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DUmmie FUnnies 09-01-12 ("Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 1, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/01/2012 9:48:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

I think people should start to practice the words "President Romney."

What's Thicko up to these days? I mean, besides 350 pounds. What I mean to say is, What does leftist filmmaker Michael Moore think of the current presidential campaign? And what do his loyal followers, the denizens of the DUmp, make of Mike's take? Let's find out, shall we? To do so, we go to this THREAD, "Michael Moore: Romney will win in November," and this THREAD, "Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November."

So now let us see if the DUmmies still like Mike, in Bowling-for-Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, thinking Big Mike should start to practice the words "Ramen Noodles," is in the [brackets]:

Michael Moore: Romney will win in November

[Is Michael Moore bucking for a Kewpie Doll? Sorry, Mike, only registered DUmmies are eligible. And you must produce a photo ID.]

"To assume that the other side are just a bunch of ignoramuses who are supported by people who believe that Adam and Eve rode on dinosaurs 6,000 years ago is to completely misjudge the opposition."

[The ignoramuses would be those who believe that this world happened by chance and that man evolved from monkeys. Although, having seen the Occupy crowd, I may have to re-think that last part.]

Moore said he believes that if the election were conducted "American Idol"-style, and Americans were able to vote from their couches, Obama "would win hands down."

[The Sanjaya Effect. Did you hear that, Democrats? If you want Barack to win, take to your couches on November 6! Text in your vote! Or call, troll-free, 1-800-NICE-GUY. You can do it!]

[More from Moore . . .]

Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November

[I predict "Prescient Moore."]

"Mitt Romney is going to raise more money than Barack Obama. That should guarantee his victory."

["If you've got a victory, you didn't win that. Somebody's money made that happen."]

"I think people should start to practice the words 'President Romney.'"

[I agree, Mike, they should. OK, you there at MSDNC--yes, you Butch Maddow, and you, Lawrence of Insania--all of you, all together now: "Pre-si-dent Rom-ney." Good! Come on, Ed, you can do it! "President Romney." That's it, "Rom-ney." Practice, people, practice!]

[The DUmmies respond . . .]

I don't think that there's any reason to be sanguine, considering the things that are going on in Michigan, and Florida and Ohio. There is blatant vote-rigging going on. . . .

[The standard excuses for losing are being prepared.]

I respect Michael Moore. But he's being very defeatist.

[Michael Moore hasn't seen his feet since 1992. That's why he's de-feetist.]

I like him an all, but he whines too much. . . .

more and more people are beginning to notice that the Republicans have little to run on. . . .

[Maybe Moore is one of the people beginning to notice that Obama has NOTHING to run on.]

instead of curling up into a little ball and say "Oh poor pitiful me. Oh poor pitiful me. Oh poor pitiful me."

[Are you suggesting that Michael Moore is curling up into a little ball? How is that possible?]

There has already been a GOTV trial run for November. It happened in June during the WI recalls. OFA and many other national orgs were here.

[So a big effort. Let's see, and how did that go? I don't recall.]

Romney will need solutions for the debates. He's going to get his ass handed to him by President Obama. . . .

[How will the Teleprompter-in-Chief explain six trillion in new debt? . . . Anyone? . . . Anyone?]

and that little weasel, Ryan, will look like he has no business in the same room with VP Biden.

[Agreed. Uncle Joe will look like he belongs in a room with padded walls.]

I need a stiff drink with some herbs and spices.

[If you have enough alcohol and "herbs" and "spices," then who cares who wins or loses? Yeah, that's the ticket! C'mon, DUmmies, stock up on those herbs and spices!]

Once more Michael Moore is talking out of his ass.

[I think you're mistaking his face for his ass, which, I admit, is easily done.]

Moore wants Rmoney to win so he cam make more half-fictional movies about right-wingers.

[Hee! Hee! You may have something there. The only movie Mike has made since Obama won bombed big-time. Maybe he needs an eeevil villain to play against.]

Why do people keep saying that Michael Moore lies?

[Because he opens his mouth?]

OH MIKE!!! PLEASE you have been stuffing your fat face so much it's effecting your brain.

[Between lying and stuffing his fat face, Mike's mouth is always open.]

