Posted on 05/14/2011 11:00:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
Omar bin Laden, one of the late terrorist leaders offspring called the U.S. operation that led to the slaying of his father criminal and promised to file suit against the United States at the World Court.
My father was a lonely old man, Omar said. Relentlessly hounded, he was forced to live in seclusion. His only comforts were planning future attacks on the enemies of Islam and his extensive library of pornography, which he was in the midst of enjoying when American assassins burst in and shot him.
It is Omars contention that my father was denied due process. Granted, he did claim credit for attacks that killed thousands, but wheres the supporting forensic evidence? And what about a justifiable homicide or an insanity plea? Despite being unarmed he wasnt given a chance to surrender peaceably. How is this justice?
Omar said he will be asking the Court to award damages of $600 billion to $700 billion per year for as long as the United States Government continues to make war on Islam. This way we can level the playing field and prevent mere financial advantage from determining the outcome in this battle of ideologies.
The United Statescurrently spends about $600 billion to $700 billion per year on national defense. Though Omar has requested its assistance, there is no word yet in whether the ACLU will join his suit.
Ironically, Iran may come to Americas defense if such a lawsuit is launched. Iranian Intelligence Minister Heydar Moslehi claims to have proof that bin Laden died some time ago of a disease. Even if US troops did invade Pakistan and shoot someone, there is no proof that it was bin Laden. No reliable authority has verified that it was. In fact, the body was hastily disposed of preventing such verification. The contention that American forces killed bin Laden must be seen as pure propaganda.
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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/court-rules-police-may-enter-any-home-anytime/
Sue at the Self Appointed World Court.
A joke. Since they have no World Police Force and no World Authority.
Just a pack of self-appointed Jackasses.
I know this is satire, but there are people like mickey moore and others who say the same thing. I heard several callers on KLBJ in Austin make this very claim. You can't get more stupid than this.
I bet Holder’s DoJ will allow the suit to go forward.
Then I invite him to prove that we killed UBL :)
Kind of hard without a body or anything
Poor Omar, bless his heart! :-)
Good stuff!
John you should write for disinformation campaigns. Brilliant.
Few here haven’t been “gotten” by John. I know I have more than once. Just shows the absurdity of the world these days plus the satirical ability of the writer. Perhaps a wasted youth reading Mark Twain.
Another good one John. Thanks for the ping. If I get the time tonight I’ll catch up on some good reading at your site.
True, the mark of a good writer.
Are you sure this is satire? If fits perfectly with 0baMao's kinetic military action doctrine in Libya. Make both sides equal so neither can win insuring perpetual conflict.
I wouldn't be too hasty about that.
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Your father received a culturally sensitive burial at sea, and I have no reason to doubt the crew of the USS Carl Vinson contributed full "military honors."
Your Dad chose a lousy line of work. Get over it!
Perhaps not. Wars of tomorrow may get paid-for by spoils from the vanquished. Didn't someone pay for fence-paintin'?
Look, our military is awesome but expensive. Getting bad-guys kilt costs money. Should it come down to this, global liberty may come at a cost to be reimbursed by those not willing to pay for global tyranny (which probably comes cheaper).
As they say, if you want something done right you have to pay for it. Buyer beware.
Bless his heart...lolol
Good one, John!
Thanks again for the ping, John. So close to real, it’s scary.
Excellent as usual, Mr. Semmens -- and 'no word yet' from the ACLU was a particularly nice touch.
And, as far as satrirists who are currently still alive and writing, it's hard to top Terry Pratchett and Christopher Moore, in my opinon.
Leni
LOL. That is for certain. Most are products of r publick schrewl systims.
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