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DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-12 (R-E-S-P-E-C-T: "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/16/2012 1:10:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Barack Obama is the Rodney Dangerfield of American presidents. He don't get no respect. And it's all because he's black. No, not Rodney Dangerfield, silly. Barack Obama. You know, Our President.

Those eeevil white racist Republicans can't stand having a Black Man in the White House. This is what is driving their white-hot hatred toward Our President. It is the sole reason.

NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification. The broadsides exchanged between Jefferson and Adams partisans? Child's play. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy? Well loved, even by their assassins. Hoover, FDR? The Great Depression brought forth Great Expressions of love and support for both men. Nixon, Reagan, the Bushes? Universal love, praise, and respect from all Democrats everywhere.

But THIS Man, Our President, Barack Obama--he must endure the outrageous slings and arrows of outrageous outrage, simply because he is black. It is not because of his policies. It is not because of his performance. No, it is pure pigment-based persecution.

And this utter disrespect has the DUmmies all hot and bothered, as we see in this THREAD, "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President."

But before we get to the DUmmies, let's hear from The King of Soul himself, Barack Obama, singing the disrespect blues in this lamentation/demand . . .

R-E-S-P-E-C-T (When You Bow Low)
Tune: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

What I want (oo)
Baby, you oughta (oo)
What I need (oo)
Do you know that you oughta (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a total respect when you bow low (just a little bow)
Hey, baby (just a little bow)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Mister (just a little bow)

I ain't gonna do you wrong
While you bow
Ain't gonna do you wrong
But I ain't vowin'
All I'm askin'
Is for a total respect when you bow low (just a little bow)
Baby (just a little bow)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Yeah (just a little bow)

You're about to see me
Barack Almighty
And all I'm askin'
In return, whitey
Is to give me
My propers when you bow low (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah, baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Yeah (just a little bow)

Ooo, your disses
Bitter though funny
But guess what?
I'll take your money
All I want you to do for me
Is give it to me when you bow low (re, re, re, re)
Yeah, baby (re, re, re, re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bow)
When you bow low, now (just a little bow)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to show
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
To me, BHO

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me . . .)
A total respect (sock it to me, sock it to me . . .)
Whoa, babe (just a little bow)
A total respect (just a little bow)
I get tired (just a little bow)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bow)
You're runnin' out of fools (just a little bow)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bow)
Respect (re, re, re, re)
When you bow low (re, re, re, re)
Or you might wake up (respect, just a little bow)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bow) . . .

Now on to the umbrage and high DUdgeon of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik R-E-D, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, showing the same respect toward Captain Kenyaroo that they did toward Chimpy McBushitler, is in the [Barackets]:

I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President

[I'm tired of this President, how about that?]

The core of this is utter racism...

[That's it! There can be no other explanation!]

Same here. I want complete condemnation for this outrage today. This is the last straw.

[The last straw, I tell you! This was the straw that broke the DUmmies' back and raised their hackles and stirred their drink!]

What happened?

[A reporter dared to ask King Obama a question before he walked off. What an outrage!]

it is rare that i come to DU and find so much written about something i have no idea what it is!

[It is routine that I come to DUmmieland and find so much written by people who have no idea what they're talking about.]

And had the gall to yell as Obama left, 'why do you favor foreigners over Americans?'

[All of gall is divided into Tea Parties.]

GOPiggery.

[Pigment Piggery. It's Rethuggery Summer.]

Yes, I'm sure if Biden was President he would be treated with the utmost respect and deference by the Republicans. . . .

[You mean Ol' Plugs? The Human Gaffe Machine? Hardscrabble Joe? Sure, he's white. We'd never show him any disrespect.]

just like Bill Clinton was. Oops, my bad, they impeached him.

[Nonsense! The First White Black President was just peachy-keen to his impeachers! He was white, you know.]

They may have hated him, but they did at least acknowledge him as president. Not so with Obama. They are constantly trying to argue that he is not legitimately president because he's just not supposed to be in their racist world.

[Let's see, I seem to recall some folks who were saying that BUSH was not legitimately president, and they refused to acknowledge him as such. I wonder who that might have been. . . .]

The GOP "gets off" on this kind of thing.

[The DUmmies "get off" on claiming that the Rethuglicans "get off" on this sort of thing.]

They are egging for a "race war" of ANY type. But Obama won't give it to them.

[The whites are egging for it.]

This is where the Democratic Party and the Congress needs to stand up for their President. Their failure to do anything of the sort is why Democrats are like Charlie Brown getting the football snatched away.

[Hey, you must read the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Isn't the reporter from another country? Is he a citizen?

[Check his birth certificate!]

Finding it really hard to get outraged about this. . . . an interruption to a speech seems like pretty small beer.

[The reporter acted stupidly. Hey, let's have a beer summit!]

It could be racism, but I believe it is mainly a matter of them having conflicting politics from the president.

[Congratulations, DUmmie Jamaal510! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

You cannot look at the treatment of Barack Obama by the opposition, and then tell me there is no race issue to it. . . . The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that. . . .

[Two words: Chimpy. McBushitler.]

