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DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-13 (Yes We Scan: The Obama Legacy?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2013 | DUmmie Kablooie, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/17/2013 11:44:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Now that President Obama is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty, the question arises: What will be the Obama Legacy? A vibrant economy? Universal health care for all? World peace? Racial healing? Lower ocean levels? It's so hard to pick just one.

The increasingly disenchanted DUmmies, though, might pick "None of the above." That's the gist of this THREAD by DUmmie Kablooie, "Wow. With all these NSA revelations rolling in Obama's legacy may not be Obamacare."

So let us now watch the DUmmies discuss the Obama Legacy, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--trying to decide which is worse, the Obama Legacy or the DUmmie Lunacy--is in the [Barackets]:

Wow. With all these NSA revelations rolling in Obama's legacy may not be Obamacare.

[The crowd is chanting: "NSA! NSA!"]

He may go down in history as the Orwellian Big Brother president who destroyed personal privacy. . . .

A serious betrayal of the public trust and Constitutional law could overshadow anything else he accomplishes.

[Oh, pshaw and piffle! He has so MANY accomplishments to his credit already, how could this spying business overshadow a list like this:

Arab Spring
Recovery Summers 1-5
The 29.5-Hour Work Week
Victory at Benghazi
Advancing sodomite marriage
Creating millions of jobs, overseas
Creating jobs for Joe Biden, Eric Holder, and Sandra Fluke
Impressive increases in gas prices, insurance premiums, the national debt . . .

And the list goes on and on.]

The right hasn't caught on yet that this is becoming Obama's achilles heel but if they do, look out.

[Oh, we've caught on, alright. It's just that Obama has more Achilles' heels than Carter has pills.]

You're right, Kablooie. This story has the legs of a millipede.

[A thousand legs of legacy, for a thousand Achilles' heels.]

Obama is in danger of having this as his legacy, instead of Obamacare.

[If the best you can come up with for a legacy is Obamacare,, you may WANT something else to overshadow it.]

President Obama's popularity continues to decline. . . .

we would be left with another pile of crap to chew on.

[Bon appetit!]

He has a narrowing window to claim these were left over programs from Bush.

[Who says? The "Bush's fault" window is ALWAYS open.]

How will anyone know? If the Orwellian state gets to the point of a Memory Hole that's the end of history, Obama will have the legacy he chooses.

[Great idea! Control the people's memories, create your own legacy!]

Reality said to say hi and wonders why you never come over anymore.

[Reality is overrated.]

so many of our fellow DUers are getting so flexible with all of these pretzel stances they've been practicing. Yoga masters they are. Illogical, but bendy.

[They have a bendy modus vivendi.]

Holy crap!

[Obamassiah is full of it.]

F*** FACTS!!

[The DUmmie motto.]

I think that's why we're seeing the President doing stupid things. . . .

[President Obama: Acting stupidly for over four-and-a-half years.]

This place has almost lost its collective mind.

["Almost"??]

It's funny because Obamacare was going to be his legacy before this, and that was supposed to be a bad thing.

[What's funny is that there are a few of you people who think Obamacare is NOT a bad thing.]

Oh bullsh*t. God, I am so sick of the pantry-wringing pearl-clutching whiners.

[Yeah, you whiners! Quit getting your pantries in a bunch!]

I do not wring my pantry. All the cans would fall on the floor.

[Yes, we cans.]

His legacy will be insurance mandates and corporatist corruption, and the largest and most terrifying expansion of post-constitutional power in American history.

[And YOUR legacy, DUmmie Demo_Chris, is the Kewpie Doll you just won. Congratulations!]

I would vote to impeach a republican for this.

[But since Obama is a Democrat, I give him a free pass.]

Oh please. . . . Only in this bubble of group-reinforced doom over the ever-overreaching "surveillance state" is this a looming disaster for the President. In the real world, people are trying to get/hold onto healthcare to save theirs or their loved ones' lives. People are trying to afford college. . . .

[IOW, in the real world, it's Obama's destruction of everyone's economy that is the looming disaster.]

