yeah, it's easy to be generous with other peoples money...
Posted on 05/11/2012 9:19:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt.
“I've led kind of a sheltered life,” the President admitted. “I went to private schools when I was young. I had a scholarship to go to college. I never really had to worry about working to pay my own way. Now, of course, as President, I live in a big house with dozens of servants. I have my own jumbo jet to fly me wherever I want. So, you can see how it might be hard for me to relate to the common people.”
Obama said he hoped that voters wouldn't forget that “the recession is not my fault. It started before I got here. I've done everything I could to try to correct the problem. What other president has spent as much to try to heal the economy? I mean, how much more generous could I have been?”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/111579-2012-05-11-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-may-13-2012.htm
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Barry is a silver spooner! LOL!
What scholarship did 0bama have?
LOL! Nice one, John.
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The recessin he orchistrated himself, to prove the free market system does not work. All so he can become DICK TATER.
Forgive him?.... Why Not?...
He is just punishment for murdering our babies..
AND the punishment may not be over just yet..
Myth Romney will take a “Dive”...
Sarcasm, not so much.
Satire cuts deep and that little dash of truth means the wound never really heals.
What's the difference.
One satanic deluded leader or another.
Maybe we can make a connection between him and his aunt’s “tears of abuse” and turn it into closet “gayness”.
He didn’t have to pay his own way!?? I thought he just recently payed off his college loans.
These are fun but should carry a (Satire Alert) in the title. Today it it too easy to believe ANYTHING coming from this administration. Don’t want our folks throwing satire “quotes” around as facts.
What an excellent photoshop opportunity for some talented freeper...LOL
I have my own jumbo jet to fly me wherever I want. So, you can see how it might be hard for me to relate to the common people.”
Memo from a commoner: Hey Bozo, that jumbo jet isn’t yours, and neither is the United States Military. These are two revealing comments you made recently that should give all legal and moral Americans pause if they were planning to vote for you.
yeah, it's easy to be generous with other peoples money...
Yep!
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 May 2012 | John Semmens
kinda says it all
We want the libtards who troll here to read it and maybe ‘think’ a little before they see it is what it is.
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