Posted on 01/13/2013 12:32:21 PM PST by John Semmens
The National Father’s Day Council announced that on June 16th this year it will be giving former President Bill Clinton its annual “Father of the Year” award.
Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee, said that “President Clinton’s exemplary behavior over the last decade has set an example for reprobates everywhere that reform is truly attainable.”
“Consider, despite the temptations faced by a person of his stature, there is no evidence of scandal since he left office,” Orwig recounted. “No young women have come forward to allege improper sexual conduct. No shady real estate schemes have come to light. He has not been forced to perjure himself. For this he merits our acknowledgment and praise.”
Asked whether out of the millions of fathers in America there might have been a more worthy recipient, Orwig defended his organization’s choice saying that “there is strong precedent for promulgating the redemptive message of the return of the prodigal son. It is our hope that fathers out there who have been abusing positions of trust, as President Clinton has so obviously done himself, will be inspired by his story of reform and choose to follow his example.”
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lolz
Yeah.
And I heard that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Next - Michelle Obama, Penthouse Playmate of the Decade.
What a country !
Yeah, and Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.
Yeah, and Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize.
The best thing about this gig as former president is that no one cares about my personal life anymore. So 'no evidence'.
Thanks, that's a mental image I certainly could have lived without. ;-(
He won because he probably got the most father’s day cards from all over the world.
Lobster bibs and rubber helmets for all interns!
I’m submitting my name for next year....if he can get it ANYONE WHO IS MALE THAT IMPREGNATED A FEMALE can get it.
how did Monica’s dad feel about that???
Orwig recounted. “No young women have come forward to allege improper sexual conduct.
He must carry his own ice with him now.
Better put some ice on that.
Enjoyed. Thanks for the chuckle John.
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