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DUmmie FUnnies 06-16-12 (R-E-S-P-E-C-T: "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/16/2012 1:10:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Barack Obama is the Rodney Dangerfield of American presidents. He don't get no respect. And it's all because he's black. No, not Rodney Dangerfield, silly. Barack Obama. You know, Our President.

Those eeevil white racist Republicans can't stand having a Black Man in the White House. This is what is driving their white-hot hatred toward Our President. It is the sole reason.

NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification. The broadsides exchanged between Jefferson and Adams partisans? Child's play. Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, Kennedy? Well loved, even by their assassins. Hoover, FDR? The Great Depression brought forth Great Expressions of love and support for both men. Nixon, Reagan, the Bushes? Universal love, praise, and respect from all Democrats everywhere.

But THIS Man, Our President, Barack Obama--he must endure the outrageous slings and arrows of outrageous outrage, simply because he is black. It is not because of his policies. It is not because of his performance. No, it is pure pigment-based persecution.

And this utter disrespect has the DUmmies all hot and bothered, as we see in this THREAD, "I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President."

But before we get to the DUmmies, let's hear from The King of Soul himself, Barack Obama, singing the disrespect blues in this lamentation/demand . . .

R-E-S-P-E-C-T (When You Bow Low)
Tune: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

What I want (oo)
Baby, you oughta (oo)
What I need (oo)
Do you know that you oughta (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a total respect when you bow low (just a little bow)
Hey, baby (just a little bow)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Mister (just a little bow)

I ain't gonna do you wrong
While you bow
Ain't gonna do you wrong
But I ain't vowin'
All I'm askin'
Is for a total respect when you bow low (just a little bow)
Baby (just a little bow)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Yeah (just a little bow)

You're about to see me
Barack Almighty
And all I'm askin'
In return, whitey
Is to give me
My propers when you bow low (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah, baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you bow low (just a little bow)
Yeah (just a little bow)

Ooo, your disses
Bitter though funny
But guess what?
I'll take your money
All I want you to do for me
Is give it to me when you bow low (re, re, re, re)
Yeah, baby (re, re, re, re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bow)
When you bow low, now (just a little bow)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to show
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
To me, BHO

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me . . .)
A total respect (sock it to me, sock it to me . . .)
Whoa, babe (just a little bow)
A total respect (just a little bow)
I get tired (just a little bow)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bow)
You're runnin' out of fools (just a little bow)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bow)
Respect (re, re, re, re)
When you bow low (re, re, re, re)
Or you might wake up (respect, just a little bow)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bow) . . .

Now on to the umbrage and high DUdgeon of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik R-E-D, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, showing the same respect toward Captain Kenyaroo that they did toward Chimpy McBushitler, is in the [Barackets]:

I'm tired of the lack of respect shown to the President

[I'm tired of this President, how about that?]

The core of this is utter racism...

[That's it! There can be no other explanation!]

Same here. I want complete condemnation for this outrage today. This is the last straw.

[The last straw, I tell you! This was the straw that broke the DUmmies' back and raised their hackles and stirred their drink!]

What happened?

[A reporter dared to ask King Obama a question before he walked off. What an outrage!]

it is rare that i come to DU and find so much written about something i have no idea what it is!

[It is routine that I come to DUmmieland and find so much written by people who have no idea what they're talking about.]

And had the gall to yell as Obama left, 'why do you favor foreigners over Americans?'

[All of gall is divided into Tea Parties.]

GOPiggery.

[Pigment Piggery. It's Rethuggery Summer.]

Yes, I'm sure if Biden was President he would be treated with the utmost respect and deference by the Republicans. . . .

[You mean Ol' Plugs? The Human Gaffe Machine? Hardscrabble Joe? Sure, he's white. We'd never show him any disrespect.]

just like Bill Clinton was. Oops, my bad, they impeached him.

[Nonsense! The First White Black President was just peachy-keen to his impeachers! He was white, you know.]

They may have hated him, but they did at least acknowledge him as president. Not so with Obama. They are constantly trying to argue that he is not legitimately president because he's just not supposed to be in their racist world.

