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Attorneys Demand Charges against Obama’s Uncle Be Dropped
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 18 Nov 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/20/2011 11:17:58 AM PST by John Semmens

Attorneys for President Obama’s 67 year old uncle Onyango Obama are demanding that all charges be dropped. Onyango was arrested for driving under the influence after police spotted him blowing past a stop sign.

Onyango’s lawyer, George Crank, argued that the stop was unwarranted. “Police must have proof that my client was drunk before they could justifiably accost him,” Crank insisted. “Mere suspicion is not enough.”

Crank brushed aside the fact that arresting officers found that Onyango’s blood alcohol level exceeded the legal maximum. “There’s no way they could’ve known this prior to stopping him,” Crank pointed out. “Their initial action was ignorant of this fact. Consequently, that action was unreasonable and invalid.”

A second plank in Crank’s case was “the officers’ failure to comprehend and appreciate my client’s special relationship to the president of the United States and the potentially negative impact the arrest would have upon his ability to continue governing, which could be construed as seditious if carried out knowingly.”

Crank said he would be willing to forego pressing the sedition charge if Massachusettsauthorities were to immediately absolve his client. “In the beginning, I’ll grant that they may not have known the president was his nephew,” Crank observed. “But to continue with his prosecution now would be malicious. The monetary damages we would seek would be substantial.”

Onyango is in the country illegally, but federal authorities have not yet gotten up the nerve to deport him.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: dui; obama; satire; sedition

1 posted on 11/20/2011 11:18:02 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This is from The Onion..........right?


2 posted on 11/20/2011 11:19:53 AM PST by ninonitti
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To: John Semmens

“Uncle Onyango”, “Aunt Zeituni” and Obama looks down on us rednecks?


3 posted on 11/20/2011 11:20:51 AM PST by sinanju
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To: John Semmens
and the stop sign???
4 posted on 11/20/2011 11:23:15 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: John Semmens

Your razor-thin distance from reality is really scary sometimes!

Another excellent one!

I hope the mod with no sense of satire has left the building...


5 posted on 11/20/2011 11:25:35 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012 -- the man we need at the time we need him)
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To: ninonitti

Nope, it is from Semi-Satire, which you would have known had you read the heading. John puts out some good stuff, some of it very believable indeed.


6 posted on 11/20/2011 11:29:26 AM PST by calex59
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To: John Semmens

LOL! You had me three sentences in. That’s hard to do. :^)


7 posted on 11/20/2011 11:47:14 AM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: sinanju

The fix is in!


8 posted on 11/20/2011 12:31:13 PM PST by Internet Walnut
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To: John Semmens
We can add many attorneys are in the same class as communists judges who have and will continue to distort law to fit their way.
9 posted on 11/20/2011 12:39:41 PM PST by Logical me
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