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Will you get these 20 jokes meant for really brainy people?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-12-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

This has been making rounds. Some are really good, and the others I haven't gotten yet ;-P



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brainy; intellectual; jokes
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To: The Looking Spoon

I don’t get 4 and 12.


61 posted on 03/12/2014 10:15:24 AM PDT by pgkdan
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To: The Looking Spoon
Those are really cute. Entropy is, of course, precisely what it used to be - that's why it's Boltzmann's constant, not Boltzmann's variable.

All right, I'm kidding. Never could tell a joke...

62 posted on 03/12/2014 10:15:37 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: SpinnerWebb

See post 59.


63 posted on 03/12/2014 10:17:07 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: pgkdan

Don’t worry about 4. It’s a metric system joke and there is nothing funny about the metric system.

(A pascal is the unit of pressure. A newton is the unit of weight. 1 newton per square meter is one pascal.)


64 posted on 03/12/2014 10:18:04 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: lastchance

Took me a minute....yours may be better than anything on the list ;-)


65 posted on 03/12/2014 10:18:35 AM PDT by JoeDetweiler
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To: cuban leaf

Thanks! :)

I liked these. There were a couple I didn’t get (the Newton inside a square meter?), but I’ll read the thread & I’m sure someone will have explained them. I loved the one about Pavlov-now that was funny. :)


66 posted on 03/12/2014 10:19:29 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (R.I.P., James Helmuth, my nephew who passed away at ten years old, from cancer, on March 23.)
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To: wideawake

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. He orders a beer, sits down and drinks it.

The bartender comes around and says “would you like another?”

Descartes responds “I think not” and vanishes into thin air.


67 posted on 03/12/2014 10:19:54 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave; Blood of Tyrants
Re: #3
They can’t know if they “all” want a beer until all three have made their decision. So the third one can say “yes.”

That's only half of it — if either of the first two didn't want a beer then they could have answered the question ('No').

68 posted on 03/12/2014 10:21:02 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: lastchance

>> My favorite “intellectual” joke is still the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.
>
> Really? Mine is Harvard Law School.

LOL / Ouch! :D


69 posted on 03/12/2014 10:23:04 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Shimmer1
Look up Pavlovs dog.

12 &13 eluded me too.

70 posted on 03/12/2014 10:24:33 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Thank you for posting these. I have passed them on to a philospher, a mathematician, an engineering student, and a Mother-in-law.


71 posted on 03/12/2014 10:24:36 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: mrreaganaut

I liked them and they are some of the reasons we got married. Mwah.


72 posted on 03/12/2014 10:25:04 AM PDT by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, now Christian. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.)
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To: wideawake

Clearly that joke predates the modern gender era.


73 posted on 03/12/2014 10:25:46 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: The Looking Spoon

I have a t-shirt with the Buddhist one on it.


74 posted on 03/12/2014 10:26:04 AM PDT by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, now Christian. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Those brainy people should have been aborted!!


75 posted on 03/12/2014 10:26:04 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hmmmmm...... I’m not as smart as I thought I was.


76 posted on 03/12/2014 10:26:56 AM PDT by Din Maker (If Ted Cruz gave Rand Paul one of his balls, they'd both have one.)
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To: Loud Mime

The engineering one is pretty good too.


77 posted on 03/12/2014 10:28:16 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: TBP

Steven Wright


78 posted on 03/12/2014 10:29:01 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Here's my contribution to "intellectual jokes".

Unlike men, all numbers are not created equal.

79 posted on 03/12/2014 10:31:45 AM PDT by Pres Raygun (Repent America)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I don’t get 12 and 13, and initially, I didn’t get #4, but only because my screen was cutting off the last paragraph of the joke...:)

I loved these!


80 posted on 03/12/2014 10:32:34 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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