If I stuff my face I can effect my brain? I can bring about my brain by eating? This poses an interesting conundrum: if I don't have a brain, how can I eat? A brain is required to operate my ingestion mechanisms (jaw, salivary glands, swallow thingy), is it not? Yet you say a person can bring his or her brain into existence merely by stuffing his or her face.

[If you don't have a brain, how can you post? Yet it's done all the time in DUmmieland. Very affectively, I might add.]

MM just made my ignore list from now on.

[Oh, and no, that is NOT Nadin Brzezinski saying that.]

he is NOT making a definite prediction that Romney will win. He's saying that without enough excitement, enough turnout, by Dem voters and activists, Romney will win.

[In other words, he's saying that Romney will win.]

too many of us are 'meh'. . . .

[The thrill is gone. Obamassiah has become plain old Oba . . . meh.]

MM presented some excellent points. We don't have the fire in our belly. . . .

[MM has a vat of Häagen-Dazs in his belly.]

the more i listen to moore, the less i respect him.

[Less is Moore.]

He is an opinionated blob with limited insight, grand self interest and a borderline bully.

[A borderline bully with a boulder-size belly.]

This is so F***ED-UP it means one thing. The. Deal. Is. Done.

[So. Give. Up. Now.]

We don't need this right now, especially not from Michael Moore. He is depressing turnout. . . .

[I think Mike could depress Milwaukee if he sat on it.]

MM is a very charismatic figure. . . .

[I think the word you're looking for there is "aromatic."]

Go eat another hamburger Mike and STFU. . . .

[STUFF, then STFU.]

Yes, Romney might win. But that is no reason to quit.

[Oh, sure it is! Think of the herbs and spices!]

Lets not forget the Diebold voting machines.

[More herbs and spices, please!]

He has to be wrong, because if he isn't, we are going to go live in Great Britain where my husband's family are. I couldn't bear it.

[But they have the NHS there! Life is wonderful! Indeed, all you DUmmies could get on a boat--let's call it the Maydayflower--and sail back to the old country. Mike can provide the ballast. Alec Baldwin could play the captain. Put Roseanne Barr on the ship's bow. Let's sing! "Sailing, sailing. . . ."]

He is warning dems not to be so cocky. . . .

[Because the Rethugs are so Kochy.]

Michael Moore can go f*** himself.

[Actually, I don't think he can.]

And get the f*** out of the way. . . .

[Actually, I don't think he can.]

under the bus with him.

[See above.]

so yeah, under the bus with him, and back over his ass a few times. . . . F*** him and the Cadillac he rode in on. . . . F*** MM. . . . Screw MM and his stupid little ballcap. He can go dance off with his buddy Ralph Nader and they can go spoil someone else's fun. . . . He's a f***ing loser-scold. He hauled his ass up and jumped that shark. . . . So f*** Michael Moore. I don't give a sh*t what he has to say. . . . he is just a loudmouth doom-and-gloom whiner looking for self-aggrandizing publicity in a beat up ball cap. . . . I have no time for people who whine, cry and say "Waaaaaaah, the Democrats are going to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE." F*** Michael Moore. . . . So f*** Michael Moore.

[Not a fan, eh, DUmmie MADem?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; michaelmoore; moore; romney; thicko

"You expect me to fit under THAT?"


1 posted on 09/01/2012 9:48:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP??? Love these PM funnies...........


2 posted on 09/01/2012 9:50:29 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/01/2012 9:51:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Moore to come.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“and that little weasel, Ryan, will look like he has no business in the same room with VP Biden.”

I can’t wait for the shredding - ...err, the VP debates.


4 posted on 09/01/2012 10:07:25 PM PDT by One Name
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To: Charles Henrickson

For the first time in his pathetic life, the Cheetoh fumes have given way and MM has seen clearly that Barack Obama is a loser. Of course he is in deep denial and distress but pointing out the obvious, that Romney could really win this thing, drives the DUmmies bonkers.

Maybe he’ll make another film in 2013 about the grassroots liberals being at fault for the GOP victory in November?


5 posted on 09/01/2012 10:11:42 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson
...and Americans were able to vote from their couches, Obama "would win hands down."

Moore sounds like a closet FReeper. If we could get Obama supporters off of their couches, they probably wouldn't vote for Obama though. That's why the liberals had to come up with voting by mail.

6 posted on 09/01/2012 10:11:56 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Had enough of the freaks running the show yet?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The last poster must have bought the really big bag of apostrophes.


