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Administration Weighing Whether to Invade Belgium
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 16 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/17/2011 12:45:52 PM PDT by John Semmens

Giddy with its success in fending off Congressional interference with its Libyan intervention, the Obama Administration is said to be assessing whether to take similar steps toward Belgium.

“For more than a year now Belgium has had no government,” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton observed. “There hasn’t been any panic yet, but how long can we rely upon the traditional lethargy of the Belgians to keep things from getting out of hand?”

It’s not as if everything has come to a halt in Belgium. Shops are open. Factories continue to manufacture goods. Even government offices and officers are still on the job. The problem is there is no parliament to pass new laws and no recognized prime minister with which leaders of other nations can confer.

“It’s a situation fraught with peril,” Clinton insisted. “Without a government no new initiatives can be undertaken to deal with emerging crises. People will be left to themselves to figure out how to solve problems. It’s a humanitarian disaster waiting to happen.”

Clinton cautioned against those who suggest that the issue is outside of our jurisdiction. “We can’t sit idly by and hope that the Belgians will resolve the crisis themselves,” Clinton asserted. “The very lack of panic itself is an insidious temptation to surrounding states. We cannot rule out the possibility that they could easily lapse into a similar state of near anarchy. It may be necessary for us to inject an external military presence in order to restore a normal state of governance in the country.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/06/17/president-rejects-need-for-congressional-approval-of-libyan-military-operation/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: anarchy; intervention; obama; satire

1 posted on 06/17/2011 12:45:59 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Seize the Leffe brewery first!


2 posted on 06/17/2011 12:49:12 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: John Semmens

Can’t barry just go to waffle house if he wants some waffles?


3 posted on 06/17/2011 12:51:22 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Fight organized crime. Vote out all incumbent Democrats!)
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To: Newtoidaho

Watch for the new democrat party poll requesting which country is least liked by the voting American public. THAT will be the next country barry the bastard will bomb.


4 posted on 06/17/2011 12:56:41 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: John Semmens

Things just haven’t been the same since Poirot emigrated.


5 posted on 06/17/2011 12:59:22 PM PDT by BelegStrongbow (St. Joseph, patron of fathers, pray for us!)
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To: John Semmens

It seems historically to fit in with the dictatorial thing to do.


6 posted on 06/17/2011 1:02:09 PM PDT by OldNewYork
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To: John Semmens

LOL, Good one John. Has some familiar overtones.


7 posted on 06/17/2011 1:13:14 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens
Definitely. Belgium is the key to France. Take them and you know the French will surrender. Like all fascists, I'm sure Obama fantasizes about marching down the Avenue des Champs-Élysées.


8 posted on 06/17/2011 1:18:41 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (We don't need a Reagan. We need a Washington. But, without God, neither of them could save us.)
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To: John Semmens

If its Tuesday - it must be Belgium ...

First, we invade Belgium ... then make a flanking maneuver south to bypass the Maginot Line ... pretty soon, we will be dipping our tootsies in the Seine in GAY old Paree ...


9 posted on 06/17/2011 1:39:18 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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