Posted on 06/26/2011 10:03:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
DUmmie kentuck hates Republicans. I mean, he really, REALLY hates Republicans. He thinks we want to throw Grandma out on the street so we can give tax breaks to billionaires. So from time to time--like from now until . . . now--DUmmie kentuck feels a need to let loose with his hate, and he wants others to join in. Thus he posts this THREAD, "Let's talk about Republicans."
So let us see kentuck and the DUmmies work up a frothing good hatefest, in Bolshevik Red, while the cool, calm, and collected commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who believes in love, love, love, is in the [brackets]:
Let's talk about Republicans.
[Let's HATE on Republicans! OOOH, HOW I HATE THEM SOOOO!!!!!]
I really don't know how they can look at themselves in the mirror?
[We're vampires. We can't see ourselves anyway, so why bother?]
Or how they can sleep at night?
[We're up all night and only get back in our coffins just before daybreak.]
Anybody that would throw Grandma out on the street and take away her health insurance - just so they can give a tax break to a billionaire -
[Yep, that's it! You smoked us out! We want to kick Grandma to the curb and take away her bridge money and give it to C. Montgomery Burns. We hold secret meetings where we plan all this out.]
. . . is lower than whale sh*t, and that is at the bottom of the ocean.
[Democratic Underground vs. Republican Underwater Whale Sh*t.]
Anybody so unpatriotic that they would hold our government hostage to get these tax cuts is not worthy of being in "government". Would you ever marry a person that you hate?
[Republicans are not worthy to marry Mrs. IRS.]
Republicans hate our government. It is something to be destroyed.
[Actually, DUmmie kentuck, we just want to downsize our government back to where it's supposed to be. It is something to be LIMITED.]
It is something to be drowned in a bathtub.
[How did we get from the bottom of the ocean into a bathtub?]
But what should we think about people that would vote for these low-lifes?
[OOOH, they're LOWER than the low-lifes who live at the bottom of the ocean beneath the whale sh*t!!]
The truth be known, they are in need of psychiatric help. . . . They deserve to be in an institution. . . .
[OOOH, they're driving me CRAZY!!!!! To the FUnnie Farm with them!]
There is no need to be nice to them. They hate Grandma.
[GRANDMA-HATERS!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! KILL THE BEAST!]
It's time to call them out.
[DUmmie kentuck, Mr. Internet Tough Guy, CALLS OUT the evil Republicans . . . on a Democrat-only forum . . . where Republicans are not allowed. Such courage! . . . Now let's see how many Republicans are called out and culled out and/or how many DUmmies join in kentuck's hatefest . . .]
Sure, some may be the psychotic low lifes that you describe, but most are our neighbours, our workmates and our families.
[THEY LIVE AMONG US! Rat them out! Call them out! Pull their human-like "skin" off them and expose them for the invasive species they are!]
many did give a chance to Mr. Obama, they voted hoping he might be different. But of course he is not. . . .
["Mr. Obama" too is an alien in disguise, a crypto-rethug!]
HAHAHAHAHA, Right, Convert Greedy, Non Thinking, Bigots. that will happen right after santa comes down the chimney.
[HAHAHAHAHA, you sleigh me!]
Many hide behind the screen of being a nice neighbor and good religious, but turn around and vote to give our money to the rich and not the poor.
[You know, maybe, just maybe, we vote to let people keep their own money and not have it taken from them and given to others.]
About 80% of the people I know are Republicans. The overwhelming majority of them are wonderful people that truly want the best for the people of this world. They have different views on how to make the world a better place. Many believe that individual charity is more effective than government safety nets.
[DUmmie FreeJoe (196 posts), YOU win the Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Unless you are a--oh, I don't know--a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Sometimes people think they are so smart and they can troll and unrec to their hearts content and no one will ever know. They can do it for years.
[Or for 196 posts, whichever comes first.]
It appears that you are calling me a troll. I'm not.
[Ah, so you DENY IT! That PROVES it!]
they are not demons who despise grandma and want to through her off the bus.
[They are demons who despise grandma and want to throw her into the OCEAN!]
F*** them and everything they stand for. And f*** any Democrat who thinks you can "reach out" to them or "compromise" with them.
[Would you ever f*** a person that you hate?]
REPUBLICAN B*ST*RDS ! .... There, I spoke my peace. . . .
[MAKE WAR, NOT PEACE!]
The first time I said it I almost got hit by a republican bastard who was carrying a clipboard. . . . I called him a REPUBLICAN B*ST*RD, and he was right in my face taking my picture with his cell phone. He said I was going to be turned "in to the authorities." I sure hope they make me "the authorities", I replied, The first thing I would do is put your stupid ass in jail." I don't think he was bright enough to catch my play on words. "turned in to" vs "turned into"
[You are SOOOO clever! Man, you showed him!]