What was that someone said above about this place losing its collective mind?

[Although DUmmieland will NEVER lose its COLLECTIVIST mind.]

His Legacy? Cripes, it was damaged goods before this sh*t hit the fan. . . . Too late to "save" his legacy. It is shot all to hell. A footnote in history. A James Buchanon. A Millard Fillmore. Possibly a Richard Nixon.

[Even before this sh*t hit the fan, DUmmie mick063 was not a fan.]

LBJ had The Great Society. He also lied us into the Vietnam War. . . .

[The Great Society and Vietnam: Two reasons I had always, up until this point, ranked LBJ as The Worst President Ever. But now BO has pretty well surpassed him.]

Some people are f*** sticks.

[Not sure if that refers to a) the people here who are criticizing Obama's legacy, b) the people here defending it, or c) all DUmmies, on either side of the question. I vote for "c." Bottom line: The DUmmies would still vote for this guy if he was running against any Rethuglican, but the swooning bloom is definitely off the Obamassiah rose.}


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; kablooiemaster; legacy; nsa; obama; obamalegacy

1 posted on 08/17/2013 11:44:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Late-nite PING!


2 posted on 08/17/2013 11:46:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obama Legacy Meets the DUmme Lunacy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

3 posted on 08/17/2013 11:49:56 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In before the dawn!


4 posted on 08/17/2013 11:51:23 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Leftists won’t mind fascism, because it’ll be THEIR fascism


5 posted on 08/17/2013 11:53:22 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

6 posted on 08/17/2013 11:55:49 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I MUST start reading these again! I had to stifle my laughter so as not to wake my hub.... I need laughter and your always deliver. Loved this:

we would be left with another pile of crap to chew on.

[Bon appetit!]


7 posted on 08/17/2013 11:58:43 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“panty clinging pearl clutching whiners”

No fair! No fair! I don’t have any pearls.

I’ll discuss the panties later.


8 posted on 08/18/2013 12:02:33 AM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh please. . . . Only in this bubble of group-reinforced doom over the ever-overreaching "surveillance state" is this a looming disaster for the President. In the real world, people are trying to get/hold onto healthcare to save theirs or their loved ones' lives. People are trying to afford college. . . .

Oh, you mean the more than $3,000 + $1,200 (tuition increase + average health care fee) extra charged since Obama took office as the college student president? Just think, kids, what you could have done with that $4,200 cash each year that is now going to end up as extra debt hanging over your head? Was it worth nearly $17,000 to vote for this idiot?

Then again, can't say that McCain would have been any better, but hey, you own Obama...

9 posted on 08/18/2013 12:05:34 AM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: mylife

“In before the dawn!”
________________________________________
In before the sunset :)


10 posted on 08/18/2013 12:10:55 AM PDT by AlexW
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To: berdie

I have a pantry...but I never cling to it. It’s got all my buckets of oatmeal in it. or do they mean vice versa?


11 posted on 08/18/2013 12:12:55 AM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: berdie

No fair! No fair! I don’t have any panties!

I’ll discuss the pearls later.


12 posted on 08/18/2013 1:46:58 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All

ROFL! Bon appetit...great. I just woke the dogs up.


13 posted on 08/18/2013 2:43:31 AM PDT by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am so sick of the pantry-wringing pearl-clutching whiners.

But, the strawberries! I knew I had them with the strawberries!

14 posted on 08/18/2013 2:58:58 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: berdie

No panties on those guys. They wear full fledged pantRies. Man, when those get twisted and wadded, there is some real pain. Ruffles have ridges, ya know.


15 posted on 08/18/2013 3:56:14 AM PDT by I_be_tc
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To: Charles Henrickson
This story has the legs of a millipede

With all her over-exposure by the Media, it's not MO's "legacy" ...

16 posted on 08/18/2013 8:30:58 AM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I do not wring my pantry. All the cans would fall on the floor

Better a panty-waist than pantry waste...