[Let's see, I seem to recall some folks who were saying that BUSH was not legitimately president, and they refused to acknowledge him as such. I wonder who that might have been. . . .]

The GOP "gets off" on this kind of thing.

[The DUmmies "get off" on claiming that the Rethuglicans "get off" on this sort of thing.]

They are egging for a "race war" of ANY type. But Obama won't give it to them.

[The whites are egging for it.]

This is where the Democratic Party and the Congress needs to stand up for their President. Their failure to do anything of the sort is why Democrats are like Charlie Brown getting the football snatched away.

[Hey, you must read the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Isn't the reporter from another country? Is he a citizen?

[Check his birth certificate!]

Finding it really hard to get outraged about this. . . . an interruption to a speech seems like pretty small beer.

[The reporter acted stupidly. Hey, let's have a beer summit!]

It could be racism, but I believe it is mainly a matter of them having conflicting politics from the president.

[Congratulations, DUmmie Jamaal510! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

You cannot look at the treatment of Barack Obama by the opposition, and then tell me there is no race issue to it. . . . The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that. . . .

[Two words: Chimpy. McBushitler.]

No, the treatment Obama has won - from "That one!" to "YOU LIE!" to the birther bullsh*t, to his portrayal as a chimpanzee and a witch doctor during the health care stuff, the constant attempts to paint his bland, moderate ass as a "radical," all the way up to this latest disrespect... it's about his f***ing RACE.

[FUnnie, I could give you 16 trillion reasons NOT related to race.]

every single one of those @ssholes would call him "boy" if they didn't think someone might slug them for it.

[Can we slug you for calling us "@ssholes"?]

even a sizable chunk of the 'Progressive' community talks about him like he's a damned busboy.

[He's an under-the-bus-boy.]

add to the fact that he is black. and the repugs think they own the white house and congers , along w the state houses . we intrruped their supposed right of assencion with a democratic pres. they ae upset and want it back.

[Don't intrrup our assencion! We ae upset! We want white house and congers back!]

The continued disrespect to our President breaks my heart. B*st*rds.

[Poor Our President! How dare they!]

They're so toxic and so despicable and full of hate. . . . They've clearly shown themselves to be a rabid pack of hyenas. . . . They can't get away with this. The only people who condone this behavior are just as sick and pathetic as they.

[Irony Alert! Irony Alert!]

our President handled this atrocious conduct with grace and an innate dignity, as always, leaving the seething repukes with rotten egg on their faces!!

[The yolk's on them!]

when there are plenty of substantive policy issues to nail them on and we resort to the "you hate him cause he's black argument", we look abt as unintelligent as them.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Little bush didn't get any respect at all.

[Ssshhh! Quiet!! Don't bring that up!!]

Obama, racism? Not sure. He did get elected.

[Don't confuse us with facts!]

I showed ZERO respect for Reagan, and Both Bushes. . . .

[Diogenes, stop your search! We have found an honest DUmmie!]

I don't have much respect for President Obama because he capitulates time and time again and refuses to fight. . . .

[RACIST!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama; respect
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1 posted on 06/16/2012 1:10:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

First??


2 posted on 06/16/2012 1:11:50 PM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (http://www.honorflight.org)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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3 posted on 06/16/2012 1:13:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Spirit of Liberty
I am tired of the disrespect of the people by demcorats.
4 posted on 06/16/2012 1:13:38 PM PDT by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


5 posted on 06/16/2012 1:14:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Two words: Chimpy. McBushitler.

I was kind of partial to Chimpus Kahn. It was at least semi creative.
6 posted on 06/16/2012 1:17:55 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10?


7 posted on 06/16/2012 1:19:40 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Rodney was projecting Obama, even before Obama came on stage...

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

8 posted on 06/16/2012 1:22:00 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
The GOP "gets off" on this kind of thing.

Bull****! AMERICANS "get off" on this kind of thing. (Asking a truthful question.) The GOP just stands around wringing its hands and hoping no one blames them for it.

