Posted on 12/22/2012 5:25:53 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past- I arrived home safely without incident.
Begging doesn’t change the truth of it.
I hate to be a party pooper but DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK. And if you think you absolutely must drive drunk, please make sure to only injure or kill yourself.
My buddy and I got drunk once and didn’t want to drive home. He got sick and we sat on the curb. Cop came by and saw me with his finger up his ass. He said “What the Hell are you doing?” I said “He’s drunk and wants to puke.” He said “If you want him to puke, you need to put your finger down his throat”. I said “ I will, I will.”
I shudder to think that there are young people on the roads who drink, text and drive. They might even be drinking in the car at the same time. The future belongs to who?...Prolly not them. It’s called thinning the herd.
Is your dog a pitbull?
Save it for New Year's! :)
Maybe more people ought to leave their PC at work which is the only place I feel pressured to follow its guidelines but that’s just me.
But what about the Mac and Linux boxes?
I understand the story. I’m not like that anymore, but back in the dipsy days, I often had to drive home - too inebriated to walk. But it was too dangerous, so I got an apartment with the bar on the first floor so I could get home safe and without anybody stepping on my fingers. Too old for tanglefoot now -—
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening...but this wasn't it."Here's another nice one (unattributed):
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
FrogDad and I are chuckling, thanks for the funny!
Winner! :>)
I like it!
I’d already seen it via email.
On a more serious note, a friend/business contact got a DUI two weeks ago. I was all I could do to not forward this one on to him; it was just too soon.
First time for him, it will still be painful.
We appreciated the business and I especially liked the attitude of one regular who told me that he could buy a lot of cab fares for the price of one DWI ticket.
It was an interesting business. A lot of college kids (like me) or farmers took up driving cab when the weather turned rotten. Most of us left as soon as it started turning nice in March or April as there just wasn't enough support all the drivers.
I know, and mine were a real tragedy - they got eaten before they hit the bottom:
I'm going to tell any ATF stormtroopers who come looking exactly where they can stick their heads if they want to find the guns I used to own. I sure hope any ATF staff who are loyal to the communist will search diligently.
So that’s where my cab went. Don’t worry though, I got the car under similar circumstance.
We had one cabbie which actually liked his liquid nutrition. A couple of customer complaints and he was gone.
Shortly after arriving home....
My sister went back to the shower....
My dog,a very friendly pit-bull, went in my fenced backyard were strangely, the neighbors rabbit had hopped into and onto the patio table were we always store a stack of pancakes....
That's when my friendly pit-bull (whose name is “Killer”) saw the bunny covered in pancakes....
He killed and ate the rabbit (and pancakes)and was peacefully sitting in my backyard drooling blood and foam when a Police Officer, responding to a call from my neighbor, jumped the fence and shot poor “Killer” 35 times.
Then he jumped the fence and shot the neighbor's dog for good measure... Fortunately, “Killer” is fine and is now recuperating from his wounds and still digesting the rabbit...... The Police department issued the officer a commendation for excellent police work and my sister still remains in the shower..... I went back to decorating my Holiday Tree with all natural vegan decorations and a midget...Whew...what a day!! Merry Christmas to All!
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