7 posted on 09/01/2012 10:16:19 PM PDT by Eaker (Stripping Americans of their freedom and dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.)
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To: Eaker
The last poster must have bought the really big bag of apostrophes.

Asterisks, too. ;^)

8 posted on 09/01/2012 10:22:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Moore to come.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He has to be wrong, because if he isn't, we are going to go live in Great Britain where my husband's family are. I couldn't bear it.

I guess some could mistake MM for a bear from behind.
9 posted on 09/01/2012 10:36:18 PM PDT by PA Engineer (What if the rabbit hole is endless?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Stupid phone.

;<)


10 posted on 09/01/2012 10:40:20 PM PDT by Eaker (Stripping Americans of their freedom and dignity and rubbing their noses in it is a very bad idea.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oba . . . meh

Priceless!

11 posted on 09/01/2012 10:41:36 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: PA Engineer
I guess some could mistake MM for a bear from behind.

Donno, but bet Ben Burch would give it the old college try.

12 posted on 09/01/2012 10:43:25 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[The ignoramuses would be those who believe that this world happened by chance and that man evolved from monkeys. Although, having seen the Occupy crowd, I may have to re-think that last part.]

Best line ever.

13 posted on 09/01/2012 10:43:33 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Our military does not kill babies, those that commit abortion kill babies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, at least they still have crissy mathews to lead the team to certain victory... ;-)


14 posted on 09/01/2012 10:46:42 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
MM just made my ignore list from now on.

Mike Myers made his ignore list? What has he ever done?

15 posted on 09/01/2012 11:22:14 PM PDT by Dan Zachary
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To: GeronL

Ding! ding! Ding!

Folks, we have a winner: a Romney/Ryan victory means MM goes back to work and makes money off his “fans.”


16 posted on 09/01/2012 11:25:23 PM PDT by sf4dubya (I rebelled against my parents by becoming a conservative)
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To: kevkrom; PJ-Comix; Ballygrl; gardencatz; franksolich
Michael Moore can go f*** himself. . . . And get the f*** out of the way. . . . so yeah, under the bus with him, and back over his ass a few times. . . . F*** him and the Cadillac he rode in on. . . . F*** MM. . . . Screw MM and his stupid little ballcap. He can go dance off with his buddy Ralph Nader and they can go spoil someone else's fun. . . . He's a f***ing loser-scold. He hauled his ass up and jumped that shark. . . . So f*** Michael Moore. I don't give a sh*t what he has to say. . . . he is just a loudmouth doom-and-gloom whiner looking for self-aggrandizing publicity in a beat up ball cap. . . . I have no time for people who whine, cry and say "Waaaaaaah, the Democrats are going to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE." F*** Michael Moore. . . . So f*** Michael Moore.

What do you think, kev? Does DUmmie MADem get the PLTA? I would say so.


17 posted on 09/01/2012 11:25:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Moore to come.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November


18 posted on 09/01/2012 11:37:47 PM PDT by Dan Zachary
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To: Charles Henrickson
so yeah, under the bus with him, and back over his ass a few times. . . . F*** him and the Cadillac he rode in on. . . . F*** MM. . . . Screw MM and his stupid little ballcap. He can go dance off with his buddy Ralph Nader and they can go spoil someone else's fun. . . . He's a f***ing loser-scold. He hauled his ass up and jumped that shark. . . . So f*** Michael Moore. I don't give a sh*t what he has to say. . . . he is just a loudmouth doom-and-gloom whiner looking for self-aggrandizing publicity in a beat up ball cap. . . . I have no time for people who whine, cry and say "Waaaaaaah, the Democrats are going to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE." F*** Michael Moore. . . . So f*** Michael Moore.

What passes for "intelligent" discourse in DUmmieland.

19 posted on 09/01/2012 11:46:13 PM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Charles Henrickson

“and that little weasel, Ryan, will look like he has no business in the same room with VP Biden.”

BWAAAHAHAHHAAAA!!! Oh man, that’s classic!


20 posted on 09/02/2012 1:34:19 AM PDT by DemforBush
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To: Charles Henrickson

Awesome


21 posted on 09/02/2012 2:31:16 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[The ignoramuses would be those who believe that this world happened by chance and that man evolved from monkeys. Although, having seen the Occupy crowd, I may have to re-think that last part.]

