Posted on 05/05/2012 1:27:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama's putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verified content seems to be that the President was alive during the years depicted and that he must, therefore, have had a father—even though precisely who that might have been hasn't been confirmed.
Press Secretary Jay Carney rebuffed criticism that the President's book is a work of fiction. “Look, the title says it all,” Carney defensively asserted. “It's pretty tame compared to my dreams. It has no space aliens, no naked clowns, and no spankings. It could've been a lot more lurid. I think we ought to give the President credit for being a lot more modest liar than most of us would be under similar circumstances.”
In other circles, the autobiography's lack of connection to reality is being hailed as another sign of Obama's genius. “Most people would be hard pressed to write a factual account of their own lives,” declared MSNBC's Chris Matthews. “Yet, here we have a man that was able to create an alternate reality using only the power of his own mind. Reelecting him for another four year term would fall far short of what we ought to be doing. We ought to be begging him to stay on for life to rule over us like one of Plato's philosopher kings.”
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http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/111173-2012-05-04-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-may-6-2012.htm
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Forgive me, but where exactly is the satire in that article?
Hissy Chrissy is just plain sick.
I can only speak for myself but I already knew that.
Its amazing just how much of his life has been fabricated to be nothing more than a false front town of an abandoned wild west movie set.
And the Communist Party USA is very proud of itself for propping up this “nowhere man”.
Good satire always builds off of the truth.
And all the pundits claimed that those “Left Behind” novels were fiction, more like prediction.
You’re creating urban legends....good work....;)
So those are fake dog recipes?
Awwww.. Myth is saddened.
LOL! you had me roped in, even Carney seemed...well, like Carney.
His life is one pathetic satire that roped in half this nation. He cannot even defend his anti-America rants from a few years ago. Liberals are idiots. If any dirt eater actually voted for this thing, do me a favor, stay at home for all future elections.
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Dreams from My Father, an outstanding success of propagandaic nonsense,designed to hoodwink a free nation, will soon me followed by the next underwhelming volume, of this sordid series, “ Wet Dreams from my Mother.”
We are ‘governed’ by whackos who destroy our nation.
The article is not satire.
. “Yet, here we have a man that was able to create an alternate reality using only the power of his own mind.”
That’s called ‘fiction’, dumbass.
Satire must be done becuse the truth is even worse.
I can’t believe this. This is proof that evolution is going in reverse. God save us.
To hide the real story and the real fraud
Those who helped make this fruad and put him where he is need to be brought to justice
Best line in the Semi-Story, John! LOL!!
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