9 posted on 06/16/2012 1:22:10 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Free Stuff or Freedom! You Decide 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
listen stooopid, the boy gets as much respect as you showed Bush...
11 posted on 06/16/2012 1:23:28 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that. . . .

Mugawd, where do I begin?

Shrub
Chimp
Chimpy McHitler
BushCo
Bush is a Nazi
Bush is a cokehead
Bush is a drunk

Not to mention Bush being hung in effigy
Palin being hung in effigy
"Darth" Cheney
"Geezer and Gidget"

And those are just since 2000...

12 posted on 06/16/2012 1:27:30 PM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, quick, let’s pull out that racist constitution that Obama’s ignoring...


13 posted on 06/16/2012 1:28:11 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a coincidence! I’m tired of listening to Barry blame everything bad that has ever happened on the planet on President Bush. Barry is a whining crybaby and he can KMA. I’m not going to kiss his.


14 posted on 06/16/2012 1:29:01 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Free Stuff or Freedom! You Decide 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here is my respect.....

FUBO!

HAPPY NOW?


15 posted on 06/16/2012 1:31:03 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

To be brutally honest, I don’t think DU has any members over 25 yo!

Just reading their writings is proof.

Besides...

Respect is earned, not deserved!


16 posted on 06/16/2012 1:36:42 PM PDT by Randy Larsen (I hate pragmatists!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
> They are egging for a "race war" of ANY type. But Obama won't give it to them.

> [The whites are egging for it.]

The yolk's on them.

17 posted on 06/16/2012 1:37:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If they think that obozo is being disrespected for ANY reason other than his policies they are even more stupid than I thought they were.

Didn't Republicans get behind Clarence Thomas? He is much blacker than obozo and we welcomed him!

Dumb blind and stupid is no way to go through life DUmmies.

18 posted on 06/16/2012 1:37:59 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Charles Henrickson

Respect and disrespect! They are both earned...neither demanded and nor proscribed (respectively).


19 posted on 06/16/2012 1:43:41 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Sow the wind...reap the whirlwind!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obambie ain’t no Rodney


20 posted on 06/16/2012 1:49:47 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Free the Zimmermans. . . end this political, racist travesty of a "prosecution")
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To: Charles Henrickson

When Baby Doc Baraq earns my respect, he will get it.


21 posted on 06/16/2012 2:01:41 PM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The core of this is utter racism...

[That's it! There can be no other explanation!]

There is, however, an utter explanation...

22 posted on 06/16/2012 2:04:52 PM PDT by mikrofon (Utter Politics)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just out of curiosity, have you ever seen any indication that ‘they’ read the Dummie Funnies threads, and any reaction?


23 posted on 06/16/2012 2:12:02 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that

While they fist-pump watching "Game of Thrones"...

24 posted on 06/16/2012 2:12:31 PM PDT by mikrofon (Head Cases)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Remember those anti-drug commericals from the 80s where the dad yells at his son asking him where he learned to do drugs? The son's reply was, From you, I learned it from watching you!

That's how I see these dem whiners. They set the standard for the discourse for the 8 years of President Bush. Frankly, we are giving a lot more respect to Obama than they gave to Bush.

They set the standard of discourse, they need to deal with it.

One other thing, what does that say about how they really feel about Obama? Instead of a big man who can take his lumps, they are treating him like a child or lesser being who needs to be coddled and protected. I can't remember who called it, but it is the soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

25 posted on 06/16/2012 2:17:15 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson
[All of gall is divided into Tea Parties.]

Et tu, DUute?

26 posted on 06/16/2012 2:20:35 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Charles Henrickson
I showed ZERO respect for Reagan, and Both Bushes

As does The One deserve-


27 posted on 06/16/2012 2:24:48 PM PDT by mikrofon (Emperor Baracus Zero Possumus Arugula)
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To: Charles Henrickson

28 posted on 06/16/2012 2:27:32 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: NoGrayZone

The only thing I can think of when I read this is....What a douche-bag......Sorry, President Douche-Bag – I don’t want to be accused of being disrespectful......


