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Want to REALLY tick off a liberal? Slap this bumper sticker on your car...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-20-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/20/2013 2:53:42 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

First I uncovered the scariest bumper sticker ever...now I've "corrected" it to show the very best...



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bumpersticker; duckdynasty; philrobertson; tednugent

1 posted on 12/20/2013 2:53:42 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
Yeah, that'd do it!

Continuing the meme...


2 posted on 12/20/2013 2:54:55 PM PST by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yup. That would just about guarantee a busted out back window in some places. LOL!


3 posted on 12/20/2013 2:55:48 PM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Robertson/Palin would send them into convulsions!


4 posted on 12/20/2013 2:55:51 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Some liberal WILL try to key your car.

Hire a funemployed Millennial to stake it out with a paintball rifle & vidcam. Load the outcomes on youtube.


5 posted on 12/20/2013 2:57:35 PM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: Travis McGee

Icky Pajama Boy. Phil gets my vote.


6 posted on 12/20/2013 2:59:40 PM PST by madison10
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To: Travis McGee

I just recently bought a really nice used USA Made Woolrich Red Plaid Wool Hunting Jacket off ebay. Who knows how old it is. I hope PJ Boy hasn’t stigmatized Red Plaid.

Good to see you still posting Travis, thought you had left for the seas.


7 posted on 12/20/2013 3:07:57 PM PST by roofgoat
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To: The Looking Spoon

Maybe not a great idea. A Swiftboat baseball cap in my brand new Prius resulted in an all-car keying in 2004 (in DC). Strangely (and happily), my anti-Obama sticker never caused any vandalism.


8 posted on 12/20/2013 3:10:12 PM PST by Mach9
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To: Mad Dawgg

That’s why you put the sticker over the old hope and change stickers. Liberal on liberal violence ensues.


9 posted on 12/20/2013 3:11:43 PM PST by meatloaf
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To: The Looking Spoon

Can you post it somewhere so we can use it as an avatar or other places to start the panic?


10 posted on 12/20/2013 3:13:11 PM PST by meatloaf
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To: The Looking Spoon

Coulda truely believed that I have done this today. I have a Jesus fish on my car, along with a Greg Brannon sticker. Was in front of a ticked off woman, she passed me and the I saw she had a Darwin fish on her car!


11 posted on 12/20/2013 3:15:34 PM PST by JSDude1 (Defeat Hagan, elect a Constutional Conservative: Dr. Greg Brannon!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

try these too:

“global warming is hoax”

or

“government is the problem not the solution to problems”

and watch liberals/democrats go insane. they love government and believe in global warming.


12 posted on 12/20/2013 3:15:56 PM PST by Democrat_media (Obama ordered IRS to rig 2012 election and must resign)
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To: The Looking Spoon

try these too:

“global warming is a hoax”

or

“government is the problem not the solution to problems”

and watch liberals/democrats go insane. they love government and believe in global warming.


13 posted on 12/20/2013 3:16:28 PM PST by Democrat_media (Obama ordered IRS to rig 2012 election and must resign)
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To: Mach9
put a picture like this on your bumper to scare away any liberals that may want to vandalize your car or premises:


14 posted on 12/20/2013 3:24:50 PM PST by Democrat_media (Obama ordered IRS to rig 2012 election and must resign)
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To: elcid1970
Some liberal WILL try to key your car.

Hire a funemployed Millennial to stake it out with a paintball rifle & vidcam. Load the outcomes on youtube.

Better yet, plaster the stickers on the lib's car.

15 posted on 12/20/2013 3:29:57 PM PST by chopperman
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To: meatloaf

16 posted on 12/20/2013 3:31:59 PM PST by Johnny_cash (10 out of 10 idiots voted for 0Bama!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Want to REALLY tick off a liberal? Slap this bumper sticker on your car...

What I have on my car seems to work...

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17 posted on 12/20/2013 3:35:02 PM PST by mcmuffin (Freedom's On The March - Wave Goodbye!)
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To: The Looking Spoon
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18 posted on 12/20/2013 3:38:29 PM PST by TurboZamboni ("PEACE ON EARTH TO MEN OF GOOD WILL".)
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To: mcmuffin

19 posted on 12/20/2013 3:39:42 PM PST by OwenKellogg (Fundamental transformation sucks.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yep!


20 posted on 12/20/2013 3:41:48 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

21 posted on 12/20/2013 3:41:56 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
I saw this



at the link and thought it looked like this.


22 posted on 12/20/2013 3:52:46 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: TigersEye

I have that song on my mp3 player!


