Chris Matthews Unveils Photograph of Republican Racial Code Book

The Daily Rash ^ | 8/29/2012 | Mark Donahue

[mojito]

This afternoon on MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews, host Chris Matthews revealed a photograph of what he claims is the book that contains Republican racial code words. The photograph shows an old and worn leather bound book that appears to have several hundred pages. Matthews said the photograph was sent to him by a former Bain investor who told him the book pictured is the one that Republicans, including presidential candidate Mitt Romney, have used as a source for racial coding since the Reagan era.

After showing the photograph Matthews exploded with emotion.

“We now have the proof that exposes Mitt Romney and the Republican party for what they really are, a bunch of rich white guys who use coded language to tell the American people that Barack Obama is a black man. In this day and age, how is something like this possible?”

Matthews looked at the photo of the book with disgust.

[....]

“I want to welcome my all-star panel tonight: Washington Post’s African American columnist Eugene Robinson, Salon editor Joan Walsh and NBC political director Chuck Todd. Let’s play hardball!”

[....]

CHUCK TODD: How do the code words work?

CHRIS MATTHEWS: How do they work? Racists hear a certain word being used and they understand the speaker is referring to our black president in a derogatory way.

CHUCK TODD: But how do they know the code words?

JOAN WALSH: They all have a copy of the book....

[mojito]

First rule about the book is don't talk about the book.

[bigbob]

Tingly-leg Matthews is pwned by some 15-year old kid with photoahop..but like Agent Mulder, he wants to believe...

[Oztrich Boy]

Satire?

[factoryrat]

That's the necronomichron pissy chrissy, get it straight.

[Psalm 144]

Why in the world would such an ephemeral document be leather bound and worn?!?

Asinine. The GOP is scoundrels, but these are not the scoundrels you are looking for.

[mojito]

I have a copy of the book, but just so I can understand what evil Republicans are saying.

You should get a copy, if you don’t have one. Maybe Jim Thompson will loan you his. I’m pretty sure he has one.

[kenavi]

Subtitle is "To Serve Mankind".

{It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!}

[JimSEA]

All the news that’s unfit to print. Okay

[tapatio]

Satire?

Yes

[RightGeek]

I hope no one showed Tingles the secret handshake!

[Lazamataz]

Every now and again, like this time, you might miss an idea before it is used by someone else.

You're pretty sharp, though, so you don't miss many of them. :)

[lurk]

This has to be satire. Chris is nuts, but this is...nuts.

[Psalm 144]

“That’s the necronomichron pissy chrissy, get it straight.”

That is more credible. Did the leather cover twitch and shudder? If not, it may just be Bill Clinton’s BIG Little Black Book, or Matthews’ own deluxe travel guide to DC bath houses and other leg tingling establishments.

[GoCards]

is this a joke?

[GoCards]

is this a joke?

[Psalm 144]

Meh, BS satire. I hate that crap. False alarm.

[Psalm 144]

is this a joke?

***********

Yes.

[Cyber Liberty]

You have to give John a break on this one. With RNC week, the liberal talking heads make for an extremely target-rich environment....

[davius]

"I hope no one showed Tingles the secret handshake!"

Ummmm...that isn't a hand he's shaking.

[AngelesCrestHighway]