PING!
Good thing they didn’t reveal how they use gerbils
This isn’t one of your best, CH.
Some of the ideas aren’t that bad and if any substance on earth can get the cat to take a pill it should be lauded.
It is a cute topic with some cute responses — the topic and responses would be perfectly at home here in /chat, with a few of our local memes tossed in.
Just a thought...
If you don't like someone, put an "Obama 2012" and "I 'heart' socialism" bumper sticker on their car, watch the fun begin!
I’m surprised no one has an off brand use for a gerbil...
This is hysterically, outrageously funny. Your commentary is hilarious. I laughed so hard the dog came up to check on me, and to see if she could get in on the fun.
I finally thought of a commercial product I misused. Years ago I was at the party of a flaky friend [she moved her entire family from MA to Montana, so as to be self-sufficient by the time Y2k struck] and the mosquitoes were out. She said if we all applied a beauty product called Skin so Soft, it would repel them. We all did, and I swear the number of mosquitoes quadrupled.
Fail.
Michael Moore?
This one made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes, especially that Ben Burch comment regarding the rash cream.
Useless bit of information, but interesting and true....
In Commercial Construction, the Ventilation Contractor, the V in HVAC, is PROHIBITED by the specifications from using Duct Tape, on ... the Ductwork.(1)
Yep, it's in every AIA Specification. Reason, because it's been abused, aka misused, in its applications by Schlock Contractors, trying to save money on duct seam sealant. After a few years the tape's glue dried out and air leaks were from here to kingdom come. And that will really screw up a systems design (10% Max air leakage is what we allow for in our Calc's(2)). So Mechanical Engineers banned it.
ana side: Back in 1994-95 a new Duct Sealant came out by the major duct sealant mfg company, but it was in Tape Form and 'looked' like Duct Tape. I wanted to use it on a FedGov Project. Boy did the poop hit the fan when I brought it to the jobsite. I had to submit Samples and every spec sheet from the mfg, but I got it approved for use. And man that stuff is magic. And it beats a Union Journeyman standing on a ladder with a bucket of sealant and a dozen paint brushes.
I use this Tape Sealant now at home. I sealed every duct I could reach and my furnace's air flow shot up by 20% easily and my gas and electric bills went down. And no I ain't tellin' where I get it ;-)
(1) 'Sometimes' there is ONE exception and Duct Tape can be used, but for one thing only. But it's pretty rare. And too technical to get into.
(2) 10% of the System's Total Air Flow Capacity (aka: CFM)
“I never heard of anyone ever buying an Amway product. . . .”
Just like they don’t know anyone that votes for Rethugs!
[Another teabagger!]
What does this DUmmie use to clean his / her / its KOOLAID glasses?
“I’ve used tampons in the summer in some folds of skin to prevent sweating.”
Besides the disgusting picture this brings to mind of a obese leach on society, let me explain something to you DUmmies. Words mean things. The tampons don’t “prevent” sweating. They soak up the disgusting spew from you.
If you can afford your obesity, then you already get to much of my money.
[Amway? AMWAY??? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Heh, heh. Top ten all-time fave.
I never heard of anyone ever buying an Amway product. . . .
Must every pro-Capitalism sentiment be stomped out no matter how innocuous?