Posted on 04/19/2013 10:42:56 PM PDT by John Semmens
Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano denied that the Administrations 45% cut in the budget for bomb prevention would have made any difference. As I have said many times before, the greatest threat comes from right-wing extremists, Napolitano maintained. Even at the lower funding amounts we have successfully continued to suppress this most dangerous element. We, like everyone else, were taken completely by surprise by these Muslim extremists.
Minority Whip Representative Steny Hoyer (D-Md) blamed the bombing on the Republican sequester. Hoyer was unmoved by the seeming illogic of casting the sequesters 2% decrease in spending growth as decisive. Neither was he deterred by the fact that the sequester was President Obamas idea. Well, the President never thought it would stick, Hoyer retorted. Besides, everybody now thinks it was the GOPs idea.
Representative Peter King (R-NY) asked that retailers be required to report persons who buy pressure cookers, pellets, ball bearings, or nailsanything that might be used to construct a bombto police. Ive been working on legislation to require beefed up background checks for gun purchases, and thats important, but as events in Boston have shown, we may need background checks for a wider range of potentially dangerous items.
Former Congressman Barney Frank (D-Mass) contended that the bombing thoroughly rebuts the case for small government. I think that most people would eagerly exchange the freedom that right-wingers are saying is the American birthright for a government big enough to protect them from being blown away. A government with the manpower to search every bag and pat down every person entering any public transportation vehicle or any building that is open to the public would have the support of an overwhelming majority of voters.
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel saw the incident as evidence for the superiority of police surveillance over an armed citizenry for defending the country. I would say that even if everyone in the country were armed theyd still be vulnerable to terrorist bombs, Emanuel argued. Id make the case that if all the money people spend on buying guns were instead invested in more extensive surveillance government would be better prepared to apprehend the perpetrators of heinous crimes and counter any threats to existing authority.
Former GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney espied a silver lining in this terrible tragedy. We saw President Obama give a superb speech at the memorial. It was much better than I couldve done. In hindsight, I guess Id have to say the voters made the right decision last November.
MSNBCs Chris Matthews called the indication that the bombing was undertaken by Islamic jihadis truly disappointing. If it had been a Timothy McVeigh type of guy we couldve used that to bolster the Presidents campaign for gun control. Now every redneck in the country is going to think he needs a gun to fight off alien enemies. Its a crucial lost opportunity.
The revelation that the attack was carried out by two ex-patriots moved Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov to blame the crime on Americas toxic values. The appalling depravity that is on display in every corner of the country drove these two deeply religious young men to strike a blow for decency. Kadyrov rued the slaying of one of the bombers as a true tragedy. Americas violent culture has claimed yet another innocent victim.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/04/20/boston-bombing-inspires-array-of-reactions/
Brilliant, John. It’s impossible to discern where the real statements leave off and the satire begins.
Satire-schmatire!
Another fine, fine column John.
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bump
The “greatest threat” has always come from our loose cannon government.
>> “I think that most people would eagerly exchange the freedom that right-wingers are saying is the American birthright for a government big enough to protect them from being blown away.” <<
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Not if they understand the fact that it has always been the goons of government that blow people away.
Foreign and Domestic, and it's not a new idea. Great Column!
Good work, john. You put into words just what these clods are thinking.
Thanks again for the ping.
heh. I wonder how many lists you are on?
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