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DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-12 (Anger Over Newsweek 'First Gay President' Cover)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/13/2012 1:06:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Newsweek featured Barack Obama on the cover with a rainbow halo over his head with the title: "First Gay President." And now the DUmmies are angry because of the effect that cover will have on the election this year. I don't think Tina Brown was doing The One any favors when she chose that Newsweek cover. My thought is that the Newsweek folks and many other media liberals live in an insulated bubble which prevents them from seeing the damage that cover can do to the Bamster. However, many DUmmies are worried about this as well as ANGRY at Newsweek as you can see in this THREAD, "WOW, Newsweek Cover: "The First Gay President." So let us now watch the DUmmies work up a rage over the Newsweek "First Gay President" cover in Bolshevik red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that the only person angrier over that cover than the Dummies is Barack himself, is in the [barackets]:

WOW, Newsweek Cover: "The First Gay President"

[Sometimes even Newsweek is accurate.]

Since the President himself is not gay, "Pro-Gay President" would be more exact..n/t

[Either way, Ben Burch will take it.]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Whispered the voice from the Seinfeld wing of DUmmieland.]

WTF??? I know..I'm dreaming...a well-meaning fourth grade student was allowed to write the copy for the cover of an internationally distributed magazine...or...DC Comics has a new Bizarro World mag disguised for April Fools... Jesus...no, i'm awake. Did someone tell Michelle about this, or like Rudy Giuliani's wife, who apparrently didn't know she was getting a divorce, did she have to hear this stuff from the media?

[I think Michelle knew about this long, long ago.]

Yeah, I kind of agree. Beltway folks and politicos will get it almost certainly...but it's going to cause the same sort of "Whaaa?" reaction from people that that goddamned awful New Yorker cover did, with Obama and his wife dressed up like terrorists, fist-bumping in the Oval Office did.

[Whaaa? ...hahahahahahahaha!!!!!]

Wonder what Michelle will think of that.

[She will think that he is the first metrosexual president.]

I would hazard a guess that this won't go over well with some people while most everyone was fine with the media pronouncing Clinton "the first black President."

[It will go over quite well with Ben Burch.]

f*ck newsweek....the wingers will only see the headline....and believe it.

[I BEEEEEEEELIEEEEEEEVE!!!]

President Obama reads Andrew's Blog the Daily Dish.

[Did Newsweek dish out one secret too many?]

Unfortunately, some bigots who might otherwise vote for Obama will also be turned against him because of this. I absoutely wish that our society were mature enough and decent enough to elect a gay president--or a woman president, for that matter--but I do not think it is. Of course, I also wish I could trust the American people in general to udnerstand what is meant by this cover.

[Oh we understand the cover quite well. Hee! Hee!]

It Could Have Been Worse. They could have had him suckling the nipple of another man on the cover.

[Ben Burch just volunteered to be that other man.]

Between this and the Time magazine cover... It's amazing that news weeklies have lasted this long.

[This week I am predicting the biggest sales for Newsweek in years. Almost every gay bar in the country will buy a copy just to put that cover on their walls.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; gaymarriage; newsweek
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Obama is angry because he wants his halo to be beige, not rainbow colored.
1 posted on 05/13/2012 1:07:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP


2 posted on 05/13/2012 1:08:28 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: PJ-Comix

3!


3 posted on 05/13/2012 1:09:31 PM PDT by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man. Never trust anyone who hasn't been punched in the face)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 05/13/2012 1:09:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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One of a continuing series of inoculation shots for Obama. When proof of homosexual dalliances emerges, Obama will be fully inoculated against the effects. It will already have completed the transformation into “old news”.
5 posted on 05/13/2012 1:11:37 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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Newsweak just screwed bambi, big time.....


6 posted on 05/13/2012 1:12:51 PM PDT by The Wizard (Madam President is my President now and in the future)
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To: PJ-Comix

I swear it’s like a FReeper infiltrated Newsweek’s editorial staff. Who thought that cover was a good idea?


7 posted on 05/13/2012 1:13:49 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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I’ll bet Newsweak pulls this issue.....


8 posted on 05/13/2012 1:15:36 PM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If Time had a four year old suckling a breast, why didn’t Newsweek have Obama...

Oh, I better not. You know what I mean.


9 posted on 05/13/2012 1:16:40 PM PDT by relictele (We are officially OUT of other people's money!)
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To: relictele

That reminds me.. Where’s Reggie Love?


10 posted on 05/13/2012 1:18:54 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: central_va
Maybe they'll put this on their home page?


11 posted on 05/13/2012 1:21:10 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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Wonder if there’s a Vast Leftwing Conspiracy against Obie by the Clinton Gang. I certainly hope so, I’d love to see them go all Alinsky on his skinny beige ass....


12 posted on 05/13/2012 1:22:17 PM PDT by Kenton
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Generally I take Obama covers and drop a different mag in front of them, or turn them around backwards.

But this one? I think Newsweek will get fanned out in front of every other magazine on the shelf, epecially in the check out lanes.

Its easy, just pick it up and set it down somewhere else. Preferably cover another Leftist rag.


13 posted on 05/13/2012 1:28:45 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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That cover is a riot!


14 posted on 05/13/2012 1:31:18 PM PDT by sauropod (You can elect your very own tyranny - Mark Levin)
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To: The Wizard

But they created controversy and will sell some magazines.. For a change. It’s all about mag sales! Maximum shock for maximum sales.


15 posted on 05/13/2012 1:31:51 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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Listen very closely, you can hear the sound of everyone in the White House facepalming.


