Posted on 02/16/2012 3:28:22 PM PST by NKP_Vet
There is a hidden message here that women cannot understand, some men may, and all street cops will. A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Miller Lite he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Miller Lite, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Miller Lite stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Miller Lite, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
My dad would have loved this one!!
You ain't gotta tell her nothin, you done already told her twice .
Jokes about domestic violence? Really?
It's sharia compliant.
If you are a Santorum supporter, you just made some big headlines. lol
I don’t care for savage behavior from anyone. Jokes about barbaric behavior makes light of it.
Reverse the roles.
Make it about men.
It’s funny then. At least on TV.
I’m with you on this.
Agreed. Some things are just not funny.
Okay, I laughed, LOL.
So what are we talking here—domestic battery as a class A misdemeanor or a class D felony?
Denial of existence, does not mean it's non existence.
If more people used this method, there would be much less domestic abuse. I don’t care what anyone else says. That is funny
Making jokes about it is apparently felony stupid. Which is why I clicked in...just to watch.
The first time I heard this joke I coulda sworn it was how the guy comes home, doesn’t talk to her about his day at work, just grabs a beer and watches TV, doesn’t listen to me, etc.
Granted, I still chuckled at the punch line, but I can see how the black eyes is a bit offensive.
In real life I would hope the doctor would tell her to get a gun and kill the bum the next time he attacks her.
I’m always seeing photos in the newspaper of sad sacks of s***, usually on a Saturday or Sunday morning, who decided to give the little woman a `tune-up,’ for whatever reason.
They usually look hungover. None of them are laughing.
Hey, if he roles were reversed the liberals would love it.
cf. the following via Instapundit:
KATHERINE HEIGL’S HATRED OF TESTICLES:
“Unfortunately I can’t cut the nuts off human men — yet,” Heigl, 33, quips in the video. “So I’ve dedicated my time to the neutering of dogs because that’s legal.”
Hilarious.
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