29 posted on 06/16/2012 2:28:54 PM PDT by geege
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To: geege

Il Douchebag


30 posted on 06/16/2012 2:31:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Mussolooni.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

31 posted on 06/16/2012 2:33:18 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obama gets no respect from Pubbies??? Let me see...what were the politics of the people who created SmirkingChimp (i.e. G.W. Bush).com? Hmmmm.... who could that have been? I’m stumped...can someone help me out?


32 posted on 06/16/2012 2:37:56 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Old Sarge

Not to mention lib playwrights and authors writing works with Bush being murdered as the theme.


33 posted on 06/16/2012 2:40:14 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: Charles Henrickson

The guy’s an Anti-American, Marxist, Muslim, a fascist dictator at heart who wants brings an end to our country’s sovereignty, economic power, and greatness.

However bad he is disrespected, it is more respect than he deserves.


34 posted on 06/16/2012 2:45:18 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: mnehring

bttt


35 posted on 06/16/2012 2:50:28 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just like their Lord and Master when facing a losing strategery, the Øbamunites choose to double-down on whatever ain’t working.

“leave my Øbozo alone!”


36 posted on 06/16/2012 3:01:14 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I remember the Bush-Monkey pictures. This not new. Funny how quickly they forget when they want to.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushmonkey1.htm

Just google “Bush Monkey Picture”

38 posted on 06/16/2012 3:38:42 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: Spirit of Liberty

NEVER BEFORE has a President suffered this kind of vilification.

Was this author asleep for 8 years? Good grief!!!!!!


39 posted on 06/16/2012 4:11:00 PM PDT by Joan Kerrey
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To: Slings and Arrows

“The yolk’s on them.”

==

:-)

.


40 posted on 06/16/2012 4:14:01 PM PDT by Mears
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To: A_Former_Democrat

Agreed. I always liked and respected RD.


41 posted on 06/16/2012 4:15:06 PM PDT by doggieboy
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To: Charles Henrickson

They’re so toxic and so despicable and full of hate. . . . They’ve clearly shown themselves to be a rabid pack of hyenas. . . . They can’t get away with this. The only people who condone this behavior are just as sick and pathetic as they.


Is this an example of “projection?”


42 posted on 06/16/2012 4:17:55 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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To: Charles Henrickson
I agree with the Dummies. No president has ever had such disrespect from his opponents.

Ever.../s

43 posted on 06/16/2012 4:21:58 PM PDT by Half Vast Conspiracy (I made a prank call...pretended I was a mime.)
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To: Mears

I had to.


44 posted on 06/16/2012 4:31:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

45 posted on 06/16/2012 4:49:18 PM PDT by CodeToad (Homosexuals are homophobes. They insist on being called 'gay' instead.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
It could be racism, but I believe it is mainly a matter of them having conflicting politics from the president.

[Congratulations, DUmmie Jamaal510! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

Not that much clarity in the DUmp, so gotta give credit!

46 posted on 06/16/2012 5:48:37 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: cripplecreek; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
I was kind of partial to Chimpus Kahn. It was at least semi creative.

Our great Chimpus Kahn would approve this statement.....

47 posted on 06/16/2012 5:51:40 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Diogenes, stop your search! We have found an honest DUmmie!]

Isn't that...like...an oxymoron? :)

48 posted on 06/16/2012 5:56:05 PM PDT by LUV W (Never forget...WE have THEM surrounded! ~ Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Democrats have never treated a Republican like that. . . .

[Two words: Chimpy. McBushitler.]

The Democrats have treated all Republicans like that, if not worse. Please tell me these people are not REAL.

49 posted on 06/16/2012 6:12:51 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Riley; Charles Henrickson
Just out of curiosity, have you ever seen any indication that ‘they’ read the Dummie Funnies threads, and any reaction?

I've wondered the same thing. Sometimes I think there are more [LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS] trying to out DUmmie the other DUmmies. These posters cannot be real, or they are so out of touch with reality.

50 posted on 06/16/2012 6:41:02 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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