Posted on 11/09/2012 10:48:37 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
"Let's all be pals now, shall we? And why don't you poor, misguided, voting-against-your-own-interests Republicans--why don't you all come over to OUR campfire here at Kamp Kumbaya and stay for a while and become enlightened like us?" That's the theme here in this day-after THREAD by DUmmie dawg, "A serious and sympathetic post for any lurking conservatives."
So it turns out the DUmmies like us, after all. Isn't that nice? Let's all get along. Just pull out our spines and lobotomize our brains, and we can all become one big happy family, living in a beautiful Prog Land of Big Teat, Big Nanny, Big Gaia, Big Barrenhood, Big Homo, and Big Weed. Ah, it's a brave new world!
So let us now all hold hands and skip on over to Kamp Kumbaya, in Campfire Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, battered and bruised but unbowed, is in the [brackets]:
A serious and sympathetic post for any lurking conservatives.
[Sniff, sniff . . . (wiping tears from eyes) . . . What's that you say, DUmmie dawg? You have a SYMPATHETIC post for us? Are you being serious? Why, yes, you are. You even say so: "A serious and sympathetic post." Please, go on, DUmmie dawg. And don't mind me if I'm still blubbering a bit. It's been a rough go.]
Your pollsters and your pundits lied to you. They told you all the mainstream polls were "skewed". They told you it was going to be a Romney landslide.
[How about when YOUR pollsters told you that Gore was going to win? Oh, that's right. He did. But the rethuglicans stole it. Or how about when your pollsters told you Kerry was going to win? Oh, that's right. He did. But the rethuglicans stole it. So . . . hmmm . . . could it be possible . . . Philadelphia, Cleveland, Miami. . . . A few hundred thousand votes in a few key states. . . . NAAAAHHH!!!]
They lie to you about other things as well. They are lying to you about climate change.
[You see, the truth is this: Climate change (formerly, "global warming") can ONLY be man-made. More specifically, it can only be rich-white-man-made. Otherwise, there would NEVER be ANY variation in climate. The weather would be EXACTLY the same from year to year. . . . BTW, DUmmies, the 1930s called. They want you to come and visit the Dust Bowl.]
And they constantly lie to you about the income distribution of the tax cuts they propose.
[The truth is this: We should tax everyone making over $250,000 a year--we should tax those rich white b*st*rds at 100% of their income! No, change that, 110%! Put them in chains! Make them indentured servants! Get out the whips! That'll solve our debt crisis! Then we'll have all the money we need for roads and bridges and schools and teachers and free healthcare and free birth control and free smart phones and . . . and. . . . Hold on, wait a minute. . . . If we take all the money away from all the rich people, and then they have no money left, then how. . . . No, don't want to think about it!! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Tax the rich! Tax the rich! Income equality! Free birth control! Step right up, getchyer free Obamaphone!]
The biggest lies they tell, though, are about us - the liberals. The truth is this:
[Oh, please tell us, DUmmie dawg! It's become obvious now, based on what you have said, that they must have been withholding the truth from us about you liberals! Please straighten us out!]
We believe in hard work. . . .
[BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, that's a good one! I get it, you're starting out with a little humor! "Hard work"! Ha! You've turned the safety net into a hammock. Well, I suppose you do believe in SOME people doing hard work, so you can have some wealth to redistribute.]
and that it would be best if every able-bodied working age person had a job.
[It would be best, but we're not going to do anything about it. In fact, we're going to reward non-work, and provide incentives for people who want to stay on non-work. And we're going to punish the people who do work hard and who do achieve, loading lots of disincentives on them and taxing them out the wazoo. Sounds like a plan!]
We believe in families; strong families make a strong America.
[So let's provide programs to encourage and enable GENERATIONS of Americans to abandon marriage and have no father in the home, thus destroying the black family, destroying neighborhoods, driving out jobs, ruining schools, creating crime. . . . Let's have strong HOMOSEXUAL "families" (sic, sick). . . . Let's punish hard-working families, loading them down with so much taxes and government regulations that they have no time or money for anything else! Yes, strong families! Do go on, DUmmie dawg. . . .]
We believe in the freedom of religion. We would never support a candidate who was openly hostile to Christianity. . . .
[Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This may be the FUnniest one of all! You see, we've been doing the DUmmie FUnnies here for over eight years. And if there's one leitmotif running through the annals of DUmmieland, it is the open, abject HATRED of Christianity and Christians! Every day, in every way, Christianity is ridiculed and reviled in the DUmp. Expressing traditional moral values is grounds for tombstoning. Now I suppose the CANDIDATES you support are a little more circumspect about being OPENLY hostile to Christianity. They want to get elected. But their policies--abortion, homosexual "marriage," the Obamacare HHS mandate--these are a BIG slap in the face to Christians. But, please continue, DUmmie dawg . . .]
