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Evil Thought of the Day (re: Fluke/ Free Contraception/ etc)
4 March 2012 | Self

Posted on 03/04/2012 6:46:35 AM PST by Salgak

Sure, provide free contraception. But if you're getting taxpayer-paid contraception, you must provide sex on demand from any taxpayer. After all, the current system discriminates against the ugly, the fat, the shy. . . .

(grinning like hell, diving for cover. . . )


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: contraception; fluke; free; rushlimbaugh; sandrafluke; sandytheslut; slut

1 posted on 03/04/2012 6:46:37 AM PST by Salgak
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To: Salgak

all for it....the wife would disagree, however.


2 posted on 03/04/2012 6:50:54 AM PST by BudgieRamone (Everybody loves a bonk on the head.)
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To: Salgak

Oh Lordy! LOL! You would be tied to a stake and burned for this one if you were Rush saying this! (I do like your sense of humor though?!) :)))


3 posted on 03/04/2012 6:51:50 AM PST by marygam ((Hurry November 2012, we might not make it))
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To: Salgak

You can demand sex from Fluke all you want.

Me? I’m not into bestiality.


4 posted on 03/04/2012 6:57:03 AM PST by bolobaby
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To: Salgak
I've just gotten new glasses, and I've seen her pictures. Thanks. But no thanks. I'll remain single, celibate, and sane.

I have no desire to get a set of creepy crawlies.

/johnny

5 posted on 03/04/2012 6:58:23 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Salgak

I think it would be very kind if we allow Henry Waxman first try, providing he pays his taxes. Helen Thomas can be second.


6 posted on 03/04/2012 7:10:14 AM PST by mardi59 (I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
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To: Salgak

I’ll have to pass on sex with anyone who wants free contaception. STD’s are not on my bucket list.


7 posted on 03/04/2012 7:19:08 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Salgak

8 posted on 03/04/2012 7:22:03 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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To: Salgak

I hope you don’t apologize like Rush did.


9 posted on 03/04/2012 7:26:44 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy
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To: Salgak

NO. It goes like this. If you are on government supplied protection, and then you get pregnant, then the government (taxpayer) has to pay for an abortion. Which will not be optional.


10 posted on 03/04/2012 7:35:36 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Salgak
Mmmmm...taxpayer subsidized sex....huuurrhg...


11 posted on 03/04/2012 7:36:24 AM PST by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: Salgak
After all, the current system discriminates against the ugly, the fat, the shy. . . .

Which is why we have the INTERNET.

(How about that for an evil thought?)

12 posted on 03/04/2012 7:43:40 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: mardi59

Not sure about that: wouldn’t sex with Waxman or Thomas technically be bestiality ???


13 posted on 03/04/2012 8:13:41 AM PST by Salgak
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To: Salgak

More like a bad remake of Phantom of the Opera with Thomas in a supporting role.


14 posted on 03/04/2012 8:15:50 AM PST by mardi59 (I'm not looking for MTV, I'm looking for MVP. Newt 2012!)
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To: Salgak

I was going to register a website name along the lines of sendthatslutatwenty.com but I don’t want to encourage that (her) kind of behavior ...

As it stands now, after watching ABC/talking head show this Sunday morning:

Democrats: 1
Babies: 0
Republicans: Tied up in knots

So sad for out Republic ...


15 posted on 03/04/2012 8:25:46 AM PST by _Jim (Conspiracy theories are the favorite tools of the weak-minded.)
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To: Salgak

Man, that’s kind of dumb, no offense. How about forced contraception of all liberals?


16 posted on 03/04/2012 8:29:30 AM PST by FreedomFighter1013 (Obama: Assistant Professor-in-Chief)
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To: Salgak
Put it this way: if we are paying for contraception for her (thereby allowing easier "access") -- are we creating an easement?

Cheers!

17 posted on 03/04/2012 8:52:15 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Salgak

I most definitely would NOT hit it.

Not even with two tax payer funded glad trash bags tied around my...nevermind.


18 posted on 03/04/2012 8:56:25 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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