Today's satire will be tomorrow's headline...good one
Posted on 12/21/2013 11:39:56 AM PST by John Semmens
In a list she’s been keeping since 1993, media personality Barbara Walters named Hillary Clinton the year’s “most fascinating person” of 2013.
“When you juxtapose her disastrous stint as secretary of state with polls that show she would easily win the 2016 presidential election, well, that’s fascinating,” Walters contended. “Consider the whole Benghazi thing, there were numerous warnings that our people in Libya working under Clinton’s Department of State supervision needed better protection. She neglected to address these warnings and people died as a result.”
“One would think that this blot would be enough to sink anyone’s political future,” Walters went on. “But she brazened it out in front of a congressional inquiry and persuaded America that at this point it doesn’t matter. It shows that she is a potent person, a force that is, inexplicably, unstoppable. It’s freakish, frightening, and—fascinating. You think you ought to look away, but you are drawn to her out of morbid curiosity.”
In other media personality news, CNN’s Piers Morgan hailed A&E’s sanctions against Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty. “Vile homophobic bigotry doesn’t merit First Amendment protection,” Morgan argued. “Acceptance of homosexuality is America’s policy now. We cannot allow this policy to be undermined by disagreement or ridicule, especially by someone with as large a following as Robertson.”
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Is this like how a train wreck is fascinating?
She conspired with the little islamist to murder our people in Benghazi. We’ll see how well she slips through that.
All I know is I would give my left nut to see her in a debate with a real conservative for once.
I looked it up a few days ago. Hillary has gotten 9 awards in the last 10 months. This is doubtless the tireless efforts of her fan club. From the sound of some of them, they made them up just for her. What a publicist she must have.
After I found out that she and Bill were Rhodes Scholars, I stopped paying any attention to awards and honors. Liberals heap awards on each other. You’ll never find a conservative being honored by a large organization. The Nobel Prize for not being George Bush put the icing on the award cake for me.
Once Walters went black, did she ever come back?
...hitting the bottle under Bengazi pressure....falling down drunk....subdural hematoma.....hospital.....Hillary win in 2016?
Baaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!
Today's satire will be tomorrow's headline...good one
WHAT DIFFERANCE DOES IT MAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s deserves to be called “most fascinating person” the same way President Trayvon deserves a Nobel peace prize.
Sharon Stone said Hillary has sexual power, too.
The ONLY thing that’s”Fascinating”about this”Creature”is how she has virtually escaped ANY of her behavior being called into question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We better chose a great candidate for 2016 or get ready for President Hilary Clinton. I have no doubt that she will win if we don’t have a good plan.
almost got me
And my respect for the millenials was somewhat restored tonight when my 22 year old niece asked “What has Hillery Clinton ever done that’s so fascinating?”.......
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