Posted on 08/29/2012 4:11:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
By all accounts, Ann Romney gave a terrific speech last night. Well, maybe not by ALL accounts. It did not go over too well in DUmmieland. While Ann was speaking about love, the feeling was not exactly mutual. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Aviation Pro, the elegantly titled "F*** Off...." Of course, the original has the letters instead of the asterisks. In fact, you may want to track the number of asterisks in this DUFU. It may set a record.
So let us monitor the DUmmie F*** Off Focus Group, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Butch Maddow and MSDNC will continue their racist policy of not showing minority Republican speakers, is in the [brackets]:
F*** Off....
[DUmmie Aviation Pro, to whom are you addressing this request? Please tell us.]
...Horsey Wife™
["Horsey Wife"--now who could that be? Sarah Jessica Parker? No, I know! You are referring to Ann Romney, who happens to own a horse! Oh, that's so clever!]
you have a fake f***ing marriage that is unknown to 99.999998% of the married couples who struggle on a daily basis to make ends meet and to raise their children under circumstances that literally tear them down and often tear them apart.
[Apparently Ann is part of the 0.000002% who have never had any struggles. I guess helping your husband as he works his way up, raising a bunch of kids, getting MS and breast cancer--those don't count as real struggles to DUmmie Aviation Pro.]
You are a f***ing byproduct of being in the right place at the right f***ing time to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™ and nothing more as the unrelatable, 'kept' wifey that you are.
[Not only is Ann Romney "Horsey Wife," she is also "Kept Wifey." How about "Corporation Wife"? You want to throw that in there too, like Juan Williams did? Now remind me: Which party is it that has the War on Women?]
As for the Sons of Cowardice™ screaming on a rainy night, try finding an emergency room at three-o-f***ing-clock in the f***ing morning because your son is running a fever of 105° and you're scared to f***ing death that he might go into shock on the 30 mile drive to the hospital as you try and calm his hysterical sister at the same time.
[I think we are now up to eight (8) "F" words in these first couple sentences.]
YOU PEOPLE F***ING DISGUST ME WITH YOUR LIES AND FALSEHOODS, YOU F***ING WALKING WAD OF USED SH*T PAPER
[I take it you didn't like the speech.]
After the President buries your f***ing Stiff I suggest you roll up your f***ing extended brood and sail off to whatever island rock you choose to buy where you can live out your f***ing life eating f***ing cake.
[This from a guy who undoubtedly supported Thurston Kerry III and Lovey in 2004.]
Go f*** yourself, you f***ing asshat. Oh, wait, you did last night.
[Sixteen "F" words and one "Sh*t" in six sentences. You get the gold medal in the F***athlon, Aviation Pro. You should be proud of yourself. Now let's hear from your colleagues . . .]
A worthy rant!
[We are not worthy!]
Hear Hear!!
[Hear the "F" words!]
Wow.
[Unlike Ann Romney, Aviation Pro is getting rave reviews!]
F***in' A!
[Listen, DUmmie Lint Head, you CANNOT keep up with Aviation Pro in the profanity department! He is a Profanation Pro!]
I think you have been unforgivably polite.
[Needs more "F" words!]
BraVO!!! There should be a "standing ovation" emoticon.
[The plaudits keep pouring in!]
An outstanding DU moment!
[It was DUmmie Discourse at its finest! (DUmmie Diss-curse?)]
This is a deservedly, proper reaction to the shite in the big fat MF, goprick, club for LIARS.
[DUmmie Cha approves this message.]
REALLY? THIS thread is a great DU moment and worthy of being recommended?
[DUmmie renie408, you sound like you have some doubts. Do go on . . .]
Cause, personally, it looks to me like something a sixth grader would write.
[Oh, please, you give Aviation Pro too much credit! Maybe a sixth-grader with Tourette's Syndrome, I suppose, but. . . .]
