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Planned Parenthood Wishes You a “Happy Masturbation Month”…
Weasel Zippers ^ | 5/20/12 | ZIP

Posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Masturbation has its own month?


(Excerpt) Read more at weaselzippers.us ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: culturewar; napl; onanism; plannedparenthood; sexpositiveagenda
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To: Slings and Arrows

Only a month?
I better get started!


21 posted on 05/20/2012 11:05:14 PM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought the name of that organization was Planned PARENTHOOD?


22 posted on 05/20/2012 11:09:48 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

Ah, sweet irony...


23 posted on 05/20/2012 11:10:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mylife

Nothing like having nosey leftist perverts with their noses in everyone’s pants.


24 posted on 05/20/2012 11:15:46 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: BigCinBigD

Only a month?
I better get started!

........

Yep. Got some lost time to make up for. I wish they would notify us of these things beforehand. Oh well, off we go...


25 posted on 05/20/2012 11:15:54 PM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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To: SaraJohnson

They are obsessed with sex.


26 posted on 05/20/2012 11:19:50 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Turning Japanese
27 posted on 05/20/2012 11:32:59 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

They are obsessed with other people’s sex and especially teenagers’ and college students’ sex.


28 posted on 05/20/2012 11:33:17 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson

Let’s face it, they’re obsessed!


29 posted on 05/20/2012 11:34:20 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Stoat

Welp...it shouldn’t be pulled, so to speak.

This has been going on since the 90s.

It’s like tradition, or something.


30 posted on 05/20/2012 11:45:11 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

It chaps me when they pull things.


31 posted on 05/21/2012 12:02:38 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The founder of Planned Parenthood said, "Colored people are like human weeds and are to be exterminated."
32 posted on 05/21/2012 12:23:18 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: dixiechick2000

I’m reasonably certain it’s been going on a lot longer than the 90’s...

...oh, you mean the month!


33 posted on 05/21/2012 12:27:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I need info on the subject?
34 posted on 05/21/2012 12:42:28 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Where was this info back when I was 16???


35 posted on 05/21/2012 12:43:01 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: unkus

Good God no! Have you no decency at all!!


36 posted on 05/21/2012 12:43:58 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Somebody better tell the mil guys its OK for a month...


37 posted on 05/21/2012 12:46:25 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: a fool in paradise; Lazamataz

16 whole posts before a laz ping....

Maybe the new klowns at TBL are right....we are slipping


38 posted on 05/21/2012 12:49:53 AM PDT by wardaddy (the GOP are cowards)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Reminds me of a line of the old Leisure Suit Larry game where you type in text and get a response. Being a 12 year old kid, I thought of everything I could.

Type in "Jerk off"...."Larry, the whole point of this game is to stop doing that!" (or something on that line)

On a similar note, type in "F--- You"...."Same to you, buddy!"

39 posted on 05/21/2012 12:52:00 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, at least there’s one thing Planned Parenthood supports that involves a happy ending.


40 posted on 05/21/2012 12:55:23 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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