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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-11 (A. Weiner Splatters Egg on DUmmie and KOmmie Faces)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/06/2011 5:06:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

I saw this coming from the very moment when we first learned about the Weiner scandal a little over a week ago. Back then the DUmmies were puffing their chests in defense of the Weiner as you can HERE and HERE. Meanwhile the KOmmies were spinning elaborate conspiracy theories involving charts about how Weiner was framed by Brietbart as you can see HERE. Well, today Weiner left the DUmmies and KOmmies with egg on their faces while eating large portions of crow. Most painful to them was that he APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That HAD to hurt! First we watch the DUmmies wiping egg off their faces in this THREAD, "NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit," and then the KOmmies eating crow in this THREAD, "Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies suddenly go limp under the weight of the Weiner confession in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Weiner is feeling such shame that he will resign in 24 business hours, is in the [brackets]:

NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit

[He won't quit sending lewd pix?]

NEW YORK – After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday that he tweeted a bulging-underpants photo of himself to a young woman and admitted to "inappropriate" exchanges with six women before and after getting married. He apologized for lying but said he would not resign.

[Bulging Underpants Photo. That could be either a new tag line or the name of a band.]

A conservative website that last week started a furor over a lewd photo sent from Weiner's Twitter account posted new photos Monday purportedly from a second woman who said she received shirtless shots of the congressman. At a news conference Monday, Weiner called the initial underpants photo a joke and a "hugely regrettable mistake."

[So he called his Weiner a joke?]

* said the new photo was in a cache of intimate online photographs, chats and email exchanges the woman claimed to have. The website did not identify the woman, and it could not immediately be determined if the photo was authentic.

[Let us have the KOmmies do another highly detailed microanalysis of the Wiener bulge pic which supposedly "proved" that he was framed.]

Another photo showed Weiner on a couch with two cats nearby. The website said Weiner sent the photo using the anthonyweiner(at)aol.com account with the subject line "Me and the pussys."

[Before we go further, just a reminder to everybody out their that Weiner is the author of ObamaCare. A deranged mind gave birth to a deranged bill. And now on to the deranged DUmmies...]

good. I'm sick of sex being a dealbreaker. People have sex lives. Public people sometimes have their sex lives splattered all over the media.

[The new DUmmie defense: "Hey, EVERYBODY is perverted so live and let live. No big deal!]

I'm standing by Anthony. FEW Dems I've even known of have celled 'em like they see 'em. I just hope this doesn't quell his fervor as a congressman.

[More than likely, the Weiner has permanently shriveled.]

so he DID sent the pic..admitting it right now live on CNN.... really dissapointing.. this is going to be hard to overcome...

[GASP! You mean he WASN'T framed by Breitbart?]

Hard to overcome for other politicians. He has come clean. Let's see other politicians do that.

[He came clean ONLY after he got caught and the evidence against him became overwhelming. He was still lying a week ago when that other evidence hadn't yet showed up.]

I believe in individual privacy, but the lying is the deal breaker for me. He should have either made no comment, or just commented that the matter was one of a private nature with no further comment.

[Sniff! An innocent little DUmmie is no longer a political virgin. The Weiner broke his deal.]

I'm trying to think what would have been the right way to answer the reporters' questions. "Yes, yes, that was my penis. Now let's talk about the debt ceiling." It just wouldn't fly.

[How about, "Yes, yes, that was my talleywhacker?"]

Don't care about his sex life, but do care about the lying afterward.

[A lie that almost every DUmmie eagerly bit into, hook, line, and sinker.]

some jackass yelled out at the end of the press conference "were you fully erect!!?"

[Does anybody know the whereabouts of Stuttering John?]

That person was probably from the Howard Stern show. He used to send stuttering John to do that at all the big press conferences

[Or maybe it was a real reporter investigating erection fraud.]

What a dumbass! Wiener is an idiot. Why oh why do these pols think that the web is anonymous?

[Was he really any DUmber than the DUmmies who completely bought into his story?]

What a dick.

[What a weiner.]

It is utterly incomprehensible that anyone let alone a pol would do this. I am absolutely stunned by the stupidity. Did he not see what happened to Spitzer? I am stupified.

[I am DUmmie, Hear me Snore.]

Oh, and I'm glad he's not resigning............the repukes almost never resign.

[Yeah, Rep. Lee and Sen. Ensign never resigned? Right?]

There goes a good deal of his credibility, at least for the near future. What the hell? He had a good thing going and f*cked it up badly with all of this.

[Weiner has lost his credibility for the next 24 business hours.]

I never would have expected Weiner to be anywhere near the low road. Live and learn. This is a class one disaster. Even discovering Nancy Pelosi performing at a burlesque house would have seemed more wholesum. Later, Chill.

[And I get the chills just thinking of the botoxed Nancy Pelosi performing a lap dance on A. Weiner.]

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck..... Anthony, Anthony, Anthong. Why??????

