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Kentucky Horse-Sense
Reaganite Republican ^ | January 4, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 01/04/2012 4:44:24 AM PST by Reaganite Republican

Guy walks into a Lexington, KY watering-hole and bar and orders up a brew...

While sitting at the bar watching the TV, one of Obama's typical BS political ads came on.

Once over, he suddenly jumps up on the barstool and yells at the top of his lungs to the entire room "Obama is a horse's %$&*#!"

The bartender gives him a real nasty look, promptly reaches under the bar and breaks-out an oak club about 18 inches long, then slams the poor guy in the face, knocking him off his stool and flying to floor.

After a minute or two, the guy picks himself up, takes a deep breath and says to the still-seething barkeep, "Man, I'm sorry- I didn't know this was Obama country."

"It's not!" says the bartender. "This is horse country!"



TOPICS: Government; Humor; Pets/Animals; Politics
KEYWORDS: joke; kentucky; obama

1 posted on 01/04/2012 4:44:30 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Love it.


2 posted on 01/04/2012 4:50:41 AM PST by Centaur (Never practice moderation to excess.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Touche’. I lived in Lexington years ago and loved it.


3 posted on 01/04/2012 4:52:02 AM PST by OldEagle
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To: Reaganite Republican

Thank you for the morning belly-laugh here in Berea, KY!


4 posted on 01/04/2012 5:06:54 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow ("Go now. Run along and tell your Xerxes that he faces Free Men here...not slaves.")
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To: OldEagle

It’s a great town. Still a small town really, but punches well above its weight from an amenities standpoint.


5 posted on 01/04/2012 7:42:48 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Reaganite Republican; IMissPresidentReagan; CourtneyLeigh; Just Kimberly; Knuckrider; MBohman; ...
*SNICKER*
A Kentucky (Humor :) Ping.

...for those interested. :D


6 posted on 05/14/2012 9:28:04 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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