We believe in success. Most of us do not favor punitive tax rates for the rich. . . .
["Most of us" = "Hardly any of us." The whole Obama "campaign," if you want to call it that, was BASED on punitive tax rates for the rich.]
We believe in free enterprise capitalism (well, most of us). . . . we favor regulated capitalism. . . .
[Well, we believe in sort of a Marxist free-enterprise capitalism. . . .]
Most of all, we believe in America. We love this country. . . .
[As long as we can smoke our weed and abort our babies and shack up with anything we please and live in a safe, nanny-state, cradle-to-grave, mediocre, gray little world. And make others put up with that and pay for that.]
We may not always be right about everything. . . .
[In fact, we not be right about anything. . . .]
but we are motivated by our love of the country and its people - ALL of its people.
[Except the Rethuglicans. And the Christians. And the rich white guys. They can go to hell. Or, better yet, they should be reprogrammed and bow to our will and become like us. Yes, come join us here at Kamp Kumbaya, dear friends! We'll fix you!]
We are your friends and your neighbors.
[I can see the commercial now . . . (Announcer's voice, with images of tattooed freaks playing on the screen) . . . We're the Democrats. We're your neighbors. You know, the weird ones down the block, the lesbians who take their out-of-wedlock children to the day-care center before going to the Wicca meeting. Yeah, that's us. We're your neighbors. We're the Democrats.]
I'm telling you the truth.
[THANK you, DUmmie dawg! Thank you for enlightening us! Thank you for your kind sympathy and concern! Thank you for inviting us over to Kamp Kumbaya! We really appreciate it. You like us! You really like us! No wonder your conciliatory post got HUNDREDS of recs and likes over there at the DUmp! Let's hear from a few of our new friends . . .]
dawg. this is an excellent post. i am a voice along with yours.... thank you.
[Oh, yes, THANK you, DUmmie dawg! Beautifully written!]
you deserve great credit for your compassion and veracity. . . .
[Speaking truth to poor deluded conservatives! How noble of you!]
He's your President, too. . . . I am confident that President Obama will work in the best interests of all Americans. . . .
[And there will be so many more of us now who will be laid off, unemployed, reduced hours, reduced benefits, dropped from employer health-care plans. . . . Why, just THINK of all that President Obama can do for us now!]
Perhaps The Best Post I've Seen on DU. . . .
The best post I've ever read on DU. . . .
[Certainly the most creative.]
AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!
[PRAISE GAIA! PRAISE GAIA! PRAISE GAIA!]
Only one thing to add . . . It is to say this . . . We will no longer tolerate, excuse or let you get away with the disrespect you have shown OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS FAMILY for the past four years! You will be called out . . . Challenged . . . Confronted from this day FORWARD!!!
[Thrown into the Reeducation Center for reprogramming! To HELL with the First Amendment! No, enough of that! The future must not belong to those who slander the President of Prog Land! FORWARD!!!]
WE ARE AMERICA!!!!
[AND YOU'RE NOT!!!!]
Beautifully, gently written. . . .
[It's a kinder, gentler DUmmieland now.]
We liberals are not hostile to religion. . . .
[As long as they keep quiet and don't try to live out their faith.]
The minute you pass a law based on your religious beliefs, chances are you have just trampled on my beliefs--or non-beliefs.
[OK, then. I hereby withdraw my support for laws against murder, robbery, rape, lying in court, etc., since those all coincide with my religious beliefs. And I will withdraw my support for laws against shooting abortion providers, since I don't want to impose my beliefs on others.]
This deserves to go viral.
[Like a Sandra Fluke STD!]
WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Congratulations! See you at the unemployment line!]
it's a great day here, there, and everywhere.
[The sun is shining. Homosexuals are getting married. Rich white people are being punished. Gaia is in her. . . well, Gaia is in everything, I guess. All is right in the New Left World.]
As much as I was (admittedly) tempted to post something to the effect of MOAR TEARS!!! I found myself feeling some genuine sympathy for them. . . .
[Jeepers, freepers, where'd you get those weepers? Jeepers, freepers, why'd you trust those lies?]
conservative lurkers, well, what can I say; it's the way the cookie crumbles. C'est la vie.
[It's the way the economy crumbles. C'est la falaise fiscale.]
I have no sympathy. . . . so f*** them. . . . I have no sympathy and i want no understanding. These cretins, these f***ing traitorous scumbags can all line up to sniff my @ss. I don't want to play nice. . . . F*** THEM. To all lurking conservatives? I hope your f***ing face rots off.
