Posted on 04/10/2014 4:50:03 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Here's a few funnies as we're about to round the corner on this week...
Except for #6 all of these are (or should be) profiles in liberalism...6 was probably conceived by conservatives for libs...
Unfortunate logo placement
:)
You won’t find a better price anywhere!
They were roasted, dipped in honey and rolled in poppy seeds.
That actually sounds good if only one could forget it is a mouse.
I don’t believe dormice were technically mice and not really even sure that they were rodents. Not sure why I know this, lol, probably recalling some obscure side discussion from Western Civ all these years later. Just weird enough to have stuck with me.
My local Walmart had a sign “The Elder scrolls online” release date Tuesday April 4th. April 4th was a Friday this year. Right next to it? I sign releasing the Blue Ray DVD for some movie ... Available Tuesday April 14th. April 14th was a Monday this year.
Sign on an ATM machine in a gas station beer outlet ... “Use your EBT card here”. That I took a picture of.
Oh my goodness, are these real? Too, too funny!
The first one reminds me of Chuck Scarborough, the long time NY news anchor.
One night they had a story, it was really quite tragic, some very young man had died, I forget how he died, but I think he was the son of a prominent person and that’s why it was on the news.
So they tell the story of the event(s) that lead to the death and Scarborough sums up by saying in a flat, monotone voice “...and later, he died.”
Hubby and I were like: way to show sympathy Chuck!
One of the local TV stations played a segment, probably supplied by their network, saying that mammograms may not be as important as thought.
That was followed by the two news readers presenting a spiel about how good that segment was and how they were starting a program to remind women to get mammograms.
It was funny because they had no idea what the video they had just played, really said.
Oy - that’s pretty bad!
In the old days I was a typesetter on a country weekly. They had a story about some mixed up captions in another paper. An old ruin of a barn burned down the same day a prominent dowager died. The caption under her photo said "The old eyesore is gone at last."
I buy them about once a year. They keep just fine.
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