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Joe Biden channels Sgt Schultz on Libya: "I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!"
one man's opinion...
Posted on 10/13/2012 2:37:31 PM PDT by ken5050
Many FReepers will recall "Hogan's Heroes," the 60's TV comedy set in a German POW camp during WW II. The bumbling, stumbling, fumbling guard, Sgt. Hans Schultz, is the most iconic character from the show, and during the VP debate, Joe Biden obviously channeled Sgt. Schultz in an attempt to distance himself, and Obama, from the fast growing scandal about the utter lack of security at our embassy in Benghazi, which led to the deaths of four Americans.
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"The President and I, we were NEVER told about it," Biden vehemently protested to Martha Raddatz.
"I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing," Schultz would bellow to any and all, while looking the other way as Allied POWS plotted and schemed right under his very nose. He would do anything, say anything, avoid having to take blame, and accept responsibility, for all that occurred on his watch.
Schultz carried a rifle, which he never kept loaded, because he was always misplacing it, and the POWS would grab it.
"Give me back my gun, OR I"LL SHOOT!" Schultz would bellow. Which is a rather succinct description of Obama's entire middle east policy.
For those who don't give much credence to the paranormal connection between Biden and Sgt. Schultz, I would point out that Schultz was played by John Banner.
J.B...get it? John Banner/Joe Biden
Note: Hopefully some kind FReepers can attack a few pic, or video clips, of Sgt. Schultz. I've tried, and, alas failed.
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:37:33 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: Reaganite Republican; maggief; Lazmataz
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:38:41 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Barack Obama: An empty suit sitting in an empty chair...)
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:39:17 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("I Believe In The Law Until It Interferes With Justice")
To: ken5050
(you mean like this?)
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:44:22 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: UCANSEE2
It’s a good start, thanks...
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:46:25 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Barack Obama: An empty suit sitting in an empty chair...)
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:49:35 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: ken5050
"I'll tell ya who knows nuthin', pal, and that's ME!"
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:50:29 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Dem-Kopf)
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:51:08 PM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:51:44 PM PDT
by
Elle Bee
To: ken5050
Here's Joe Biden trying to get a date with Sgt. Schultz.
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:52:25 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:52:46 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: ken5050
Here's Joe Biden before he lost some weight.
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:55:37 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: ken5050
Here's Joe Biden at the debate.
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posted on
10/13/2012 2:57:35 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: ken5050
Here's Ed Schultz talking about Biden's performance in the debate.
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posted on
10/13/2012 3:01:08 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: ken5050
And now for something completely different...
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posted on
10/13/2012 3:05:22 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: ken5050
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posted on
10/13/2012 3:10:58 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
To: JoeProBono
Thought it strange that I didn’t see you anywhere in this funny picfest! LOL
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posted on
10/13/2012 3:32:55 PM PDT
by
houeto
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: UCANSEE2; Condor51; ken5050; Grampa Dave
"Cripes, I'm in b-i-g trouble. I can't even feel my dam
leg. I shouldn'ta finished off that fifth of Jack Daniels..."
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posted on
10/13/2012 3:58:43 PM PDT
by
Liz
("Come quickly, I'm tasting the stars." Dom Perignon)
To: houeto
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posted on
10/13/2012 8:08:52 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Liz
A couple of my Biden faves that I have saved:
They're a bit old, as you can see that 'Plugs' had more hair back then.
But the captions are still 100% spot on.
(I 'borrowed them' when a FReeper posted them on some thread)
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posted on
10/14/2012 6:59:45 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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