are that I get to kill you but you can't kill or hurt me...and if you do, I'll sue.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:04:00 AM PDT
by
JPG
(Zawahiri, you're next.)
To: John Semmens
I think a taped confession, given voluntarily, is forensic enough.
If he had not claimed credit, he wouldn’t have been hounded relentlessly.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:05:43 AM PDT
by
Jonty30
To: JPG
To: irishjuggler
I'm aware of that. However, the son threatening to sue is not satire.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:09:37 AM PDT
by
JPG
(Zawahiri, you're next.)
To: John Semmens
Omar is an “innocent” orphan now that his “innocent father” has been murdered by Barry Soetoro and his sidekick, Rimshot Joe Biden. He will probably win any lawsuit filed in the wacky world we live in today! LOL!!!
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:09:54 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
("...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,..")
To: John Semmens
Eric The Red and his Just-Us department will join the suit, no doubt.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:10:00 AM PDT
by
Howie66
(I can see November (2012) from my house.)
To: irishjuggler
Satire that hits a little too close to reality.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:11:03 AM PDT
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: John Semmens
Most Americans are getting tired of the World and their horse shi!. Beginning to lean very heavy on Ron Paul and his idea to cut off all aid to the as@ holes of the world and pull all our troops home. Screw the UN and kick them off our land. Screw the World court.
To: darkangel82
The ages-old practice of the literary art of satire is most successful when it's the piece is so close to reality the discriminating reader is fooled, then wakes up, and then is profoundly, albeit sometimes ruefully, amused at the wit and cleverness of the author.
Famous satirists through the centuries include the Roman poet, Horace, also Alexander Pope ("The Rape of the Lock"), Daniel Defoe who wrote "Robinson Crusoe" and Joseph Heller ("Catch 22")
Leni
To: John Semmens
He should also sue for not giving his co-Mom time to clean up the house before busting in like that and taking those embarrassing picture.
And for wrongful confiscation of the old mans p0rn collection.
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:26:30 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: John Semmens
Can I be on hte juty? Please. PLEEEZE!
I don’t even care if it a satire jury. I’ll voter for a satirical form of execution.
Got hawgs?
;-)
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:28:21 AM PDT
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
To: John Semmens
real news / satire ; no difference anymore
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:33:03 AM PDT
by
AndrewB
(FUBO)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
05/14/2011 11:52:46 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(OBL's death is President Bush's fault! ..... thanks GWB!)
To: John Semmens
Sure, where are you? I’ll send someone to come and pick you up.
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posted on
05/14/2011 12:23:44 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: John Semmens
Anyone who lost a loved one on 911 should counter-sue this trouble-making brat.
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To: John Semmens
Half satire and half non-satire?
Interesting genre.
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:10:01 PM PDT
by
C. Edmund Wright
(American Thinker Columnist / Rush ghost contributor)
To: John Semmens
LOL it’s already getting people. Nice one John
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:11:32 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(SEAL SIX makes me proud to have been playing SOCOM since 2003.)
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