16 posted on 05/13/2012 1:32:32 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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I’ll bet Newsweak pulls this issue.....

You bet they will retract it somehow.

17 posted on 05/13/2012 1:38:21 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: PJ-Comix

The First Twinkle Toes President


18 posted on 05/13/2012 1:38:42 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix
Since the President himself is not gay

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

19 posted on 05/13/2012 1:39:48 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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Since the President himself is not gay

Moochelle hasn't chimed in yet. And these are - the days of our lives.

20 posted on 05/13/2012 1:47:42 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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Newsweek hurts Obama’s chances...so They are racist.


21 posted on 05/13/2012 1:48:09 PM PDT by LtKerst
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It Could Have Been Worse. They could have had him suckling the nipple of another man on the cover.


22 posted on 05/13/2012 2:03:57 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: PJ-Comix
President Obama reads Andrew's Blog the Daily Dish.

One wonders if the One thinks that Andrew's a cute dish....

23 posted on 05/13/2012 2:04:15 PM PDT by mikrofon (Dishing the POTUS)
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Since the President himself is not gay <-— That is funny .... In several way’s . I lived in Ft. Lauderdale for 12 years . The self loathing class envy sociopath in my White House is at minimum ..... Bi .


24 posted on 05/13/2012 2:08:17 PM PDT by Ben Bolt
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Obama is angry because he wants his halo to be beige, not rainbow colored.

He also wants his lipstick to be Stalin red, not Kenyan beige.

25 posted on 05/13/2012 2:08:46 PM PDT by citizencon
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Wonder what Michelle will think of that. I am sure shes aware that she is a beard.
26 posted on 05/13/2012 2:33:20 PM PDT by omega4179 ( el 0bama comiĆ³ un perro)
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27 posted on 05/13/2012 2:40:07 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Ok that’s funny.


28 posted on 05/13/2012 2:51:04 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer, but when it is, it is the only answer.)
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29 posted on 05/13/2012 3:03:01 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Future Snake Eater
I swear it’s like a FReeper infiltrated Newsweek’s editorial staff.

Great, ain't it?

Who thought that cover was a good idea?

Must have been enough people. I'm surprised that it wasn't shot down.

30 posted on 05/13/2012 3:40:20 PM PDT by metmom ( For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That needs to be a billboard on every main road in every swing state in America.


31 posted on 05/13/2012 3:48:55 PM PDT by Argus
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FRUAC!

We need to get as many covers of this NewsWeak as we can and ‘decopage’ them to evety mailbox we can find! PEagle sweetened condensed milk is best for the decopage.

Thank you NewsWeak!


32 posted on 05/13/2012 4:01:32 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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Nor paying attention...

Eagle Sweetened Condensed Milk is an Alinsky recommended decopage glue.


33 posted on 05/13/2012 4:04:19 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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I don’t get y the DUmmies are so upset according to them being a homo is a beautiful and natural thing, why wouldn’t they want to lay claim that they have the first gay president?


34 posted on 05/13/2012 4:06:35 PM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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The Place for Conservatives
The Place for Conservatives


35 posted on 05/13/2012 4:46:25 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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a well-meaning fourth grade student was allowed to write the copy for the cover of an internationally distributed magazine

They may want to check with 0 bummer's daughters. After all, he decided to go for his gay marriage after talking to them. BAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

36 posted on 05/13/2012 4:49:32 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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The DUmmies are wrong, Baraq is as gay as a blade..


37 posted on 05/13/2012 4:49:51 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I really need a /s tag?)
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He’s never been the POTUS. He’s the POOFTER in chief.


38 posted on 05/13/2012 4:54:46 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Impeach Obama Now!)
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We are coming to the point where the Postal Service will have to deliver these august publications in brown paper wrappers.


39 posted on 05/13/2012 5:05:33 PM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTTT


40 posted on 05/13/2012 5:15:16 PM PDT by gitmo
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To: Roscoe Karns

Where are the flies???


41 posted on 05/13/2012 8:04:00 PM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: Future Snake Eater
Who thought that cover was a good idea?

I think it's a genius idea!

42 posted on 05/13/2012 8:57:44 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: Future Snake Eater

THAT is funny!!!!!!!


43 posted on 05/13/2012 8:58:41 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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wonder how long, it'll be sold-out.
by white hut operatives?

44 posted on 05/13/2012 9:17:28 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA. DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; different flie$". :^)
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Boy, is Joe Biden ever in trouble now!

How’s your hand, PJ? Thanks for putting out the DUFUs in spite of that. I know it can’t be easy.


45 posted on 05/13/2012 9:20:54 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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>> “Obama is angry because he wants his halo to be beige, not rainbow colored.” <<

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Naah, he wants it to be a Red Crescent!
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46 posted on 05/13/2012 9:30:07 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they were.)
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What the hell should we call that thing over his head? A gaylo?


47 posted on 05/14/2012 5:23:27 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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I love how the left is celebrating “the President’s evolutioin of thinking” about a subject that if it were natural would have been evolved out of existence....


48 posted on 05/14/2012 8:29:46 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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Disturbing...but nicely done.


49 posted on 05/14/2012 9:11:36 AM PDT by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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My thought is that the Newsweek folks and many other media liberals live in an insulated bubble which prevents them from seeing the damage that cover can do to the Bamster.


50 posted on 05/14/2012 9:16:55 AM PDT by Peet (Everything has an end -- only the sausage has two.)
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