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ATTACKS ON WEINER ‘CULTURALLY BACKWARD’
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 11 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/11/2011 12:14:08 PM PDT by John Semmens

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews called criticism of Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) “culturally backward.” Weiner is currently under fire for sending nude pictures of himself to women across the nation and then lying about it.

“People say they want transparency from government,” Matthews observed. “What’s more transparent than a naked picture? Isn’t it saying ‘I have nothing to hide?’”

Matthews urged Weiner to resist pressures for his resignation. “He needs to stay the course,” Matthews argued. “Now is not the time to surrender to narrow-minded notions of what constitutes appropriate behavior. People shouldn’t be ashamed of their bodies. We shouldn’t hound out of office a visionary who has staked out new ground toward overcoming senseless inhibitions.”

As for Weiner’s initial denials, Matthews acknowledged “it was a mistake born of modesty and shouldn’t be held against him. Besides, politicians have lied about worse things. Remember the weapons of mass destruction fable that led us into war? I think we cut the Congressman some slack on this.”

In related news, Representative Weiner announced that he had explained his actions to former President Bill Clinton and been “completely forgiven.” “No one has suffered more from the criticisms of our puritanical culture than President Clinton has,” Weiner contended. “His compassion for my predicament and unwavering support for my continuing to serve in Congress was very uplifting. He is truly an inspiration and model for all who aspire to public service.”


TOPICS: History; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; craptire; democrats; lies; satire; sex; stupid; wasteoftime; weinergate
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1 posted on 06/11/2011 12:14:16 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Was Matthews naked when he said this?

Case closed.


2 posted on 06/11/2011 12:17:11 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: John Semmens

What liberties has Mathews taken, assuming his wife is NOT a “Culturally Backward’ Christian Conservative”?


3 posted on 06/11/2011 12:17:56 PM PDT by G Larry (I dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character)
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like Chrissy has some skeletons in his email and twitter accounts.


4 posted on 06/11/2011 12:18:06 PM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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To: John Semmens
Just when you think Chrissy couldn't get any stranger, he gets stranger.

How long before he starts weirding out even his already weird audience?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

5 posted on 06/11/2011 12:18:46 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: John Semmens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBDOLdU-Ug

creep


6 posted on 06/11/2011 12:19:38 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: John Semmens

Are you sure this is satire?


7 posted on 06/11/2011 12:20:54 PM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Conservatism =/= Corporatism.)
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So far in two days we've heard reports that Chris Matthews has said Christian values are backward and attacking perverted behavior is backward.

Who is Chris Matthews? A journalist? I don't get where media types decide their job is more than just report the news. Journalists who want to be the news instead of report it. Clownish.

8 posted on 06/11/2011 12:22:49 PM PDT by PapaNew
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Right Chrissy, you vile, demented scumbag...

Sending pictures of your “junk” to minor girls = normal.

Going to church and having morals = culturally backward.


9 posted on 06/11/2011 12:24:55 PM PDT by Common Sense 101
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To: SoCal SoCon

LOL! It’s tough trying to write satire when you’re talking about MSNBC’s Tinglebell and The Weiner.


10 posted on 06/11/2011 12:25:57 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Anybody But Barry 2012)
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Hey, Chrissy. Remember Carrie Prejean? Said something that you didn’t like, and you and your ilk ran around looking for nude photos of her. Your interest was purely professional, I’m sure.


11 posted on 06/11/2011 12:39:37 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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You are one master of satire, sir.


12 posted on 06/11/2011 12:42:01 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (minds change)
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somebody needs to check Chrissy’s tweets and see if he corresponds with under age girls since he doesn’t see anything wrong with doing it....... we’re coming after you matthews


13 posted on 06/11/2011 12:44:17 PM PDT by conservativesister
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And global liberals also want to lower the age of consent to fourteen, or even twelve.

-PJ

14 posted on 06/11/2011 12:45:10 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
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You're a cruel, cruel man ye are.
Makin' me ire rise, ere I recognize.
15 posted on 06/11/2011 12:45:50 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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Matthews argued. “Now is not the time to surrender to **narrow-minded notions**.
Weiner acts like a teenager and expects people to except it.


16 posted on 06/11/2011 12:53:15 PM PDT by Vaduz
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Keep talking, Chrissy baby.

And, Weenie-Man, enjoy your LOA but practice up so you can cut loose on the pubbies with both barrels when you get back.

The Hare-lip isn’t capable of doing adequate GOP slander all by herself.

We need you BOTH as our Dhimmi poster children. So hurry back and bring your ready wit with you.

Just let us know when it’s ready, for a change.


17 posted on 06/11/2011 1:04:03 PM PDT by Scanian
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Even the progressive liberals think Matthews is a sexual is quite ill.

They are pushing for the flasher to leave.


18 posted on 06/11/2011 1:04:05 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Ronald Reagan was the last candidate to be hated by the MSM to the extent that Sarah is.)
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Does Barney Frank have these nude pictures framed and hanging on his office wall?


19 posted on 06/11/2011 1:04:49 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Could have fooled me.

Sounds like the same, typical stuff that Chrissy spews on a nightly basis.


20 posted on 06/11/2011 1:06:01 PM PDT by Scanian
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