[Why haven't you sent Anthony An thong pic yet?]

At keast his wife had the sense to not show up at the news conference. She should run, not walk, to a divorce lawyer.

[Say hello to my friend, Al E. Mony.]

I thought he did it all along. His denials were so strained, his reactions showed no confidence in the lies he was saying. The coverup was worse than the offense.

[That puts you at odds with 99% of the Freudenschade DUmmies.]

My wife would have liked to be here but she was busy packing my shit....

[LOL! And now on to the KOmmies...]

Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign

[Translation: I accept responsibility for what I did but I refuse to suffer the consequences.]

At a press conerence just now, Anthony Weiner has accepted responsibility for sending the infamous tweet that has dominated news for the past week. He's also apologized for having misled his supporters and the media by claiming his account had been hacked. Weiner says he's had online relationships with a half-dozen or so women over the years, but that he hasn't met them in person. Weiner says he won't resign over his personal mistakes, embarrassing though they may be.

[He also APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That really has to hurt the DUmmies and KOmmies. A. Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart.]

Update: The f*cking media wants Weiner to apologize to Andrew Breitbart, which Weiner delivers. And the f*cking media wants to know where his wife is. What assholes.

[Oh, the PAIN of that APOLOGY to Andrew Breitbart. Oh, my head! MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Update: To be clear, his apology to Andrew Breitbart was part of a general apology to everyone in the media who he misled. Now the media wants to know whether he had what he would call "phone sex." At this point, given that what Weiner did was a personal failure, these questions seem way over the line.

[Don't try to mitigate it. The APOLOGY was to Andrew Breitbart. MY POOR ACHING HEAD! AHHHHHHH!!!!]

The facts up to now still lead to a setup. Someone close to Weiner betrayed him and passed that shit to Brietbart's little helpers in Big Media. I said that in the very beginning. If I was him, I'd start looking really hard at the people closest to me, and I would start in my own backyard.

[The Power of Positive Paranoia.]

If he had an ounce of integrity he would do the decent thing and resign.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Well he has pounds of balls and serves his constituents admirably.

[Weiner pounds his balls?]

You could have put this to bed without dragging it out for a week. What the hell is wrong with you? Please, don't come round here for a long, long while.

[Huma tweeting from the unused marital bed.]

Who was that GOP congressman who was forced to resign over shirtless pics? I'm sorry if I'm in the minority here, but this is major. He F-ed up and our side is going to pay for it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

yeah, I hate giving them this shit to harp on and giving Breitbart credibility is the worst part of the whole thing.

[That and the fact that Weiner APOLOGIZED to Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And Barney Frank seems to have retained his effectiveness.

[Barney's Frank is more effective than Anthony's Weiner.]

He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

[He APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

He will NEVER be taken seriously again... not when his last name is Weiner.

[Ben Burch will take Weiner seriously.]

This guy just vindicated breitbart. I can't think of a more collosal f'up.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That's the worst part. &$*%ing Breitbart is vindicated in this instance.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That Breitbart appears to be vindicated is really the hardest part of this whole sordid mess to stomach. This ordinarily lying scum is going to be hailed as Man of the Century on FAUX News for the next month. Aaarrgh.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Way to go, Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you.

[Thanks, DUmmies and KOmmies, for all the Freudenschade entertainment you have provided this past week.]

And I defended him to my family. Ugh. This makes many of us look like fools, not just him.

[Actually this makes MOST of you look like fools. Oh, and thanks for the comedic entertainment.]

B..b..but, wait! I thought bloggers here proved that every photo was a fake!

[Yet another example of KOmmie credibility.]

God, and I believed all these guys on this site claiming to have proven this was a hoax. What the hell guys? I've been telling people not to worry its going to all come out that this POS Breitbart is lying again.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And a win for Brietbart and Thomas... goddamn it to much.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

[LOL! Freudenschade, baby! I sure wish I could have a video camera recording your next encounter with your conservative friends.]

Resign, Rep. Weiner. Resign and go lick your wounds in some place where no one can see you or hear your pathetic excuses.

[Oh I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner.]

My problem is that Andrew Breitbart comes out of this piece of dreck smelling like a rose. He was right. Now he's earned himself a boatload of credibility.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andrewbreitbart; anthonyweiner; du; dummies; kommies; kos; weiner; weinergate
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To: PJ-Comix


Look at this picture. I can just imagine the High School football team giving Weiner a wedgie or stuffing him in a locker!
81 posted on 06/06/2011 9:53:37 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: wjcsux

I never knew Arnold Horshack became a Congressman.


82 posted on 06/06/2011 10:12:44 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Quit the Mitt! Mormons for Herman Cain!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Congressman Weiner is a duly erected official.

Erections have consequences.

83 posted on 06/06/2011 10:14:31 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Quit the Mitt! Mormons for Herman Cain!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I only logged on tonight to see your comments.