"Come out, come out, wherever you are..." You low-life sons-of-b*tches.
[Once again DUmmie kentuck CALLS OUT the Republicans lurking in DUmmieland!]
Republicans are unpatriotic. Why do they hate America? Clearly they do hate America.
[Clearly you hate Republicans, DUmmie Enthusiast. DUmmie Enthusiast is DUmmie kentuck's main acolyte on this thread.]
Help me communicate this fact to everyone you know. Republicans, in fact, ARE lower than whale sh*t.
[It's a FACT! Go down to the bottom of the ocean, lift up a piece of whale sh*t, and there you will find a Republican! They live down there! Communicate this!]
If only they could be exposed to an alternate explanation for the reality they embrace. . . . For example, just imagine if they didn't believe deregulation and tax cuts were the only answers for every problem that the nation faces.
[I've got it! Once we insitutionalize them, we lobotomize them! Take out the right side of their brains! Rewire their circuits! Then they'll be passive peaceful progressives like us!]
Oh my...
[Is that you, franksolich?]
people sit here and believe that calling them out, confronting them, etc., will change Republicans' minds.
[It sometimes works in the bouncies.]
If they're not going to change their minds, how does that translate to actually getting anything accomplished?
[Hey, it makes us feel good, here in our echo chamber.]
You know, not everything Republicans believe is garbage.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I will admit that this post uses a different tact. It's purpose is to piss off Republicans and to draw a few trolls out of the woodwork, which I think it did.
[Which it did . . . not. It didn't piss off Republicans, it just gave them something to laff at!]
It is meant to be a verbal 2x4 up the side of the head.
[It turned out to be a verbal chopstick in a bowl of Egg DUFU Young.]
Many ideologues no longer consider their political opponents to be people with different ideas and philosophies. Nowadays, they are evil, low-life monsters who want to kick our dogs, kill our grandmothers and end the American way of life.
[How did you know? Who told you? Have you been eavesdropping on our meetings?]
I think you're a troll. . . .
[THE TROLL FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!]
Let me be more clear. If you are a Republican reading this....Screw you! You traitorous, unpatriotic, greedy piece of sh*t.
[Greedy piece of WHALE sh*t!]
I have no Republican friends.
[I believe you.]
IB4TP!
IBTP!
PING!
>>It seems to them that a blockade means that you just sit there and ask them to stop nicely.<<
I guess it means Republicans can look for whale sh!t in the bottom of their Grandmas’ bathtubs...?
#6
Copy and paste frequently, requires the “copy” part...
Here is the version that was intended to go in the can:
[How did we get from the bottom of the ocean into a bathtub?]
I guess it means Republicans can look for whale sh!t in the bottom of their Grandmas’ bathtubs...?
See?
aHA! They're ILLEGAL ALIENS, too!
Every time I read the DUmmie Funnies, I continue to be amazed
that there are really people like them living in America.
They seem to hate any REPUBLICAN that tries to earn and keep some money, but scum of the Earth Marxist fat cats like Soros, Buffet, Immelt, and assorted Hollyweirdos get a free pass.
How do they get up every day and function in society?
Do they never come out of their parent’s basement?
Leave it to DUmmies to screw things up. Republicans simply want Grandma to eat pet food. It is obama that wants death panels to send off the old lady.
You know I once had a semi-debate with a self-avowed Democrat and “regressive”.
When confronted with the facts on D racism; segregationists, Jim Crow, all the Alabama authorities being D’s in the 60’s, governors in school house doors, mayors of the cities where major riots took place, Senator Byrd being a former Klansman....
Reply?
Oh how can you use things that happened decades ago as your proof!
They are blind. When presented with the vision of facts they refuse to see. But, remember, you’re the ignorant ones.
I give up. In Before the Pot?
LOL!!
In Before The Ping!
It means one has a discerning and slightly future-reading ability. Many midichlorians and the ability to use them.
It differentiates the quick-witted from the plebeian underclass.
No offense...
(Note: it is a joke as old as DUFU...)
In before the (DUFU) PING.
>>They are blind. When presented with the vision of facts they refuse to see. But, remember, you’re the ignorant ones.<<
Remember this and remember it well: Conservatives have principles. liberals have agendas.
I only believe it because it's worked pretty well just about every time it's been tried.
Well, it is DU, so I just figured...
You can still grab “top 20!”
Well, the next post, anyway :)
Kentuck looks like one of those who enjoys having “warm milk and cookies” with little boys.
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