In our origins, I'm a "Moderate"- Conservatives believe we were created by God, and Liberals believe they were descended from apes...I think they're both right.

22 posted on 09/02/2012 6:08:13 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Obama does not have the work ethic to be Anti-Christ.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
too many of us are 'meh'. . . .
[The thrill is gone.]

Thanks Charles. Now we have a new DUmmie Theme Song :-)
B. B. King - The Thrill Is Gone (Live at Montreux 1993)
YouTube, 6:46, great sound, 480p Video

the more i listen to moore, the less i respect him.
[Less is Moore.]
Ah... good ole Less Moore
Here Lies Lester Moore
For Slugs From A 44
No Les, No Moore

Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, AZ.
Useless but interesting Old West factoids. I think I was born 100 years too late :-(
23 posted on 09/02/2012 6:43:31 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Moore’s problem with Oba-meh is that he thinks Oba-meh isn’t far enough Left.


24 posted on 09/02/2012 7:01:19 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Behind enemy lines in the city where it's illegal to buy a Big Gulp)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Truth to DUmmies is like garlic and a cross to a vampire.


25 posted on 09/02/2012 7:42:12 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
instead of curling up into a little ball and say "Oh poor pitiful me. Oh poor pitiful me. Oh poor pitiful me.

So, Mikey has been hanging out with Linda Ronstadt? That is a critical mass of stupid.
26 posted on 09/02/2012 8:11:51 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I need a stiff drink with some herbs and spices.

I detect racist Dem code words here for liberal Jews & Latinos...

27 posted on 09/02/2012 9:07:01 AM PDT by mikrofon (Race to the Front)
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To: Charles Henrickson
he is NOT making a definite prediction that Romney will win. He's saying that without enough excrement, enough fraudulent turnout, by Dem voters and activists, Romney will win.
28 posted on 09/02/2012 9:12:50 AM PDT by mikrofon (There, Fixed It. [TM])
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To: Charles Henrickson
MM is a very charismatic figure. . . .

His mouth is quite chasmatic...

29 posted on 09/02/2012 9:38:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (Bottomless Pit)
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To: Charles Henrickson
OH MIKE!!! PLEASE you have been stuffing your fat face so much it's effecting your brain.

Nothing could effect a brain in that fat head.

And DUmmies do not know the meanings of words, such as the difference between "effect" and "affect." It's probably why they're so insane.

30 posted on 09/02/2012 1:00:09 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson
so yeah, under the bus with him, and back over his ass a few times. . . . F*** him and the Cadillac he rode in on. . . . F*** MM. . . . Screw MM and his stupid little ballcap. He can go dance off with his buddy Ralph Nader and they can go spoil someone else's fun. . . . He's a f***ing loser-scold. He hauled his ass up and jumped that shark. . . . So f*** Michael Moore. I don't give a sh*t what he has to say. . . . he is just a loudmouth doom-and-gloom whiner looking for self-aggrandizing publicity in a beat up ball cap. . . . I have no time for people who whine, cry and say "Waaaaaaah, the Democrats are going to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE." F*** Michael Moore. . . . So f*** Michael Moore.

[Not a fan, eh, DUmmie MADem?]

Just remember MADem, what you post on the Internet stays forever. Such a loving and tolerant bunch.

31 posted on 09/02/2012 1:33:57 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

During the height of his popularity, the left were never bothered that Moore owned Halliburton stock (after he claimed to own NO STOCK) and did the post production work on his films through a Canadian company (cheaper, non-union).


32 posted on 09/02/2012 3:09:09 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Moore said he believes that if the election were conducted “American Idol”-style, and Americans were able to vote from their couches, Obama “would win hands down.”

In other words, MM is admitting that the left attracks the lazy, moocher vote! Morons unite for BO!


33 posted on 09/04/2012 7:52:01 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“He has to be wrong, because if he isn’t, we are going to go live in Great Britain where my husband’s family are. I couldn’t bear it.”

Dear DUmmie, feel free to move on and we will do the hard work of trying to get America back to being a Republic. You and your ilk could have moved there from the beginning, instead you were to damn lazy to get off your a$$es, so you decided to destroy your house. Typical lazy libtard!


34 posted on 09/04/2012 7:58:40 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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