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Bin Laden’s Son to Sue over Wrongful Death
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 14 May 2011
| John Semmens
Posted on 05/14/2011 11:00:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Sue at the Self Appointed World Court.
A joke. Since they have no World Police Force and no World Authority.
Just a pack of self-appointed Jackasses.
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posted on
05/14/2011 1:14:42 PM PDT
by
Venturer
To: John Semmens
It is Omars contention that my father was denied due process.I know this is satire, but there are people like mickey moore and others who say the same thing. I heard several callers on KLBJ in Austin make this very claim. You can't get more stupid than this.
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:10:29 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The American taxpayer cannot support the tax and spend habits of DC.)
To: John Semmens
I bet Holder’s DoJ will allow the suit to go forward.
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posted on
05/14/2011 2:34:11 PM PDT
by
Baynative
(Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
To: JPG
However, the son threatening to sue is not satire. Then I invite him to prove that we killed UBL :)
Kind of hard without a body or anything
To: John Semmens
Poor Omar, bless his heart! :-)
Good stuff!
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posted on
05/14/2011 3:06:24 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(I hate politically correct sorosmonkey superheroes!)
To: John Semmens
John you should write for disinformation campaigns. Brilliant.
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posted on
05/14/2011 3:18:49 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: wastedyears
Few here haven’t been “gotten” by John. I know I have more than once. Just shows the absurdity of the world these days plus the satirical ability of the writer. Perhaps a wasted youth reading Mark Twain.
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posted on
05/14/2011 5:02:54 PM PDT
by
JimSEA
To: John Semmens
Another good one John. Thanks for the ping. If I get the time tonight I’ll catch up on some good reading at your site.
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posted on
05/14/2011 5:42:24 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: JimSEA
True, the mark of a good writer.
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posted on
05/14/2011 5:44:57 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(OBL's death is President Bush's fault! ..... thanks GWB!)
To: John Semmens
Omar said he will be asking the Court to award damages of $600 billion to $700 billion per year for as long as the United States Government continues to make war on Islam. This way we can level the playing field and prevent mere financial advantage from determining the outcome in this battle of ideologies. Are you sure this is satire? If fits perfectly with 0baMao's kinetic military action doctrine in Libya. Make both sides equal so neither can win insuring perpetual conflict.
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posted on
05/14/2011 5:50:18 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
To: Venturer
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posted on
05/14/2011 6:00:35 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
To: John Semmens
Oh, for pity's sake, Omar!
Your father received a culturally sensitive burial at sea, and I have no reason to doubt the crew of the USS Carl Vinson contributed full "military honors."
Your Dad chose a lousy line of work. Get over it!
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posted on
05/14/2011 6:20:34 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: JimSEA
Perhaps a wasted youth reading Mark Twain.Perhaps not. Wars of tomorrow may get paid-for by spoils from the vanquished. Didn't someone pay for fence-paintin'?
Look, our military is awesome but expensive. Getting bad-guys kilt costs money. Should it come down to this, global liberty may come at a cost to be reimbursed by those not willing to pay for global tyranny (which probably comes cheaper).
As they say, if you want something done right you have to pay for it. Buyer beware.
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posted on
05/14/2011 10:41:12 PM PDT
by
budwiesest
(It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
To: John Semmens
Bless his heart...lolol
Good one, John!
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posted on
05/15/2011 12:24:55 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!)
To: John Semmens
Thanks again for the ping, John. So close to real, it’s scary.
To: John Semmens
Though Omar has requested its assistance, there is no word yet in whether the ACLU will join his suit. Excellent as usual, Mr. Semmens -- and 'no word yet' from the ACLU was a particularly nice touch.
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posted on
05/16/2011 6:24:36 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: MinuteGal
I think Jonathan Swift belongs on that list, as well.
And, as far as satrirists who are currently still alive and writing, it's hard to top Terry Pratchett and Christopher Moore, in my opinon.
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posted on
05/16/2011 6:28:33 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: Arrowhead1952
...and, as a (somewhat) famous Texan once said: "You can't fix stupid".
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posted on
05/16/2011 6:31:30 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: WayneS
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posted on
05/16/2011 6:39:35 AM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(Bring Back the MISERY INDEX! Obama's INDEX! Include Food & Energy in a TRUTHFUL INDEX!)
To: WayneS
"You can't fix stupid". LOL. That is for certain. Most are products of r publick schrewl systims.
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posted on
05/16/2011 7:17:14 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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