Posted on 09/06/2011 4:49:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
At a Big Labor rally yesterday in Ohio, Vice-President Joe Biden stirred up the crowd by saying, "I am about to be let loose." WHOA! Look out now! Joey Plugs is on the prowl!
Yes, it's time once again for . . . "Rogaine and Biden's Gaffe-In"! Joe Biden just has that effect on people. Even when he tries to sound tough, he comes across as a buffoon. The only thing loose on him is a screw. The Clown Prince of Politics just can't help it!
But as far as going after conservatives with tough, angry threats, Biden wasn't alone yesterday. In Detroit, in the presence of President Obama himself, we had Jimmy Hoffa Jr. inciting his union thugs by saying: "Let's take these sons-of-bitches out!" Violent rhetoric much, Democrats? Or does that only work one way? The Democrats are gearing up for WAR!! Not against terrorists. Worse. Against teabaggers and rethuglicans.
That was the point Joe Biden was making when he said, "I am about to be let loose." The loose cannon on the ship of state is about to FIRE!
And the DUmmies approve. Those that aren't laughing, at least. Witness this THREAD, Biden: "I am about to be let loose."
So let us join the DUmmies and Joe the DUmber, in Red-Hot Rhetoric Red, while the calm and collected commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--recalling that Joe Biden was the DUmmie Funnies' first endorsement, simply for his comedy entertainment value--is in the [brackets]:
Biden: "I am about to be let loose."
[RUN! RUN AWAY, RETHUGS! JOEY PLUGS IS ON THE LOOSE!]
Biden said that in the upcoming presidential campaign he will be fighting for nothing less than the survival of the American working class.
[Hardscrabble Joe from Scranton PA. True to his working-man roots. FIGHTING for the little man! Whether he's hangin' out at the Home Depot, relaxing at his multimillion-dollar mansion, or fishing for votes in Cincinnati. What a guy!]
Why wasn't he "let loose" on 1/21/09?
[Um, don't ask that question, DUmmie Dreamer Tatum. Crazy Joe can only be let out of the attic on select occasions. But now, WATCH OUT, he's gonna be a fireball!]
we need to DRAFT DEAN for Pres in 2012. . . .
[Can you imagine that ticket? DEAN-Biden? Daffy Doc and Joe the DUmber? Comedy GOLD, I tell you!]
GREAT NEWS!!! Kick A**, Joe!!!
[He's a Biden-seek missile, aimed at rethuglican tush!]
'Bout time, Uncle Joe. 'Bout damn time.
[Yeah, you've been stallin' too long! Now go Stalin on them, Uncle Joe!]
He's been sporting a muzzle for too long.
[And a straitjacket. Kinda like Hannibal the Cannibal. But now--now he's gonna be let LOOSE! Hide in fear, teabaggers! But it will do you no good!]
I love Joe....
[He's just a fun-lovin', hardcrabble yet huggable guy, isn't he?]
I sometimes wonder how different this administration might have been and our current situation, had Joe Biden (not HRC or BO) gotten the nomination...
[You know, we wonder the same thing here at DUmmie FUnnies. Plugs Biden had our endorsement and everything! Little good it did him, though. What went wrong? What went WRONG?? Vilsack, too, same thing.]
I'm glad if Biden is now "unleashed."
[FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GAIA ALMIGHTY, JOE'S FREE AT LAST!]
Joe Biden can get out there and say what needs to be said. . . .
["Stand up, Chuck! Let 'em see ya! . . . Oh, God love ya, what am I talkin' about?"]
way I heard, it was Biden was the one who urged Obama to cave on the Bush tax cuts.
[NOOOOO!!!! NOT CLUELESS JOE! SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!]
He was my first choice -- my "plan" was to have a Biden/Obama ticket. . . .
[Clown & Articulate.]
I'm very glad and reassured he's the VP. . . . I'm sure he's been invaluable to O thus far.
[You know, you're right. Joe Biden is Obama's firewall against impeachment.]
Biden unleashed will be a joy to watch.
[DUFU Heaven!]
Go Joe!!! I love me some Biden!!!!!!!
[WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!]
"Not an applause line. You are the only folks keeping the barbarians at the gate!"
["Grab your crossbows! Throw your spears! Shoot some cows at 'em!"]
"The other side has declared war on labor's house and it's about time we stand up!"
["Stand up, Big Labor! Let 'em see ya! . . . Oh, God love ya, what am I talkin' about?"]
Hey, Joe, we have been standing up. You? You've been supporting job killin' trade deals.
[Not a fan, I take it.]
Biden Unchained!
[Biden Unplugged! No, wait. . . .]
Let's just hope he doesn't put his foot in his mouth, as he's been known to do on occasion.
[Who, Joe? You're kidding!]
"I am about to be let loose," Yikes, I almost thought he meant that he wasn't going to be the VP next go around. . . .
[That may be truer than you realize! Hee! Hee!]
Release the Biden!
[His Barack's worse than his Biden!]
Turn him loose!
[LOOSER!]
What would happen if Joe Biden suddenly announced he is running for President in 2012. . . ?
[BIDEN: HIS TIME]
If Joe jumped and opened an opposition campaign, what would happen?
[He'd get the coveted DUFU endorsement, that's for sure! PRIMARY OBAMA, TRAITOR JOE!]
Biden has a reputation for having foot in mouth disease. The media portrays him as a goofball.
[D*MN THEM MEDIA! So unfair!]
I guess this is just Joe being Joe.
[Biden bein' Biden. Say that three times fast.]
About time Joe. Must be campaign season.
[One Kewpie Doll, coming right up!]
PING!
To those standing directly behind him, you've been warned!!
Top 10
yippee
And American conservatives from coast to coast and around the world raised their hands toward heaven and sang out, “Praise the Lord, child of God!”
Obama is unleashing Biden?Two thoughts come to mind.
First, how could you possibly differentiate “unleashed” from his normal day to day “unhinged”
Second, this is going to be hysterical and horrendous simultaneously. A regular Bozo the Clown meets Great Train Wreck scenario.
Top Ten?
top business 10. Back to read.
Busta Plug Joe!
No, Joe. People in the Obama administration probably said you were about to be “cut loose”. Probably gonna replace you with Huntsman.
Sounds like joe is asking if someone will change his depends.......
So let me get this straight,
Biden just came back from negotiations with China and he is going to stick it to them by forcing Union labor on America?
Ahssoo...
Here ya go Joe!
“A firewall against impeachment!” That is priceless! Bite me Joe!
Wow. A Dummie Funnies Double Trouble Tuesday!!
It's got to be a historic moment.
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