23 posted on 12/20/2013 3:53:31 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Democrat_media

We have a good one on our car: “Reduce your government footprint.” We also have the t-shirts. I also have t-shirts that say “I Love Halliburton,” “If at first you don’t secede, try try again,” and “I’d Rather Be Waterboarding.”


24 posted on 12/20/2013 4:05:09 PM PST by klgator
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To: The Looking Spoon

This would really piss of a liberal:

Peace through Victory!
US Marines


25 posted on 12/20/2013 4:05:57 PM PST by aimhigh
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To: Jack Hydrazine

There’s a song? I just thought it was an old saying.


26 posted on 12/20/2013 4:18:41 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

That was FAST!


27 posted on 12/20/2013 4:19:16 PM PST by nascarnation (Wish everyone see a "Gay Kwanzaa")
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To: The Looking Spoon

Has anyone made a bumper sticker that says (and with picture), “LORD LOVE A DUCK”? Put Sy or Phil Robertson’s head on the duck, with a shotgun under its arm.

Duck, the other white meat.


28 posted on 12/20/2013 4:44:35 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: TigersEye

https://myspace.com/sevendeadmonkeys/music/song/kill-a-commie-for-mommie-44387168-47372560


29 posted on 12/20/2013 4:52:23 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Couldn't sign in to Myspace but I found a song with the same title by a different band, Gang Green, on Youtube.

Gang Green - "Kill a Commie" Taang! Records

Good lyrics, frenetic beat, a little hard to dance to. I'll give it a 5.

30 posted on 12/20/2013 5:00:07 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye

That’s not the same one.

“Kill A Commie For Mommy”
by the Seven Dead Monkeys.

Kill a Commie for Mommy
Kill a Commie today
Kill a Commie for Mommy
Blow those Commies away!

Kill a Commie today
Blow those Commies away! Yeah!

Ho!

They’re selling guns to Hizb’allah
They give them nukes to raise moolah
What do you say?

Hey!

Nuke a Nazi for Nancy
Nuke a Nazi today! Yeah!
Nuke a Nazi for Nancy
Blow those Nazis away!

Nuke a Nazi today
Blow those Nazis away!

Ho!

(Verse not understandable)
(Verse not understandable)
Gonna blow you apart!
What do you say?

We hold these truths to be self-evident
All the world wants to be free
Yeah!

Hey!

Drop the bomb on Mohammed
Drop the bomb on him today
Drop the bomb on Mohammed
Blow Mohammed away!

Nuke Mecca today
Blow Mohammed away!
Yeah!

Ho!

We’re tying to stop Mohammed’s plot
To spread the word of their god Allah
What do you say?
Nuke Mecca today!

Hey!


31 posted on 12/20/2013 5:24:40 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Based on the lyrics alone that one might get an 8! lol


32 posted on 12/20/2013 5:42:40 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: TigersEye

I’d like to see someone on FR make a music video with it and post it to GoogTube!


33 posted on 12/20/2013 5:48:45 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I would do that for you but I’m not savvy enough to make a video and post it.


34 posted on 12/20/2013 5:51:03 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

And what will you do when some liberal takes offense and uses a can opener to scratch your new car from front to rear?


35 posted on 12/20/2013 5:55:24 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: mcmuffin

Even better, heat seal it onto a Progressive’s car. See how long it takes them to discover it.


36 posted on 12/20/2013 5:58:56 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Some people might call it a confidence game or swindle, others call it ObamaCare!)
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To: Travis McGee

So...that is pajama boy. He should get out of his PJs and try working. Then he wouldn’t have time to day dream about idiot boy’s propaganda.


37 posted on 12/20/2013 6:15:39 PM PST by Nuc 1.1 (Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
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To: Democrat_media

Yes—and it looks like mine.


38 posted on 12/20/2013 6:20:44 PM PST by Mach9
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To: chopperman

“Better yet, plaster the stickers on the lib’s car.”

Liberal cars are usually covered with stickers, they wouldn’t even notice.

Here’s my fave, from 1979: “Nuke The Gay Iranian Whales”

;^)


39 posted on 12/20/2013 6:27:17 PM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: Travis McGee
OR SARAH'S AMERICA....

SARAH AND MARGARET

FIGHTING IRON:
40 posted on 12/20/2013 6:54:38 PM PST by jimsin
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To: Travis McGee

The Louvin Brothers .... “If We Forget God”

http://youtu.be/wlh-2O0dPkg

Merry Christmas my friend.....stay safe !


41 posted on 12/20/2013 8:56:03 PM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Put the sticker on the liberal’s FRONT bumper.

It will take days or even weeks for her to notice it.


42 posted on 12/21/2013 7:43:09 AM PST by DNME (Something wicked this way comes ...)
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