17 posted on 08/18/2013 8:39:31 AM PDT by mikrofon (Canned-DU Attitude)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Who will be the first DUmmie to turn over all his personal information to an ObamaCare navigator?


18 posted on 08/18/2013 8:44:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Who will be the first DUmmie to turn over all his personal information to an ObamaCare navigator?

Know-it-all-Nadine. I'd have suggested Bobo the hobo, but I don't think she has personal information, nor a window to throw it out of. Besides, I'm sure Pitt's beaten it out of her already.

19 posted on 08/18/2013 9:25:49 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It wasn't the Rodeo Clown's act, it was the crowd reaction they could't take.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The right hasn't caught on yet that this is becoming Obama's achilles heel but if they do, look out.

The low information voters haven't caught on yet, because the SRM continues to cover for the imposter. If they become aware of this, look out.

20 posted on 08/18/2013 11:38:13 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: GeronL
Leftists won’t mind fascism, because it’ll be THEIR fascism.


21 posted on 08/18/2013 11:55:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obama Legacy Meets the DUmmie Lunacy.)
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To: berdie
Oh bullsh*t. God, I am so sick of the pantry-wringing pearl-clutching whiners.

Pearls before whine.

22 posted on 08/18/2013 11:59:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Daze of Whine and Poses.)
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To: Winstons Julia
No fair! No fair! I don’t have any panties!

TMI.

23 posted on 08/18/2013 12:00:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (NEU.)
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To: Winstons Julia
He may go down in history as the Orwellian Big Brother president. . . .

At this moment the entire group of people broke into a deep, slow, rhythmic chant of 'B-O! .... B-O! .... B-O!'—over and over again, very slowly, with a long pause between the 'B' and the 'O'—a heavy murmurous sound, somehow curiously savage, in the background of which one seemed to hear the stamps of naked feet and the throbbing of tom-toms. For perhaps as much as thirty seconds they kept it up. It was a refrain that was often heard in moments of overwhelming emotion. Partly it was a sort of hymn to the wisdom and majesty of Barack Obama, but still more it was an act of self-hypnosis, a deliberate drowning of consciousness by means of rhythmic noise.

24 posted on 08/18/2013 12:15:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Obama Legacy Meets the DUmmie Lunacy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
About once a year I see a line on DU that is actually quotable. Here's this year's entry, and I'm going to use it:

Reality said to say hi and wonders why you never come over anymore.

25 posted on 08/18/2013 7:36:40 PM PDT by Steve1789 (I miss having a president who loves this country.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh bullsh*t. God, I am so sick of the pantry-wringing pearl-clutching whiners.

[Yeah, you whiners! Quit getting your pantries in a bunch!]

I do not wring my pantry. All the cans would fall on the floor.

[Yes, we cans.]

LOL!

26 posted on 08/19/2013 1:27:16 AM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Pinkbell

lol


27 posted on 08/19/2013 1:49:43 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

What? No ‘RACIST’ accusations?
Wow, a short while back this poster would have been branded racist within the first five posts.

just like Forever21... they cut back to stay in business. Blatant racism!


28 posted on 08/19/2013 8:52:05 AM PDT by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Wow. With all these NSA revelations rolling in Obama’s legacy may not be Obamacare.

He may go down in history as the Orwellian Big Brother president who destroyed personal privacy. . . . “

Hey DUmmie, what do you think Obamacare does? The law mandates that all medical records be submitted to a federal database for federal access. Therefore, Obamacare itself eliminates any “right to privacy.”

Hey, that means your party legislated the “right to privacy between a patient and doctor” that was established in Roe!

You idiots are morons.


29 posted on 08/19/2013 10:45:21 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
F*** FACTS!!

[The DUmmie motto.]

That is correct!!

This place has almost lost its collective mind.

DU poster, YOU NEED A MIND to LOSE IT!!! You guys lost yours a long time ago...

I would vote to impeach a republican for this.

[But since Obama is a Democrat, I give him a free pass.]

LOL

30 posted on 08/24/2013 1:19:36 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Ben Carson/Rand Paul or Sara/Nikki in 2016)
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