Posted on 11/01/2012 7:54:44 PM PDT by chrisinoc
SANTA ANA A panel of Orange County Superior Court judges has affirmed a Fullerton man's misdemeanor conviction on two counts of battery for twice secretly depositing his semen in a co-worker's water bottle.
A jury determined in February that Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, committed the acts for sexual gratification. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail, ordered to register as a sex offender for life, and to serve three years of probation.
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Here is one!
I wonder if there is a cure for humourlessness.
What guy ever admits to having a normal sized water bottle?
How come a joke about a missing plaid Thermos comes to mind??? :)
I don’t mind some humor, but if this guy will do something like this you have to wonder just what else he has done.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
ok what is that?
***ok what is that?***
Does it need explanation?
It is Assyrians flaying the skin off live prisoners.
yikes - that sounds nasty
I could not figure out what the two guys in the bottom half are holding and pointing at
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