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The Accidental Terrorist (Satire I hope)
The PPJ Gazette ^ | August 12, 2011 | Lynn Swearingen

Posted on 08/12/2011 5:43:14 AM PDT by NoNAIS

"Dear Janet N.,

I’ve been worried about something recently and I thought I’d write to the one in charge to find out if my concerns should be addressed. You see, I believe I might be an Accidental Terrorist.The other day I went to my local surplus store and they had this great deal on MRE’s. So knowing that we lose power in our Community due to weather conditions, I thought I should pick some up."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: domesticterrorist; oathkeepers
Funny in an ironically "not-funny" kind of way.
1 posted on 08/12/2011 5:43:20 AM PDT by NoNAIS
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To: NoNAIS

Winng The Future is the Bureau of Justice Assistance?


2 posted on 08/12/2011 5:51:03 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: NoNAIS

Wining The Future is the Bureau of Justice Assistance?


3 posted on 08/12/2011 5:51:21 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: NoNAIS

If you prepare for an emergency - you’re on the list - check this out:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2762603/posts


4 posted on 08/12/2011 5:55:02 AM PDT by GOPJ (England.... From Royal fairytale to banana republic in one summer. - - Allister Heath)
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To: NoNAIS

If you see something stupid, say something stupid.


5 posted on 08/12/2011 6:04:38 AM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: NoNAIS; bayouranger

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2762212/posts
Oath Keepers: FBI Wants Surplus Stores To Spy on Customers

FBI_Terrorist_Indicators

Oath Keepers Exclusive: An FBI Denver Joint Terrorism Task Force handout being distributed to Colorado military surplus store owners lists the purchase of popular preparedness items and firearms accessories as “suspicious” and “potential indicators of terrorist activities,” instructing store owners to keep records on and report people who:
“Make bulk purchase of items to include:
Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
Meals Ready to Eat
...


6 posted on 08/12/2011 6:05:26 AM PDT by Elendur (It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Elendur
Weatherproofed ammunition

I've been hunting for 60 years and never heard of this.

All the ammo I've ever used has been in snow and rain for days on end and rarely have I ever had a mis-fire, and that is shooting thousands of rounds of all types.

Is there something in ammo that I've missed all these years?

7 posted on 08/12/2011 6:50:53 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages.)
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To: USS Alaska

Maybe what they really meant is cache proofed ammo...


8 posted on 08/12/2011 7:03:49 AM PDT by Vor Lady (Everyone should read The Importance of the Electoral College by Geo. Grant)
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To: USS Alaska
I've been hunting for 60 years and never heard of this.

I took it as a poorly written sentence. I think what they meant was "weatherproofed containers for ammunition or matches."

9 posted on 08/12/2011 8:44:01 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Paladin2

Don’tcha love their Winning the Future logo...the acronym being WTF, which explains this administration to a tee.


10 posted on 08/12/2011 9:13:01 AM PDT by kiltie65
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To: USS Alaska

I’ve picked up war surplus ammo that was sealed in a tin, maybe that’s what they’re referring.


11 posted on 08/12/2011 9:19:36 AM PDT by tarotsailor
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To: kiltie65

‘’Don’tcha love their Winning the Future logo...the acronym being WTF, which explains this administration to a tee.’’

Ironicly, the one thing no one seems to have noticed is “0bama for America”/”Organizing for America”. I think the first was campaign and the second was after the “immaculation”.

Either way, it is OFA. Pronounced O-Fay. Which was the 1960’s black-radicals name for honkys (AKA white people) from the pig-latin for “foe”. It was so common, it showed up in an early Dirty Harry movie.

This from a guy raised by 1960s-era radicals and communists. Go figure.


12 posted on 08/12/2011 2:59:20 PM PDT by Peet (Cogito ergo dubito.)
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