No, the treatment Obama has won - from "That one!" to "YOU LIE!" to the birther bullsh*t, to his portrayal as a chimpanzee and a witch doctor during the health care stuff, the constant attempts to paint his bland, moderate ass as a "radical," all the way up to this latest disrespect... it's about his f***ing RACE.

[FUnnie, I could give you 16 trillion reasons NOT related to race.]

every single one of those @ssholes would call him "boy" if they didn't think someone might slug them for it.

[Can we slug you for calling us "@ssholes"?]

even a sizable chunk of the 'Progressive' community talks about him like he's a damned busboy.

[He's an under-the-bus-boy.]

add to the fact that he is black. and the repugs think they own the white house and congers , along w the state houses . we intrruped their supposed right of assencion with a democratic pres. they ae upset and want it back.

[Don't intrrup our assencion! We ae upset! We want white house and congers back!]

The continued disrespect to our President breaks my heart. B*st*rds.

[Poor Our President! How dare they!]

They're so toxic and so despicable and full of hate. . . . They've clearly shown themselves to be a rabid pack of hyenas. . . . They can't get away with this. The only people who condone this behavior are just as sick and pathetic as they.

[Irony Alert! Irony Alert!]

our President handled this atrocious conduct with grace and an innate dignity, as always, leaving the seething repukes with rotten egg on their faces!!

[The yolk's on them!]

when there are plenty of substantive policy issues to nail them on and we resort to the "you hate him cause he's black argument", we look abt as unintelligent as them.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Little bush didn't get any respect at all.

[Ssshhh! Quiet!! Don't bring that up!!]

Obama, racism? Not sure. He did get elected.

[Don't confuse us with facts!]

I showed ZERO respect for Reagan, and Both Bushes. . . .

[Diogenes, stop your search! We have found an honest DUmmie!]

I don't have much respect for President Obama because he capitulates time and time again and refuses to fight. . . .

[RACIST!]


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To: Boogieman; Charles Henrickson

“Lesbians Against Bush” was FUnnier


61 posted on 06/17/2012 7:48:57 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix

A Happy Father’s Day to all. Here’s a story for you on Father’s Day...

A Scotsman had been marooned on an island for years. One afternoon, he awoke from his nap to take a walk on the cliffs bordering a small bay. Down in the bay, he spied a series of bubbles coming up frequently from the water, so walked down to the water’s edge to check it out. Only to find a young, auburn haired lady snorkeling in the water.

She saw the Scotsman, all the worse for wear, with a large, unkempt beard, and said “Hello sir, have you been here long?” He replied “Well, lassie, about a dozen years or more. She said “Have you had a smoke lately?” He said “No, lassie, it must be 12-14 years or more.”

She pulled down the zipper on her wet suit to beneath her breast, reached in to her left side and pulled out a pack of Dunhills, giving him one with a lighter. He lit up, took a long pull on the cigarette, and said “My, lassie, that’s pure heaven.”

She slid her zipper down a little further, then asked “Have you had a sip of Scotch Whisky lately?” He said “No, lassie, I can’t recall when I’ve had one”.

She reached inside her right side and gave him a silver flask saying “That’s 18 year old Macallan Single Malt.” He took the flask, smelled the fine bouquet, and took a long sip. He said “Oh my, lassie, that is sure a wonderful pleasure. It reminds me of my youthful adventures.”

She pulled her zipper all the way down to her naval, and asked “When was the last time you played around?” He replied “Glory be, lassie, don’t tell me ya got a set a golf clubs in thar?”

Went to the Rochelle Golf & Steakhouse for their BBQ brunch. Brats, chicken breast, pork chop or hamburger, with baked beans, cole slaw, potato salad & macaroni salad with all the trimmings, all for $5.95. Can’t eat at home for that, plus the food was great. Came home, enjoyed an Ashton VSG maduro along with one of those Wild Turkeys that inhabit my kitchen cabinet, now we’re waiting for the US Open to start, and our son & granddaughter to call later. I just might catch a couple more turkeys before the day is done.

Happy Father’s Day to all...


62 posted on 06/17/2012 1:15:33 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

After 8 years of coordinated hate from the media, Hollywood, academia, and other useful idiots they can all collectively kiss every square inch of my arse.


63 posted on 06/17/2012 4:22:26 PM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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To: erod

“...they can all collectively kiss every square inch of my arse.” In that bunch you will have many enthusiastic volunteers.


64 posted on 06/17/2012 10:21:57 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are clueless. I have to ask them what they think of Clarence Thomas, Allen West and Herman Cain. I guess these fine men don’t count as Black Americans.


65 posted on 06/17/2012 10:39:17 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It is not disrespect, it is PATRIOTISM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0


66 posted on 06/18/2012 7:11:26 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
They may have hated him, but they did at least acknowledge him as president. Not so with Obama. They are constantly trying to argue that he is not legitimately president because he's just not supposed to be in their racist world.

i love these LIBS... they love to call us racists... [Let's see, I seem to recall some folks who were saying that BUSH was not legitimately president, and they refused to acknowledge him as such. I wonder who that might have been. . . .]

67 posted on 06/19/2012 4:24:47 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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