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DHS Stocking up Ammo
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Aug 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/26/2012 4:13:29 PM PDT by John Semmens

This year the Department of Homeland Security has purchased a reported 750 million rounds of hollow-point bullets. To help put this in perspective, US troops fighting in Iraq used about 70 million rounds/year.

In an effort to quell apprehensions as to the intent of her agency, Secretary Janet Napolitano emphasized that “it is important that the government not be out-gunned by its enemies. We must have the firepower to suppress anyone who may rise against us.”

Napolitano also cited the lack of skill of the forces under her command compared to potential enemies. “The extra rounds are needed to offset the larger ratio of misses we anticipate may occur should we have to face opponents trained by the NRA or similarly able terrorist-related organizations.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/08/24/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-32/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; terror; tyranny

1 posted on 08/26/2012 4:13:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Satire or not, you prolly captured how the cow thinks privately..............


2 posted on 08/26/2012 4:17:12 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: John Semmens
Big Sis arming for the coup if Obama loses natch.
3 posted on 08/26/2012 4:23:40 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
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To: John Semmens
They could totally get away with having the NYPD order a few million rounds, and claim it was for six months of street patrol shootings.
4 posted on 08/26/2012 4:46:31 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: John Semmens

And didn’t the government used to look down on preppers and call them crazy only a couple of years back? So why are they now out-prepping us?


5 posted on 08/26/2012 4:48:16 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: John Semmens

The fact you said they were ordering “Hollow points” should tell you something.

They are NOT for use by the military. Steel jackets only per the Geneva Convention.


6 posted on 08/26/2012 5:26:03 PM PDT by pansgold
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To: John Semmens

Will this ammo be turned over to the UN when they invade the US?


7 posted on 08/26/2012 5:44:38 PM PDT by 353FMG (The US Constitution is only as good as those who enforce it.)
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To: John Semmens

I felt my blood pressure rising, then I looked up and saw it was you! Got me again. Another good one!


8 posted on 08/26/2012 5:51:42 PM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: sima_yi

Its for Obama’s Gestapo...


9 posted on 08/26/2012 7:04:45 PM PDT by Schwaeky (The Republic--Shall be reorganized into the first American EMPIRE, for a safe and secure Society!)
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To: John Semmens

Another good one John.


10 posted on 08/26/2012 8:01:09 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: pansgold

Hague.
Geneva is about valid military targets.


11 posted on 08/29/2012 9:40:53 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

You’re right. I stand corrected. It was the Hague convention.

Thanks.


12 posted on 08/29/2012 9:54:35 AM PDT by pansgold
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