It was well worth the time!!!!


84 posted on 06/06/2011 10:51:31 PM PDT by berdie (qill)
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To: PJ-Comix
Update: The f*cking media wants Weiner to apologize to Andrew Breitbart, which Weiner delivers. And the f*cking media wants to know where his wife is. What assholes.

Yeah, how dare they actually do their job when it's a Democrat! If this were a Republican, this wouldn't even scratch the surface of the how invasive the questions would be.

85 posted on 06/07/2011 4:56:38 AM PDT by kevkrom (Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
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To: PJ-Comix
He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

Our chief enemy is Brietbart. Brietbart and proper grammar.

Our two chief enemies are Brietbart, proper grammar, and rethuglican politicians.

Our three chief enemies are Brietbart, proper grammar, rethuglican politicians, and soap.

Amongst our enemies are such diverse elements as Brietbart, proper grammar, rethuglican politicians, soap, and a slavish devotion to using four-letter words... damn... I'll come in again.

86 posted on 06/07/2011 5:02:22 AM PDT by kevkrom (Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
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To: PJ-Comix
That Breitbart appears to be vindicated is really the hardest part of this whole sordid mess to stomach. This ordinarily lying scum...

...this POS Breitbart is lying again.

I suppose it's too much to ask that these DUmmies and KOmmies actually show when Brietbart ever lied. Of course, with the lefties, it's probably just like saying Palin is dumb -- they do it without any factual basis because "everyone" "knows" it.

87 posted on 06/07/2011 5:10:45 AM PDT by kevkrom (Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
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To: PJ-Comix
I wanted to reply to this yesterday, but had to do a couple of chores. You must be having a blast with the weiner scandal.
Who was that GOP congressman who was forced to resign over shirtless pics? I'm sorry if I'm in the minority here, but this is major. He F-ed up and our side is going to pay for it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

That is rich. No (d) has ever been banished from office and the (R) will leave for bad decisions.

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

[LOL! Freudenschade, baby! I sure wish I could have a video camera recording your next encounter with your conservative friends.]

LOL, dims are always jerks, even when they are not in trouble. I have a few I deal with, and they have been strangely silent since this broke.

88 posted on 06/07/2011 5:32:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I just had a flashback from my youth in Pittsburgh; in 1966, Pittsburgh Pirates announcer Bob Prince started the "Green Weenie" phenomenonm, a hex against the opposing teams.


89 posted on 06/07/2011 5:34:50 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("In the [Mexican] border, we are asking, who are you?" President Calderon of Mexico)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If he had an ounce of integrity . . .

. . . he wouldn't be a Democrat.

Thread winner there. You nailed it.

90 posted on 06/07/2011 5:43:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“good. I’m sick of sex being a dealbreaker. People have sex lives. Public people sometimes have their sex lives splattered all over the media.”

At least he didn’t proposition another adult who happened to be a paige. That would have been truly worthy of a black balling.


91 posted on 06/07/2011 6:17:31 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“I believe in individual privacy,”

Except when it comes to maintaining medical records in a federal data base. Then individual privacy is irrelevent per the Weinder vote.


92 posted on 06/07/2011 6:38:22 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: bcsco
his comments about having discussed this with his wife even before their marriage

Huma probably knew about this since sending lewd pics back and forth was most likely part of their courtship.

93 posted on 06/07/2011 7:26:46 AM PDT by lwd
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix

Turns out Brietbart knew about Weiner’s randy communications at least a week prior to his peter-tweeter.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to get a female journalist to subscribe to Weiner’s account. My thinking is, Weiner’s peter-tweeter was sent to Breitbart by Weiner himself.


94 posted on 06/07/2011 7:33:43 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: PJ-Comix
Delusion, thy name is DUmmie. Really, you have no conservative "friends," you already looked like a jerk, no one listened anyway, and they weren't the douche bags.

And DUmmie, the douche bag tag is getting so stale. You'd be much more comfortable as an enema bag, like this very nice looking men's model.

95 posted on 06/07/2011 10:13:54 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: bcsco
The wife issue tends to fuel the debate over Huma's sexual proclivity. What woman would marry a man knowing he's a pervert, unless it was a marriage of convenience?

I think its very likely that was another lie. I'm betting Huma found out the same time we did.

96 posted on 06/07/2011 3:43:17 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback
I think its very likely that was another lie. I'm betting Huma found out the same time we did.

That means he not only initially lied about the existence of his affairs to the public, he now lies publicly about what his wife new, at a time when he's supposed to be 'fessing up. He'd actually be putting her on public notice, that she'll now have to lie to corroborate his statements when asked. I just have a hard time understanding anything so depraved.

97 posted on 06/07/2011 3:52:46 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: bcsco; lwd
Actually, I'm thinking lwd has it right upthread:

Huma probably knew about this since sending lewd pics back and forth was most likely part of their courtship.

98 posted on 06/07/2011 3:58:26 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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