[NoGrayZone]

Shoveling in some hot homemade soppresata as I read the article.

Yummy!

[Twotone]

I think we need fewer gov’t funded scientists looking for a study to do & more ditch diggers.

[mountainlion]

Fresh side meat is better than bacon. The only thing wrong with bacon is the heartburn.

[dalereed]

What is a bacon buttie, a turd?

[Bob]

Eat less than 20 grams or so (0.7 oz) of processed meats a day...

Seriously?? Less than 3/4 of an ounce??

That little wouldn't even come close to making a decent sandwich. Could you even taste that small a sample of it?

[Dr. Sivana]

From G.K. Chesterton's poem, The Englishman:

St George he was for England,
And right gallantly set free
The lady left for dragon's meat
And tied up to a tree;
But since he stood for England
And knew what England means,
Unless you give him bacon
You mustn't give him beans.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Breathe enough air and you will eventually die.

[I want the USA back]

I don’t believe any of the stupid “studies” that are reported in the media. Most of them are invalid because they invite the public to mix up causation and correlation. (sorry, most of the public wouldn’t understand those two big words)

Also, they do not consider other important factors.

I continue drinking my coffee.

[real saxophonist]

Just a few months ago, we read right here that bacon butties cured hangovers.

[JoeProBono]

[rlmorel]

Lets all sing the "Rub Some Bacon On It" song!

The “Rub Some Bacon On It” Song

911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?

What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence

I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I’m attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharted

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it

[Focault's Pendulum]

[Fzob]

I just ate four rolled up slices of salami. Yummy