it is a bad sign

me ^ | now | me

[bigheadfred]

This cat of me has owned yus for many years.

She screams to be free, but when you let her out, she screams to come back inside.

Now I like this cat.

But the only two other things she will eat (besides dry catfood) are refried beans and popcorn....

[pax_et_bonum]

Shhhh!
No one is supposed to know my cat gets food stamps. ;-)

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That’s not very respectable but at least he isn’t embezzling from you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Nyf-bVpxw

[bigheadfred]

bathing

SHAVING it and it still...

[Olog-hai]

Those characters I got through Windows Character Map. Not sure if every Cyrillic/Glagolithic character is in there, but they have quite a few (like ksi Ѯ, omega Ѡ and even numerals ҈ ).

[fieldmarshaldj]

No, don’t do that. They never look good bald.

[Darksheare]

What about the ROUSes?

[shibumi]

"Parties at your house must be fun."

Just a guess mind you - but I don't think that they have a designated start and stop point.

And another - just a guess again - I think posting to FR is one of the games they play in between "refreshments."

So Fred - Does any of this sound familiar?

[Slings and Arrows]

[bigheadfred]

yeah a bit so i will pick you up and head down to Fords to get the bil

you start the screamin’ and i WILL follow with the bitin’

[bigheadfred]

leave my milk out of this shes an old lady for christs sake

[867V309]

Word, bro.

[bigheadfred]

it aint the smell it is the tree jumpers

[Darksheare]

I have some coffee around here somewhere that might help.

[shibumi]

"For God's sake give the cat what she wants. They're all she."

True story.

Until I was about - oh - I dunno - 8 or 9 years old, I thought that all cats were female and all dogs were male and that when they "got together" they had litters of little dogs and cats ..... and that the reason they didn't usually get along was just like human married people who fought all the time.

(Further Affiant sayeth naught.)

[tumblindice]

Possums make pretty good pets, but they’re a little ‘bitey.’

[bigheadfred]

seriesly just a ha ha

i dont care about going back to prison but for my BIL?

i wunt care but they just run my wife off her grazeland...

[no-to-illegals]

Lord Fred ... Run and Hide, if that cat gets one taste of Dark’s coffee ... Monster Cat!

[bigheadfred]

no coffee till Brooklyn

[fieldmarshaldj]

Tree jumpers ? They need to stay away from that. You need to shoo those off.

[bigheadfred]

tumblindice wrote: Possums make pretty good pets, but they’re a little ‘bitey.’

jest up till you run that nose bone up through the fore brain and no worries but you can stew on that

[tumblindice]

My bulldog has one. Samson brings him to the back door, lays him down on the deck and he plays dead. Out of respect for Sam we haven’t eaten him, tasty as he looks.