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Political Caroling
TalkingSides.com ^ | 12/19/11 | CaroleL

Posted on 12/19/2011 9:43:53 AM PST by CaroleL

It's that tme of year again and in the spirit of the (political) season, we here at TalkingSides.com offer these somewhat less than traditional verses to some holiday classics.

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (In Iowa)

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
On the campaign trail
Take a look at your tv screen, see what we really mean
The nasty ads and talking heads galore

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Iowa's under seige
But it's all cause we want to see a Republican will be
Who we all vote for!

(Excerpt) Read more at talkingsides.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; christmas; parody; pimpmyblog; serialpimp; songs

1 posted on 12/19/2011 9:43:56 AM PST by CaroleL
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To: CaroleL

So if Mitt gets the nomination, will we still have to say bad things about him, or will support for him be allowed on FR?


2 posted on 12/19/2011 9:47:21 AM PST by stuartcr ("Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.")
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To: CaroleL
Why the excerpt? Oh wait... I know why: Blog hits


3 posted on 12/19/2011 9:56:38 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: CaroleL
(Excerpt)

Blog they told me, pa rim pa pim pimp
A new blog pimp to see, pa rim pa pim pimp
Your finest hits we need, pa rim pa pim pimp
To pay for meth and things, pa rim pa pim pimp
rim pa pim pimp, rim pa pim pimp.

4 posted on 12/19/2011 9:58:24 AM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: humblegunner
No Christmas gifts for blog pimps:

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pimp,
I'm telling you why:

Santa Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you're pimping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So don't pimp for goodness sake!

So...You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pimp,
I'm telling you why.

Santa Claus is coming to town.


I Want A Hippopotamus Lot of Blog Hits For Christmas

I want a lot of blog hits for Christmas
Only a lots of blog hits will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a lot of hits and some cash to enjoy

I want a lots of hits for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring the hits to my blog, that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see I got a lot of hits on my blog...

5 posted on 12/19/2011 10:32:38 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

You are very wily!


6 posted on 12/19/2011 11:28:34 AM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: humblegunner
Not as wiley as Pablo. That Pablo is one wiley dude.

(btw, I think your song was even better than mine)

7 posted on 12/19/2011 6:42:22 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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