Skip to comments.Hillary Stumbles, Suffers A Concussion, Won’t Testify
Posted on 12/15/2012 1:26:09 PM PST by Starman417
Some might wonder if it was the cervesa or the stomach flu, but it looks like Hillary took a dive and is down for the count.
From The Department of State:
While suffering from a stomach virus, Secretary Clinton became dehydrated and fainted, sustaining a concussion. She has been recovering at home and will continue to be monitored regularly by her doctors. At their recommendation, she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials. She is looking forward to being back in the office soon.
How convenient, she is looking forward to getting back to work after the hearings are finished. Will our RINOs in Washington be satisfied with this excuse from our globe trotting SoS who can run through a hail of sniper bullets on the tarmac to do her job.
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That ain’t just the flu...
And the winner for the 2012 Oscar for Best Performing Actress, Hillary Clinton, for her potrayal as the victim in “Benghazi Testify Escape”! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
...But will she be able to testify about who said what when the issue of rescuing our people in Benghazi was raised on 9-11-12
There’s no way such a clumsy oaf could ever be elected president. We’d be the laughingstock of the world.
I find it a little suspicious that both she and Mubarak cracked their noggins on the same day. Weird.
She’s got the rockin’ pneumonia and the amnesia flu.
Lemme guess! The concussion looks round like a hammer head, on the top of the head where she would have either fallen straight upward, or straight downward head first.
Kind of like Mubarak’s cracked head when he “fell” today in his prison.
I think Hil’s on the sauce.
She’s not watched like a hawk?
The first casualty of the Benghazi slippery slope.
Hillary has a concussion just like i am a 49 year old virgin.
Thinking the same thing.
Why let the families of the murdered Americans rush Hillary’s
testimony. After all, the Beast’s concussion is more important
than finding out how and why those 4 Americans died.
Coming in a close second is the award winning performance by Zero yesterday for generating on cue tears in his otherwise manufactured display of emotion over the Newtown shooting victims.
She has been asked by her doctor to stay off her broom for two weeks.
I bet ole Slick Willie has increased his activity, if u know
what I mean, while The Beast is down for the count.
But of course the best advice has already been given:
“JUST PUT SOME ICE ON THAT”
Let’s see how 0 takes advantage of this situation to do something he has always wanted to.
I don’t know what he will do. This is what he does. When an earthquake devastated Haiti, he got his face all over TV as rushing to help the Haitians. He promptly forgot all about them. Hurricane Sandy gave him another opportunity to get his face in the news as helping out the victims. (he didn’t. we did through our taxes.)
He is a master at taking full advantage of a situation and turning it to his marxist ends.
Bet she doesn’t recover.
So her concussion is going to keep her from uttering those famous words of hers: “I don’t recall”
While her little bump on the head might have blocked recent memories, she did remember where she hid the Rose Law Firm records.
This commie bitch is taking up valuable medical effort that could be given to illegal aliens in Nevada and Californica. May I suggest a Death Panel be convened immediately and order her to be executed by lethal injection. Fort Marcy Park may be a nice place for the ceremony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe Obama can send Susan Rice onto the talk shows this Sunday to tell us how Hillary fell and hit her head so she won’t be able to testify. 5 shows ought to be about the right exposure.
Well that’s quite a switch from what one of the 10 most fascinating people of 2012 said in her interview with Barbara Walters. Hillary Clinton: “I am, thankfully, knock on wood, not only healthy, but have incredible stamina and energy.”
“the award winning performance by Zero yesterday for generating on cue tears “
Ahhhhh,,,, He just pulled out a nose hair. That’ll make ya tear up!
In a separate statement, the State Dept. announced that Hillary’s dog ate all their records regarding the Benghazi matter. But they volunteered to send someone over to the Dept. of Education to clean the white boards after work, in order to make things right. (sarc)
She must’ve caught what X42 had when he took a spill coming out of the Blair House (IIRC). Some thought his late night nose dive was due to being drunk, but I’d doubt that with a pretty filly like the then FL[A]TUS at home waiting for him.
Somehow excessive and repeated hand washing (to remove the blood of four murdered Americans in Bengazi) has caused her to stumble around and fall. Truly amazing!
She can no longer fit into *that* pink dress.
She knows the civil lawsuits from the victims families are coming forthwith, therefore her reluctance to testify before Congress.
You know how hard it is to walk on cankles as big as your thighs?
I just hope Hillary the Coward will face these lawsuits.
Cue Rush Limbaugh’s parody from 16 years ago, where Hillary and a congressman sing Try to Remember. I’m sorry, I don’t recall.
“Wed be the laughingstock of the world.”
Oh... I believe that ship has sailed. In Nov. 2008.
We are now & I predict she wins if she runs. All she needs is the (D) nomination because no (R) that has any conservative views will win for many decades.
Barring something completely unforseen happening between now & 2016 I’m afraid you’re right.
That was exactly the first thought that popped in my head...
“Try to remember . . . . My mind’s in a blender . . . .”
She will recover just in time to accept the nomination
In a related item, the State Department is considering doing away with kick-offs in Obama’s second term.
Hill is just waiting out the clock until she leaves the State Department. Something is coming down and Hill is smart enough to keep from being around when it does. Let someone else take the fall. You may hate Hillary but you can’t say she’s stupid.
Speaking of "flopping":
In basketball, flopping is the art of a player intentionally falling after little or no physical contact with an opposing player in order to draw a foul by an official against the opposing player.