Skip to comments.Attorneys Demand Charges against Obama’s Uncle Be Dropped
Posted on 11/20/2011 11:17:58 AM PST by John Semmens
Attorneys for President Obamas 67 year old uncle Onyango Obama are demanding that all charges be dropped. Onyango was arrested for driving under the influence after police spotted him blowing past a stop sign.
Onyangos lawyer, George Crank, argued that the stop was unwarranted. Police must have proof that my client was drunk before they could justifiably accost him, Crank insisted. Mere suspicion is not enough.
Crank brushed aside the fact that arresting officers found that Onyangos blood alcohol level exceeded the legal maximum. Theres no way they couldve known this prior to stopping him, Crank pointed out. Their initial action was ignorant of this fact. Consequently, that action was unreasonable and invalid.
A second plank in Cranks case was the officers failure to comprehend and appreciate my clients special relationship to the president of the United States and the potentially negative impact the arrest would have upon his ability to continue governing, which could be construed as seditious if carried out knowingly.
Crank said he would be willing to forego pressing the sedition charge if Massachusettsauthorities were to immediately absolve his client. In the beginning, Ill grant that they may not have known the president was his nephew, Crank observed. But to continue with his prosecution now would be malicious. The monetary damages we would seek would be substantial.
Onyango is in the country illegally, but federal authorities have not yet gotten up the nerve to deport him.
This is from The Onion..........right?
“Uncle Onyango”, “Aunt Zeituni” and Obama looks down on us rednecks?
Your razor-thin distance from reality is really scary sometimes!
Another excellent one!
I hope the mod with no sense of satire has left the building...
Nope, it is from Semi-Satire, which you would have known had you read the heading. John puts out some good stuff, some of it very believable indeed.
LOL! You had me three sentences in. That’s hard to do. :^)
The fix is in!
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