[Ah, the real DUmmieland returns! I thought I was in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood there for a while. Situation Normal, All F-worded Up! DUmmie Scootaloo, you are truly a DUmmie in whom there is no guile! And so you win today's PLTA® Award! Congratulations!]
Helloooo.... freepers, trolls, cave dwelllers? Got anything to say about this?
[Yes. It looks like more of the status quo for a while. Tuesday we kicked the can down the road for a couple years. The House remained the same. The Senate remained the same. The incumbent president, the bloom off his rose, won in a squeaker. A few hundred thousand votes in a few key states, and we'd all be singing a different song. Ho hum. We live to fight another day--2014, to be specific. (I'm looking at YOU, Democrat senators up for re-election!) And so, likewise, Kamp Kumbaya proved to be just a fleeting, ephemeral fancy--a mythical Brigadoon that appears for a day and then is no more. Haters gonna hate. DUmmies gonna be DUmmies. The DUmp abides. And so does the DUmmie FUnnies!]
Plus ça "change," plus c'est la même chose
The big problem is that the dims never want to hear the truth. There was a caller [ghetto voice] to KLBJ in Austin today and she swore up and down that there were no minority elected officials with an (R) behind their name. SGT Sam started to name a number of blacks and Hispanics that were from the governors office to local officials and all you heard from her end was "click".
These people make me sick. Their entire line up of Dems ran on lies, their Media acolytes continually lie and cover up, and these DUmmies lie to themselves.
I guess whatever it takes to fool yourself enough to sleep at night....
Hey DUmmies, I regret spending a decade of my life defending liberty, only to have you so successfully lie that the Americans voted ot have their liberty confiscated by mastermind utopians!
Wrong. He is yours. Did not vote for him, am against him with down to my very core. He is YOURS!!
Get that straight liberals.
I am confident that President Obama will work in the best interests of all Americans.
Oh please, I do not feel like puking this early in the day. After Porkulus, Obungacare, and all the rest shoved down our throats, you try to peddle this diarrhea? Go smoke a joint or you faggot buddy's pole, don't try that crap out on anyone that watched YOUR boy the last four years.......He is totally working for the socialists, not Americans.
“The minute you pass a law based on your religious beliefs, chances are you have just trampled on my beliefs—or non-beliefs.”
Yet this moron supports Obamacare which forces his “non-beliefs” on the believers. Lying moron!
But those moral beliefs, and any laws based on them, also coincide with the Ten Commandments and with Christian beliefs. (The theological answer for this is that God has written his law on human hearts, Romans 2:14-15.)
But if I tried to impose my specifically RELIGIOUS beliefs on others, then I would make it a law that you have to believe in Jesus Christ and be a member of the Christian church. But nobody is advocating that.
Exactly. Screw them, it’s all theirs. They know where they can put their hypocritical patronising “reaching out”. That means “surrender”. No surrender, to them, to the left, to the anti-white forces, to big brother.
All this means is “You WILL be assmilated, so why not join ‘peacefully’ rather than force us to come out into the open as the true tyrants we are?” Nope. They might control the agenda for this nation but they’ll have to show their true colors while they do it.
If you’ll pardon the expression, Pastor...I’ll see them in Hell.
The libs from Obama on down are EXTREMELY busy right now trying to get the Republicans to “cooperate” and “join with us” so when the SHTF they don’t get all the blame.
Stay classy, DUmmieland!
Invasion of the Bodysnatchers - become a pod, it’s so much easier.
which D senators are up for re-election in 2014/ Any in Red States? How many RINOs are up for re-election?
Yep. “Surrender, don’t make us be who we are”. Though they’re not undisposed to a show of force if necessary, it’s just not so good for PR.
There are millions of Dems who work hard, love their country, and have the same values as many conservatives. But they keep voting for Dems for screwy reasons. Are many of them ignorant? Absolutely. Can they be won over? Maybe. If things get bad enough. Why do millions of Catholics vote for pro-abortion president? There is no good reason. The next election will tell a lot. If the voters still want to elect socialists, it might be time for a split.
I have been seeing lists for the last 3 or 4 days that just keep getting longer and include more and more large growing companies.
Maybe the takers will get the hint when the makers have nothing else to be squeezed of! Or maybe they won’t. since they don’t have a clue in the first place!
Interestingly, CS Lewis arrived at the same conclusion via logic and pragmatism and not pure scripture.
Interestingly, CS Lewis arrived at the same conclusion via logic and pragmatism and not pure scripture.
It is currently 100% legal to fire someone for their political leaning (including bumper stickers, etc.). Unless agreements are in place otherwise, there is no free speech requirement for private employes.
All employers should proceed accordingly
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