Maybe I am just not cool enough or something, but the ability to say the word F*** repeatedly with zero actual content doesn't exactly highlight our superiority over our opponents. . . . THIS crap is just fine? Yeah, I know this makes me proud to be a member here.
[DUmmie renie408, I hereby award you today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity™. Congratulations! And prepare for tombstoning.]
I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."
[DUmmie oldhippie, I perceive that you are a prophet.]
And who really cares what those f***ing @sswipes think? Not me.
[We gather that, Bloviation Pro.]
You seem angry.
[Democratic Understatement.]
there's something about Ann's face that repulses me.
[She's a Repulsican.]
She is pathetic and cruel.
[Irony Alert!]
F*** off.
[DUmmie TheDonkey joins in the FUn and gives Ann what for!]
Love it.
[Love the hate! Love the War on Republican Women! Just love it!!]
After the President buries your f***ing Stiff I suggest you roll up your f***ing extended brood and sail off to whatever island rock you choose to buy where you can live out your f***ing life eating f***ing cake.
[This from a guy who undoubtedly supported Thurston Kerry III and Lovey in 2004.]
LOL... that is funny!!
I think you have been unforgivably polite.
[Needs more "F" words!]
Polite??? My Gosh!!
Cause, personally, it looks to me like something a sixth grader would write. [Oh, please, you give Aviation Pro too much credit! Maybe a sixth-grader with Tourette's Syndrome, I suppose, but. . . .]
LOL
I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."
No, it isn't hate speech it is NORMAL you you LIBERALS!!
[DUmmie oldhippie, I perceive that you are a prophet.]
Oldhippie, you are...and we are having FUN!!!
And who really cares what those f***ing @sswipes think? Not me.
Darn, I thought LIBERALS were nice people! I wanted to say nice things about you guys... lets see if I can...
You are hard working -- AVOIDING WORK!! [We gather that, Bloviation Pro.]
I Second that!!
These people need to take their ANTI-DEPRESSION MEDS. Or smoke weed!!! I guess they'll be calm next week.. and so clear headed, that their HERO the ZERO will give them the stars and the moon. (at TAXPAYERS EXPENSE!!)
I got the idea from one of your posts the other day. Thanx!
Well, kev, you are the ultimate arbiter of the PLTA, so I yield to your judgment. However, I do think Bloviation Pro should retain the gold medal in the F***athlon. He has passed the doping test and comes out as a Class-A Dope.
"Aviation Pro" works as a:
a. TSA groper
b. Luggage pilferer
c. Traffic nazi
d. Male stewardess
In regard to DUmmie Bloviation Pro, the “Pro” must be short for “Profanity.”
I’ll go off the board with:
e. unemployed stoner who plays Flight Sim on his mom’s computer.
“I’ll go off the board with:
e. unemployed stoner who plays Flight Sim on his mom’s computer.”
f. F***’n F******
Nah, a stoner would not be so angry.
Haters gonna hate!
a. TSA groper
b. Luggage pilferer
c. Traffic nazi
d. Male stewardess
All of the above, here's why.
Aviation Pro reported for his first day of work as airport rent-a-cop traffic nazi.(c) Given it was squeeze the eagle day, too few TSA gropers showed up for work; so a warm body was needed to wave people dressed in Halloween costumes through and hassle ordinary travelers.(a)
Aviation Pro quickly met his daily quota for handling people's junk. This so impressed J-Nap, Aviation Pro was field promoted to luggage inspector duties. While pilfering luggage Aviation Pro discovered and determined a suspicious dildo bomb look alike product which required further examination. (b)
While on one of fourteen breaks, Aviation Pro learned Jet Blue has a history of hiring loony employees, so tonight Aviation Pro filled out online Jet Blue employment application from mummy's basement. (d)
Cheers,
OLA
“Nah, a stoner would not be so angry.”
Maybe mommy flushed his stash.
This could be the subject of a thread in itself.
“What Makes a Stoner Angry?”
I swear, if these clowns ever get total control, we'll be riding on the boxcars to reeducation camp.
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